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Study Confirms Woman Who Hyped Bottomless Brunch Most Likely To Tap Out By 1:12pm
Jul 27
1 min read
Local Police Crack Down on Cronulla eBike Riders in Bold Attempt to Reclaim Mall and Esplanade from Chaos
Jul 24
2 min read
"I Am The Lap Now" - Trevor the Dachshund Breaks Silence on Love, Power and Ottoman Politics
Jul 8
2 min read
Trevor the Dachshund From Cronulla Joins Bumble to Swipe Left on Jess's Behalf - For Her Own Good
Jul 1
1 min read
Cronulla Man Goes to Italy Once, Returns as Self-Appointed Expert in ‘Real Pizza’
Jun 21
1 min read
One Woman’s Quest to Walk the Cronulla Esplanade Without Running Into an Ex
Jun 17
2 min read
Cronulla in Mourning as Palm Trees Face the Chop: Locals Demand State Funeral for Fallen Fronds
Jun 12
2 min read
Sutherland Shire Gazette Journalists Unable to Type This Week After Fingers Officially Declare It 'Too Bloody Cold'.
Jun 7
2 min read
North Cronulla Locals Demand Fortified Wall to Keep Out “Nighttime Nuisances” and P-Platers With Loud Spotify Playlists
May 21
2 min read
Mum of the Year (According to Her Toddler’s Instagram): Local Influencer Juggles Motherhood, Multiple Accounts, and Self-Love Loops
May 7
1 min read
“Make It Nuclear”: Boomer Demand for ‘Extra Hot’ Coffee Confirmed as Global Phenomenon
Apr 23
2 min read
Shire Staycation Spirals as Ebikes and Housebound Locals Collide in Chaotic Storm
Apr 18
2 min read
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