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Group dining at marina with Champagne. Casual, joyful mood. Headline about fabric shock. Headline Text"EXCLUSIVE: Couple Escorted from Pippi’s Cronulla for Wearing Non-Linen Fabrics — Community in Fabric Shock.Sutherland Shire Gazette banner visible.

Group dining at marina with Champagne. Casual, joyful mood. Headline about fabric shock. Headline Text"EXCLUSIVE: Couple Escorted from Pippi’s Cronulla for Wearing Non-Linen Fabrics — Community in Fabric Shock.Sutherland Shire Gazette banner visible.

EXCLUSIVE: Couple Escorted from Pippi’s Cronulla for Wearing Non-Linen Fabrics — Community in Fabric Shock.

7 days ago2 min read

Man in a blue shirt with "Warning: May Contain Puns" stands next to a laptop showing a GoFundMe page. Bookshelf in the background. Headline text: BREAKING: Local Man Launches GoFundMe to Help Residents Born Without Humour Chromosome — Promises “Satire Infusion” From Barry Humphries Gene Bank. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Man in a blue shirt with "Warning: May Contain Puns" stands next to a laptop showing a GoFundMe page. Bookshelf in the background. Headline text: BREAKING: Local Man Launches GoFundMe to Help Residents Born Without Humour Chromosome — Promises “Satire Infusion” From Barry Humphries Gene Bank. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

BREAKING: Local Man Launches GoFundMe to Help Residents Born Without Humour Chromosome — Promises “Satire Infusion” From Barry Humphries Gene Bank.

Dec 62 min read

BREAKING: Trevor the Dachshund Returns to Cronulla to Find Eviction Notice — Considers Rekindling Things With Jess After “Spiritual Reset” in Kurnell.

Dec 22 min read

BREAKING: Workplace Declares Employee Missing After He Disappears with Shire Gazette Annual — Found Hours Later in Accessible Toilet in Hysterics

Nov 272 min read

EXCLUSIVE: Trevor the Dachshund Retreats to Far Kurnell for ‘Reputation Reset’ — Promises He’s “Reflecting, Rebranding, and Resting My Public Image”.

Nov 252 min read

Man in bed looks hungover, hand on head. Headline: Shire dad's "Rain Dance Shot" leads to joy. Background shows window and trees.

Man in bed looks hungover, hand on head. Headline: Shire dad's "Rain Dance Shot" leads to joy. Background shows window and trees.

BREAKING: Shire Dad Performs Late-Night “Rain Dance Shot” - Wakes to Nippers Cancelled and Region-Wide Parental Euphoria

Nov 232 min read

Aerial view of suburban area with blue driveway lights resembling runways. Headline humorously reports BREAKING: Shire Floats Plan for Its Own Airport After Driveway Light Fever Accidentally Builds ‘Unregulated Runway Network’. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Aerial view of suburban area with blue driveway lights resembling runways. Headline humorously reports BREAKING: Shire Floats Plan for Its Own Airport After Driveway Light Fever Accidentally Builds ‘Unregulated Runway Network’. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

BREAKING: Shire Floats Plan for Its Own Airport After Driveway Light Fever Accidentally Builds ‘Unregulated Runway Network’.

Nov 202 min read

Dachshund Dog in hat reaching up to microphone before "Skeetas South" sign amid fog. Text: Trevor missing after e-bike incident. Theme: news and humor.

Dachshund Dog in hat reaching up to microphone before "Skeetas South" sign amid fog. Text: Trevor missing after e-bike incident. Theme: news and humor.

BREAKING: Trevor Missing After Skeetas Meltdown - Reputation in Crisis as E-Bike Ankle Nipping Allegations Emerge

Nov 182 min read

Woman in a car with a determined look. Headline above reads, ‘Didn’t Ask, Don’t Care’: Shire Woman Officially Enters Perimenopause Era, Declares It a Liberation Movement. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Woman in a car with a determined look. Headline above reads, ‘Didn’t Ask, Don’t Care’: Shire Woman Officially Enters Perimenopause Era, Declares It a Liberation Movement. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

‘Didn’t Ask, Don’t Care’: Shire Woman Officially Enters Perimenopause Era, Declares It a Liberation Movement

Nov 171 min read

BREAKING: Local Couple Locked in Covert Smuggling War — Guitar Pedals and Craft Vinyl at Centre of Domestic Deception

Nov 142 min read

Concert stage with vibrant lights, large crowd, and a scenic backdrop. Headline: Shire Residents return from Oasis concert, now declaring 2025 best year since 1998.

Concert stage with vibrant lights, large crowd, and a scenic backdrop. Headline: Shire Residents return from Oasis concert, now declaring 2025 best year since 1998.

UPDATE: Shire Residents Returning from Oasis Concert Now Declaring 2025 ‘Best Year Since 1998’

Nov 92 min read

Bus decorated with Union Jack and "OASIS" sign drives on road; headline about concert and babysitters' surge pricing overlay.

Bus decorated with Union Jack and "OASIS" sign drives on road; headline about concert and babysitters' surge pricing overlay.

BREAKING: Shire Parents Re-Enter Western Sydney Orbit for Oasis Concert - Babysitters Invoke Surge Pricing

Nov 71 min read

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