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Trevor the Dachshund with an Australian flag bandana sits on a picnic blanket with a pie, tear in eye. Trees and Cronulla beach in background. Headline text reads: BREAKING: Trevor the Dachshund Misses Out on Australian of the Year - Also Snubbed for Shire Citizen Honour. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Trevor the Dachshund with an Australian flag bandana sits on a picnic blanket with a pie, tear in eye. Trees and Cronulla beach in background. Headline text reads: BREAKING: Trevor the Dachshund Misses Out on Australian of the Year - Also Snubbed for Shire Citizen Honour. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

BREAKING: Trevor the Dachshund Misses Out on Australian of the Year - Also Snubbed for Shire Citizen Honour.

Jan 272 min read

Dachshund wearing sunglasses and a hat against a bokeh background. Headline Text: BREAKING: Trevor the Dachshund Confirmed as Final Contestant for ‘I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here’. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Dachshund wearing sunglasses and a hat against a bokeh background. Headline Text: BREAKING: Trevor the Dachshund Confirmed as Final Contestant for ‘I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here’. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

BREAKING: Trevor the Dachshund Confirmed as Final Contestant for ‘I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here’.

Jan 202 min read

Pedestrians in Cronulla Mall wear flashing amber beacons. Ebike cyclists pass by. Headline Text reads: BREAKING: Cronulla Mall Doubles Down on Safety. Introduces Flashing Amber Beacons for Pedestrians After eBike Near-Misses. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Pedestrians in Cronulla Mall wear flashing amber beacons. Ebike cyclists pass by. Headline Text reads: BREAKING: Cronulla Mall Doubles Down on Safety. Introduces Flashing Amber Beacons for Pedestrians After eBike Near-Misses. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

BREAKING: Cronulla Mall Doubles Down on Safety. Introduces Flashing Amber Beacons for Pedestrians After eBike Near-Misses.

Jan 142 min read

Trevor the Dachshund in sunglasses relaxes by a pool with a cocktail. Headlinetext reads: EXCLUSIVE: Trevor Breaks Silence on South Coast ‘Accommodation Incident,’ Insists It Was a Strategic Reset. Sutherland Shire Gazette. Relaxed summer vibe.

Trevor the Dachshund in sunglasses relaxes by a pool with a cocktail. Headlinetext reads: EXCLUSIVE: Trevor Breaks Silence on South Coast ‘Accommodation Incident,’ Insists It Was a Strategic Reset. Sutherland Shire Gazette. Relaxed summer vibe.

EXCLUSIVE: Trevor Breaks Silence on South Coast ‘Accommodation Incident,’ Insists It Was a Strategic Reset.

Jan 132 min read

BREAKING news on the Sutherland Shire, observing a scenic forest view at sunset from a balcony. Caption reflects anticipation of weather.

BREAKING news on the Sutherland Shire, observing a scenic forest view at sunset from a balcony. Caption reflects anticipation of weather.

BREAKING: Entire Sutherland Shire Pauses Life to Await the Southerly - Locals Begin Facing South Like Weather-Dependent Sunflowers.

Jan 102 min read

Men queued up in a long line outside toilets at a contemporary bar. The headline text reads: BREAKING: Unprecedented Queue Spotted Outside Men’s Toilets at Parc Pavillion - Historians Confirm This Has Never Happened Before. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Men queued up in a long line outside toilets at a contemporary bar. The headline text reads: BREAKING: Unprecedented Queue Spotted Outside Men’s Toilets at Parc Pavillion - Historians Confirm This Has Never Happened Before. Sutherland Shire Gazette

BREAKING: Unprecedented Queue Spotted Outside Men’s Toilets at Parc Pavillion - Historians Confirm This Has Never Happened Before.

Dec 28, 20252 min read

Group dining at marina with Champagne. Casual, joyful mood. Headline about fabric shock. Headline Text"EXCLUSIVE: Couple Escorted from Pippi’s Cronulla for Wearing Non-Linen Fabrics — Community in Fabric Shock.Sutherland Shire Gazette banner visible.

Group dining at marina with Champagne. Casual, joyful mood. Headline about fabric shock. Headline Text"EXCLUSIVE: Couple Escorted from Pippi’s Cronulla for Wearing Non-Linen Fabrics — Community in Fabric Shock.Sutherland Shire Gazette banner visible.

EXCLUSIVE: Couple Escorted from Pippi’s Cronulla for Wearing Non-Linen Fabrics — Community in Fabric Shock.

Dec 7, 20252 min read

BREAKING: Trevor the Dachshund Returns to Cronulla to Find Eviction Notice — Considers Rekindling Things With Jess After “Spiritual Reset” in Kurnell.

Dec 2, 20252 min read

EXCLUSIVE: Trevor the Dachshund Retreats to Far Kurnell for ‘Reputation Reset’ — Promises He’s “Reflecting, Rebranding, and Resting My Public Image”.

Nov 25, 20252 min read

Beach scene with adults and children in pink and orange vests running into the waves at Nippers. Headline: Shire Parents hit “Nippers Fatigue” But Will Continue Pretending Everything is Fine Until March. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Beach scene with adults and children in pink and orange vests running into the waves at Nippers. Headline: Shire Parents hit “Nippers Fatigue” But Will Continue Pretending Everything is Fine Until March. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

SPECIAL REPORT: Shire Parents Officially Hit “Nippers Fatigue” — But Will Continue Pretending Everything Is Fine Until March

Nov 16, 20252 min read

Trevor the Dachshund wearing an "OASIS" harness howling on a red mat in a mall. Nearby, a hat with money. Text: "EXCLUSIVE: Trevor the Dachshund Discovered Busking in Cronulla Mall - Claims Local Bands would be lucky to have him." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Trevor the Dachshund wearing an "OASIS" harness howling on a red mat in a mall. Nearby, a hat with money. Text: "EXCLUSIVE: Trevor the Dachshund Discovered Busking in Cronulla Mall - Claims Local Bands would be lucky to have him." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

EXCLUSIVE: Trevor the Dachshund Discovered Busking in Cronulla Mall — Claims Local Bands Would Be “Lucky to Have Him”

Nov 4, 20252 min read

Croydon Street Carpark entrance with blue sign, max clearance warning. Text highlights parking space hoax, locals seek evidence. Headline: Inside the Croydon Street Cronulla Car Park Hoax - Sign Still Claiming 405 Spaces Available - Locals Demand Proof. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Croydon Street Carpark entrance with blue sign, max clearance warning. Text highlights parking space hoax, locals seek evidence. Headline: Inside the Croydon Street Cronulla Car Park Hoax - Sign Still Claiming 405 Spaces Available - Locals Demand Proof. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

EXCLUSIVE: Inside the Croydon Street Cronulla Car Park Hoax - Sign Still Claiming 405 Spaces Available - Locals Demand Proof.

Oct 25, 20251 min read

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