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Man in suit with umbrella stands beside a water-filled pothole on a suburban street. "Sutherland Shire Gazette" and "For Sale" sign visible.

Man in suit with umbrella stands beside a water-filled pothole on a suburban street. "Sutherland Shire Gazette" and "For Sale" sign visible.

Exclusive New Waterfront Living - Luxury Shire Listings Emerge Beside The Shires Newest Most Scenic Pothole Road Craters

2 days ago1 min read

Street at night with blue lights along driveways, tree-lined road. Text: "Driveway Disco Fever Hits Shire as Residents Mistake Suburbia for Outback Station. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Street at night with blue lights along driveways, tree-lined road. Text: "Driveway Disco Fever Hits Shire as Residents Mistake Suburbia for Outback Station. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Blue Light Driveway Disco Fever Hits Shire as Residents Mistake Suburbia for Outback Station

6 days ago2 min read

Woman in business attire sits on a bench, appearing tired. Busy city street with cars and buses. Headline Text reads "Shire Woman Conquers 11-Round Culture Fit Interview Gauntlet in The Big Smoke - Declines Job, Now Too Exhausted to Work.". Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Woman in business attire sits on a bench, appearing tired. Busy city street with cars and buses. Headline Text reads "Shire Woman Conquers 11-Round Culture Fit Interview Gauntlet in The Big Smoke - Declines Job, Now Too Exhausted to Work.". Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Shire Woman Conquers 11-Round ‘Culture Fit’ Interview Gauntlet in The Big Smoke - Declines Job, Now Too Exhausted to Work

Aug 152 min read

Shuttered glass entrance of "Caringbah Marketplace" Headline Text: Aldi Pulls Out, Sutherland Shire Gazette Steps In - Our Haunted Caringbah Marketplace Joke Now Shaping Shire Development Plans According to Major News Outlets. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Shuttered glass entrance of "Caringbah Marketplace" Headline Text: Aldi Pulls Out, Sutherland Shire Gazette Steps In - Our Haunted Caringbah Marketplace Joke Now Shaping Shire Development Plans According to Major News Outlets. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Aldi Pulls Out, Sutherland Shire Gazette Steps In - Our Haunted Caringbah Marketplace Joke Now Shaping Shire Development Plans According to Major News Outlets

Aug 142 min read

Vet doctor with stethoscope smiles at brown dachshund on clinic table. Headline Text above: "JUST IN: Cronulla Dachshund Trevor Diagnoses Owner With Rare Condition - "She cant function wihtout me"". Sutherland Shire Gazette

Vet doctor with stethoscope smiles at brown dachshund on clinic table. Headline Text above: "JUST IN: Cronulla Dachshund Trevor Diagnoses Owner With Rare Condition - "She cant function wihtout me"". Sutherland Shire Gazette

Cronulla Dachshund Trevor Diagnoses Owner With Rare Condition: “She Can’t Function Without Me”

Aug 122 min read

Four women chat over drinks at a beachside cafe. Headline Text: Öne of Us": Non-Shire Woman Uses DNA Test To Breach High School Friendship Fortress. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Four women chat over drinks at a beachside cafe. Headline Text: Öne of Us": Non-Shire Woman Uses DNA Test To Breach High School Friendship Fortress. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

“One of Us” - Non-Shire Woman Uses DNA Test to Breach High School Friendship Fortress

Aug 112 min read

Dachshund sits indoors by rainy window with yellow, blue, and red raincoats hanging. Text above reads: "Trevor the Dachshund. Owns Three Raincoats, Still Refuses to Go Outside.."

Dachshund sits indoors by rainy window with yellow, blue, and red raincoats hanging. Text above reads: "Trevor the Dachshund. Owns Three Raincoats, Still Refuses to Go Outside.."

Trevor the Dachshund Owns Three Raincoats, Still Refuses to Go Outside

Aug 52 min read

Man typing at desk with coffee, lamp, and "Fake News" stamp. Text reads: "Local man nominated for award for heroically debunking satirical articles like its satire bingo."

Man typing at desk with coffee, lamp, and "Fake News" stamp. Text reads: "Local man nominated for award for heroically debunking satirical articles like its satire bingo."

Local Man Awarded for Award After Heroically Debunking Satirical Articles Like its Satire Bingo Night

Aug 42 min read

‘How’s The Weather?’ Declared Official Language of the Shire After Unprecedented Weekend of Relentless Rain and Reluctant Small Talk

Aug 32 min read

White electric ute parked at a construction site. Workers in yellow vests on scaffolding. Hedline text reads: Electric Ute Rolls Onto Building Site In Total Silence Tradies Left Audibly Uncomfortable

White electric ute parked at a construction site. Workers in yellow vests on scaffolding. Hedline text reads: Electric Ute Rolls Onto Building Site In Total Silence Tradies Left Audibly Uncomfortable

Electric Ute Rolls Onto Building Site in Total Silence - Tradies Left Audibly Uncomfortable

Aug 12 min read

BYD Electric cars charging in a crpark. Headline reads: "EXCLUSIVE: Inside the Rise of the Shire's ‘Temu Tesla’. - The EV That Whispered 'Close Enough'. Sutherland Shire Gazette

BYD Electric cars charging in a crpark. Headline reads: "EXCLUSIVE: Inside the Rise of the Shire's ‘Temu Tesla’. - The EV That Whispered 'Close Enough'. Sutherland Shire Gazette

EXCLUSIVE: Inside the Rise of the Shire's ‘Temu Tesla’ - The EV That Whispered ‘Close Enough'

Jul 142 min read

Yellow train at a station under cloudy skies. Headline above reads, "Local commuter defies train physics with death stare and tote bag decoy." Sutherland Shire Gazette

Yellow train at a station under cloudy skies. Headline above reads, "Local commuter defies train physics with death stare and tote bag decoy." Sutherland Shire Gazette

JUST IN: Local Commuter Attempts to Defy Peak Hour Train Passenger Physics with Death Stare and Tote Bag Decoy

Jun 262 min read

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