BREAKING: Trevor the Dachshund Returns to Cronulla to Find Eviction Notice — Considers Rekindling Things With Jess After “Spiritual Reset” in Kurnell.

Sandy Shores | Editor-in-Chief | The Sutherland Shire Gazette

2 December 2025

CRONULLA - After a mysterious 72-hour disappearance and a self-declared “spiritual realignment” in Far Kurnell, Trevor the Dachshund has dramatically returned to the Cronulla peninsula — only to find an eviction notice slapped on the door of his Rostrevor Street apartment.

Sources say the notice cites “excessive noise, unauthorised visitors, and general diva behaviour,” though strata representatives declined to comment beyond muttering something about “the Skeeta’s incident.”

Witnesses report Trevor strutted back into North Cronulla at sunrise wearing sunglasses and the kind of serene expression only achievable after two long walks on Silver Beach and a meaningful stare at an oil refinery.

“He’s come back… different,” said one neighbour. “He looks calmer. Centred. Like he’s done just enough soul-searching to be dangerous again.”

With the eviction looming, Trevor has reportedly reached out to his former owner Jess - the woman he once accused of emotional betrayal for feeding a stranger gelato. After what friends describe as “a surprisingly mature conversation,” the pair have agreed to trial joint counselling sessions to rebuild trust and explore “next steps in their dynamic.”

Jess, cautiously optimistic, told the Gazette she believes “everyone deserves a second chance — even someone who once staged a one-dog protest on the fire stairs.”

Trevor insists the therapy is not about personal growth but “reputation management” as he works to re-enter Cronulla society following his Skeeta’s meltdown and alleged ankle-nipping scandal.

“The community deserves the best version of me,” he said in a brief doorstep statement. “And frankly, they’re lucky to have me back.”

Local residents seem relieved. Dozens have reportedly spotted him patrolling the esplanade with renewed purpose, pausing only to receive pats from supporters and glare at passing e-bikes.

As one Cronulla local put it: “It’s good to see Trevor home. Chaos follows him everywhere - but honestly, we missed it.”