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Group dining at marina with Champagne. Casual, joyful mood. Headline about fabric shock. Headline Text"EXCLUSIVE: Couple Escorted from Pippi’s Cronulla for Wearing Non-Linen Fabrics — Community in Fabric Shock.Sutherland Shire Gazette banner visible.

Group dining at marina with Champagne. Casual, joyful mood. Headline about fabric shock. Headline Text"EXCLUSIVE: Couple Escorted from Pippi’s Cronulla for Wearing Non-Linen Fabrics — Community in Fabric Shock.Sutherland Shire Gazette banner visible.

EXCLUSIVE: Couple Escorted from Pippi’s Cronulla for Wearing Non-Linen Fabrics — Community in Fabric Shock.

7 days ago2 min read

BREAKING: Trevor the Dachshund Returns to Cronulla to Find Eviction Notice — Considers Rekindling Things With Jess After “Spiritual Reset” in Kurnell.

Dec 22 min read

EXCLUSIVE: Trevor the Dachshund Retreats to Far Kurnell for ‘Reputation Reset’ — Promises He’s “Reflecting, Rebranding, and Resting My Public Image”.

Nov 252 min read

Beach scene with adults and children in pink and orange vests running into the waves at Nippers. Headline: Shire Parents hit “Nippers Fatigue” But Will Continue Pretending Everything is Fine Until March. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Beach scene with adults and children in pink and orange vests running into the waves at Nippers. Headline: Shire Parents hit “Nippers Fatigue” But Will Continue Pretending Everything is Fine Until March. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

SPECIAL REPORT: Shire Parents Officially Hit “Nippers Fatigue” — But Will Continue Pretending Everything Is Fine Until March

Nov 162 min read

Trevor the Dachshund wearing an "OASIS" harness howling on a red mat in a mall. Nearby, a hat with money. Text: "EXCLUSIVE: Trevor the Dachshund Discovered Busking in Cronulla Mall - Claims Local Bands would be lucky to have him." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Trevor the Dachshund wearing an "OASIS" harness howling on a red mat in a mall. Nearby, a hat with money. Text: "EXCLUSIVE: Trevor the Dachshund Discovered Busking in Cronulla Mall - Claims Local Bands would be lucky to have him." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

EXCLUSIVE: Trevor the Dachshund Discovered Busking in Cronulla Mall — Claims Local Bands Would Be “Lucky to Have Him”

Nov 42 min read

Croydon Street Carpark entrance with blue sign, max clearance warning. Text highlights parking space hoax, locals seek evidence. Headline: Inside the Croydon Street Cronulla Car Park Hoax - Sign Still Claiming 405 Spaces Available - Locals Demand Proof. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Croydon Street Carpark entrance with blue sign, max clearance warning. Text highlights parking space hoax, locals seek evidence. Headline: Inside the Croydon Street Cronulla Car Park Hoax - Sign Still Claiming 405 Spaces Available - Locals Demand Proof. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

EXCLUSIVE: Inside the Croydon Street Cronulla Car Park Hoax - Sign Still Claiming 405 Spaces Available - Locals Demand Proof.

Oct 251 min read

Trevor the Dachshund Adjusts to Bachelor Life on Rostrevor Street - Neighbours Already Complaining About Noise, Smells, and Uber Eats Deliveries

Sep 22 min read

Person walking a dog on a sunny sutherland shire suburban street lined with blooming jacaranda trees. Headline Text says, "Sun Spotted Over the Shire - REsidents Unsure Whether to Rejoince or Call the SES". Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Person walking a dog on a sunny sutherland shire suburban street lined with blooming jacaranda trees. Headline Text says, "Sun Spotted Over the Shire - REsidents Unsure Whether to Rejoince or Call the SES". Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Sun Spotted Over the Sutherland Shire - Residents Unsure Whether to Rejoice or Call the SES

Aug 241 min read

Dung beetle on pavement near dog poo. Headline text: “Dung Beetle Taskforce” Rumoured for Cronulla Esplanade to Tackle Poo Crisis. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Dung beetle on pavement near dog poo. Headline text: “Dung Beetle Taskforce” Rumoured for Cronulla Esplanade to Tackle Poo Crisis. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

“Dung Beetle Taskforce” Rumoured for Cronulla Esplanade to Tackle Poo Crisis

Aug 171 min read

Vet doctor with stethoscope smiles at brown dachshund on clinic table. Headline Text above: "JUST IN: Cronulla Dachshund Trevor Diagnoses Owner With Rare Condition - "She cant function wihtout me"". Sutherland Shire Gazette

Vet doctor with stethoscope smiles at brown dachshund on clinic table. Headline Text above: "JUST IN: Cronulla Dachshund Trevor Diagnoses Owner With Rare Condition - "She cant function wihtout me"". Sutherland Shire Gazette

Cronulla Dachshund Trevor Diagnoses Owner With Rare Condition: “She Can’t Function Without Me”

Aug 122 min read

Barista pours coffee, woman hands a pastry to a customer in a busy cafe. Headline text reads: Just give me a large - Local Man shaken by one size fits alll coffee policy

Barista pours coffee, woman hands a pastry to a customer in a busy cafe. Headline text reads: Just give me a large - Local Man shaken by one size fits alll coffee policy

“Just Give Me a Large”: Local Man Shaken by One-Size-Fits-All Coffee Policy

Aug 92 min read

Dachshund sits indoors by rainy window with yellow, blue, and red raincoats hanging. Text above reads: "Trevor the Dachshund. Owns Three Raincoats, Still Refuses to Go Outside.."

Dachshund sits indoors by rainy window with yellow, blue, and red raincoats hanging. Text above reads: "Trevor the Dachshund. Owns Three Raincoats, Still Refuses to Go Outside.."

Trevor the Dachshund Owns Three Raincoats, Still Refuses to Go Outside

Aug 52 min read

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