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Trevor the Dachshund in sunglasses relaxes by a pool with a cocktail. Headlinetext reads: EXCLUSIVE: Trevor Breaks Silence on South Coast ‘Accommodation Incident,’ Insists It Was a Strategic Reset. Sutherland Shire Gazette. Relaxed summer vibe.

Trevor the Dachshund in sunglasses relaxes by a pool with a cocktail. Headlinetext reads: EXCLUSIVE: Trevor Breaks Silence on South Coast ‘Accommodation Incident,’ Insists It Was a Strategic Reset. Sutherland Shire Gazette. Relaxed summer vibe.

EXCLUSIVE: Trevor Breaks Silence on South Coast ‘Accommodation Incident,’ Insists It Was a Strategic Reset.

3 days ago2 min read

Trevor the dachshund dog beside a large veggie burger and fries on a table outdoors. Text on image: Breaking news headline: BREAKING AFTERNOON EDITION: Trevor Located - Progress North Delayed by Milton Traffic and Celebrity Obligations. and Sutherland Shire Gazette info. Mood is humorous.

Trevor the dachshund dog beside a large veggie burger and fries on a table outdoors. Text on image: Breaking news headline: BREAKING AFTERNOON EDITION: Trevor Located - Progress North Delayed by Milton Traffic and Celebrity Obligations. and Sutherland Shire Gazette info. Mood is humorous.

BREAKING AFTERNOON EDITION: Trevor Located - Progress North Delayed by Milton Traffic and Celebrity Obligations.

Jan 81 min read

BREAKING: Trevor the Dachshund Abandoned at Pet Hotel as Jess Escapes to Luxury South Coast Hideaway.

BREAKING: Trevor the Dachshund Abandoned at Pet Hotel as Jess Escapes to Luxury South Coast Hideaway.

BREAKING: Trevor the Dachshund Abandoned at Pet Hotel as Jess Escapes to Luxury South Coast Hideaway.

Jan 62 min read

Trevor the Dachshund Dog in royal attire sits on ornate throne, backdrop of decorated Christmas tree, fireplace. Text: Sutherland Shire Gazette, the_shire_gazette.

Trevor the Dachshund Dog in royal attire sits on ornate throne, backdrop of decorated Christmas tree, fireplace. Text: Sutherland Shire Gazette, the_shire_gazette.

Merry Christmas from The Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Dec 25, 20251 min read

EXCLUSIVE: Trevor and Jess Reunite for Santa Photos at Cronulla — Standoff Reported Between Dachshund and Man in Red

EXCLUSIVE: Trevor and Jess Reunite for Santa Photos at Cronulla — Standoff Reported Between Dachshund and Man in Red

EXCLUSIVE: Trevor and Jess Reunite for Santa Photos at Cronulla — Standoff Reported Between Dachshund and Man in Red

Dec 23, 20252 min read

BREAKING: Trevor the Dachshund Returns to Cronulla to Find Eviction Notice — Considers Rekindling Things With Jess After “Spiritual Reset” in Kurnell.

Dec 2, 20252 min read

EXCLUSIVE: Trevor the Dachshund Retreats to Far Kurnell for ‘Reputation Reset’ — Promises He’s “Reflecting, Rebranding, and Resting My Public Image”.

Nov 25, 20252 min read

Dachshund Dog in hat reaching up to microphone before "Skeetas South" sign amid fog. Text: Trevor missing after e-bike incident. Theme: news and humor.

Dachshund Dog in hat reaching up to microphone before "Skeetas South" sign amid fog. Text: Trevor missing after e-bike incident. Theme: news and humor.

BREAKING: Trevor Missing After Skeetas Meltdown - Reputation in Crisis as E-Bike Ankle Nipping Allegations Emerge

Nov 18, 20252 min read

Dachshund wearing a hat sits at a bar with a beer. Headline: "Trevor the Dachshund Announces Plans to Take the Mic at Skeeters - Eyes Collaboration with Local 90s Rock Band.". Sutherland Shire Gazette

Dachshund wearing a hat sits at a bar with a beer. Headline: "Trevor the Dachshund Announces Plans to Take the Mic at Skeeters - Eyes Collaboration with Local 90s Rock Band.". Sutherland Shire Gazette

BREAKING: Trevor the Dachshund Announces Plans to Take the Mic at Skeetas - Eyes Collaboration with Local 90s Rock Band.

Nov 11, 20251 min read

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