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People walk dogs and hold coffee on Cronulla Esplanade at sunrise. Text: One Woman's Quest to Walk the Cronulla Esplanade Without Running into Ex. Sutherland Shire Gazette

People walk dogs and hold coffee on Cronulla Esplanade at sunrise. Text: One Woman's Quest to Walk the Cronulla Esplanade Without Running into Ex. Sutherland Shire Gazette

One Woman’s Quest to Walk the Cronulla Esplanade Without Running Into an Ex

Jun 17, 20252 min read

Image shows palm-lined street The Kingsway Cronulla, buildings, and clear sky. Headline reads: CRonulla in Mourning as Palm Trees Face the Chop. Locals Demand State Funeral for Fallen Fronds. Text includes "Sutherland Shire Gazette."

Image shows palm-lined street The Kingsway Cronulla, buildings, and clear sky. Headline reads: CRonulla in Mourning as Palm Trees Face the Chop. Locals Demand State Funeral for Fallen Fronds. Text includes "Sutherland Shire Gazette."

Cronulla in Mourning as Palm Trees Face the Chop: Locals Demand State Funeral for Fallen Fronds

Jun 12, 20252 min read

Sutherland Shire Gazette Journalists Unable to Type This Week After Fingers Officially Declare It 'Too Bloody Cold'.

Jun 7, 20252 min read

Prince Street North Cronulla carpark and beach on a sunny day with cars parked. Headline: Just in: North Cronulla Locals Demand Fortified Wall to Keep Out “Nighttime Nuisances” and P-Platers With Loud Spotify Playlists. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Prince Street North Cronulla carpark and beach on a sunny day with cars parked. Headline: Just in: North Cronulla Locals Demand Fortified Wall to Keep Out “Nighttime Nuisances” and P-Platers With Loud Spotify Playlists. Sutherland Shire Gazette

North Cronulla Locals Demand Fortified Wall to Keep Out “Nighttime Nuisances” and P-Platers With Loud Spotify Playlists

May 21, 20252 min read

Mum of the Year (According to Her Toddler’s Instagram): Local Influencer Juggles Motherhood, Multiple Accounts, and Self-Love Loops

May 7, 20251 min read

Older adults enjoying coffee at a seaside cafe, smiling, with a golden retriever nearby, beach in the backgrond. Headline reads: "Make it Nuclear: Boomer Demand for 'Extra Hot' Coffee. Confirmed as Global Phenomenon"

Older adults enjoying coffee at a seaside cafe, smiling, with a golden retriever nearby, beach in the backgrond. Headline reads: "Make it Nuclear: Boomer Demand for 'Extra Hot' Coffee. Confirmed as Global Phenomenon"

“Make It Nuclear”: Boomer Demand for ‘Extra Hot’ Coffee Confirmed as Global Phenomenon

Apr 23, 20252 min read

Cyclists ride through a busy street, surrounded by pedestrians and cars. Headline reads: "Shire Staycation Spirals as Ebikes and Housebound Locals Collide in Chaotic Storm."

Cyclists ride through a busy street, surrounded by pedestrians and cars. Headline reads: "Shire Staycation Spirals as Ebikes and Housebound Locals Collide in Chaotic Storm."

Shire Staycation Spirals as Ebikes and Housebound Locals Collide in Chaotic Storm

Apr 18, 20252 min read

A woman points at food in a fish and chip shop. Customers line up. The text discusses a new vegan's dilemma with chicken salt.

A woman points at food in a fish and chip shop. Customers line up. The text discusses a new vegan's dilemma with chicken salt.

Newly Vegan Local Faces Moral Crisis Over Chicken Salt: "I Wasn't Ready for This"

Apr 12, 20251 min read

Man with curly hair walking curly-haired dog along a Cronulla promenade during sunset. Both wear blue shirts. Text overlay: "JUST IN: Local Man Mistaken for his dog - adminst its not the first time.". Text Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Man with curly hair walking curly-haired dog along a Cronulla promenade during sunset. Both wear blue shirts. Text overlay: "JUST IN: Local Man Mistaken for his dog - adminst its not the first time.". Text Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Local Man Mistaken for His Dog - Admits It’s Not the First Time

Apr 2, 20252 min read

Gold trophy with cross and landscape carvings, spotlighted on stage. Text: Sutherland Shire wins ‘God’s Country’ Award for 40th year. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Gold trophy with cross and landscape carvings, spotlighted on stage. Text: Sutherland Shire wins ‘God’s Country’ Award for 40th year. Sutherland Shire Gazette

BREAKING: Sutherland Shire Wins ‘God’s Country’ Award for 40th Straight Year

Mar 28, 20252 min read

Seniors dance on a beach, smiling and celebrating. Text reads "Seniors Festival 2025: Boomers Take Home TikTok Dance-Off Trophy."

Seniors dance on a beach, smiling and celebrating. Text reads "Seniors Festival 2025: Boomers Take Home TikTok Dance-Off Trophy."

Seniors Festival 2025: Boomers Take Home TikTok Dance-Off Trophy - Youth Left Mowing Lawns

Mar 21, 20252 min read

Cronulla’s Newest “Masterpiece”: Half Built North Cronulla Surf Club to be Unveiled as Bold Artistic Statement

Mar 20, 20252 min read

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