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Family Holds Breath for Days Over Mum’s Spicy Message Teaser - Only for Her to Forget Entire Thing

Aug 312 min read

Scenes of Chaos as Caringbah Couple’s Long-Awaited Child-Free Date Night Implodes

Aug 302 min read

Shire Woman Hires Private Investigator After Hairdresser Disappears Without Trace

Aug 291 min read

Wedding cake with "T&T" topper, surrounded by pink and white flowers, in front of floral backdrop. Text: Taylor Swift engagement has absolutely nothing to do with the Shire - but we're posting about it anyway so we dont feel left out. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Wedding cake with "T&T" topper, surrounded by pink and white flowers, in front of floral backdrop. Text: Taylor Swift engagement has absolutely nothing to do with the Shire - but we're posting about it anyway so we dont feel left out. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

BREAKING: Taylor Swift’s Engagement Has Absolutely Nothing To Do With The Shire - But We’re Posting About It Anyway So We Dont Feel Left Out

Aug 281 min read

Hallway cabinet with open drawer full of cords and objects. Mirror on light wall, plant on top of cabinet. Headline: "Local Discovery - Top Drawer of Hallway Cabinet Officially More Valuable Than Entire Home Loan". Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Hallway cabinet with open drawer full of cords and objects. Mirror on light wall, plant on top of cabinet. Headline: "Local Discovery - Top Drawer of Hallway Cabinet Officially More Valuable Than Entire Home Loan". Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Local Breakthrough: Hallway Cabinet Top Drawer Worth More Than Family’s Superannuation

Aug 271 min read

Dachshund dog sits near a "Regal Removals" truck in a coastal street beside luxury apartments. Headline: "Cronulla Dachshund Pulls Off Real Estate Coup: Trevor Moves Into Rostrevor Street Penthouse, Declares Himself King".

Dachshund dog sits near a "Regal Removals" truck in a coastal street beside luxury apartments. Headline: "Cronulla Dachshund Pulls Off Real Estate Coup: Trevor Moves Into Rostrevor Street Penthouse, Declares Himself King".

Cronulla Dachshund Pulls Off Real Estate Coup: Trevor Moves Into Rostrevor Street Penthouse, Declares Himself King

Aug 261 min read

Soggy newspaper in plastic on asphalt driveway. Visible foot, moody tone.Headline Text: "Soggy But Sacred - Shire Man Defends His Birthright. The Right to Receive Newspaper He'll Never Read." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Soggy newspaper in plastic on asphalt driveway. Visible foot, moody tone.Headline Text: "Soggy But Sacred - Shire Man Defends His Birthright. The Right to Receive Newspaper He'll Never Read." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Soggy but Sacred - Shire Man Defends His Birthright. The Right to Receive a Newspaper He’ll Never Read

Aug 252 min read

Person walking a dog on a sunny sutherland shire suburban street lined with blooming jacaranda trees. Headline Text says, "Sun Spotted Over the Shire - REsidents Unsure Whether to Rejoince or Call the SES". Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Person walking a dog on a sunny sutherland shire suburban street lined with blooming jacaranda trees. Headline Text says, "Sun Spotted Over the Shire - REsidents Unsure Whether to Rejoince or Call the SES". Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Sun Spotted Over the Sutherland Shire - Residents Unsure Whether to Rejoice or Call the SES

Aug 241 min read

Deer with antler stands in lush suburban garden, trees in background, compost heap and veggie patch. Headline Text: "EXCLUSIVE: Inner West Escapee Buys 'Dream Home With Land' in Grays Point, Immediately Confronted by Giant Deer and Existential Crisis." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Deer with antler stands in lush suburban garden, trees in background, compost heap and veggie patch. Headline Text: "EXCLUSIVE: Inner West Escapee Buys 'Dream Home With Land' in Grays Point, Immediately Confronted by Giant Deer and Existential Crisis." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Inner West Escapee Buys ‘Dream Home with Land’ in Grays Point, Immediately Confronted by Giant Deer and Existential Crisis

Aug 221 min read

Man in suit with umbrella stands beside a water-filled pothole on a suburban street. "Sutherland Shire Gazette" and "For Sale" sign visible.

Man in suit with umbrella stands beside a water-filled pothole on a suburban street. "Sutherland Shire Gazette" and "For Sale" sign visible.

Exclusive New Waterfront Living - Luxury Shire Listings Emerge Beside The Shires Newest Most Scenic Pothole Road Craters

Aug 211 min read

Computer Generate Image of a large ornate mansion with a fountain with luxury car in driveway. Headline Text: " What Was He Thinking? Barden Ridge Bloke Builds Bond Villian Lair in the Last Place You'd Expect.." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Computer Generate Image of a large ornate mansion with a fountain with luxury car in driveway. Headline Text: " What Was He Thinking? Barden Ridge Bloke Builds Bond Villian Lair in the Last Place You'd Expect.." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

What Was He Thinking? Barden Ridge Bloke Builds Bond Villain Lair in the Last Place You’d Expect

Aug 202 min read

Dachshund in a surbuan garden, surrounded by greenery and red bottlebursh flowers. Headline text: "Cronulla Dachshund Trevor Accuses Owner of ábandonment' Afeter Being Left With Shire's Fairy Godmother in Inferior Postcode. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Dachshund in a surbuan garden, surrounded by greenery and red bottlebursh flowers. Headline text: "Cronulla Dachshund Trevor Accuses Owner of ábandonment' Afeter Being Left With Shire's Fairy Godmother in Inferior Postcode. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Cronulla Dachshund Trevor Accuses Owner of “Abandonment” After Being Left With Shire’s Fairy Godmother in Inferior Postcode

Aug 192 min read

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