BREAKING: Trevor Missing After Skeetas Meltdown - Reputation in Crisis as E-Bike Ankle Nipping Allegations Emerge

Skye Waverley | Social Reporter | Sutherland Shire Gazette

18 November 2025

JANNALI - Chaos erupted late Thursday night after local dachshund and self-anointed cultural icon Trevor vanished into downtown Jannali following what witnesses describe as a “catastrophic musical miscalculation” at Skeeters Open Mic Night.

Trevor arrived “fully prepared” for his debut - wearing sunglasses indoors, demanding a smoke machine, and insisting someone announce him as “the Shire’s answer to Liam Gallagher.” 

The problem, staff say, wasn’t his attitude but his height. At 24cm tall, Trevor was physically unable to reach the microphone, and Open Mic organisers Al and Russell reportedly “did not, at any time, have a suitable ladder.”

 The Crabs, the 90s rock band Trevor insisted he was collaborating with, maintain they “never officially confirmed anything.”

 Humiliated, Trevor disappeared into the night like a small, unstable rockstar.

Witnesses later spotted him strutting through Jannali shops at 9:45pm, still wearing the sunglasses. At night. He allegedly attempted to “order a round” at the bottle shop before being seen barking at his own reflection in the window of Jannali Delight Bakery.

The evening took a darker turn when a man riding an e-bike “too close for Trevor’s liking” claimed the dachshund “attempted to nip my ankle in an act of political protest.” Trevor denies the allegation, insisting he was “simply enforcing necessary boundaries on personal space.” Eyewitness accounts vary from “He lunged” to “He sashayed aggressively” to “Honestly he just looked tired.”

By morning, community leaders were openly questioning his suitability for Local of the Year, future mayor, or even “musical prodigy of the Shire.”

But the search ended abruptly at 6:12am when Jess found Trevor asleep behind the Jannali commuter carpark, curled around a half-eaten packet of BBQ Shapes.

Trevor has issued no comment, except a muffled, “The show must go on.”

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