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Two garbage bins with red and yellow lids are in a driveway. One has a sign: "DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT." Headline text rads: BREAKING: Shire Launches Christmas Crackdown on Prawn-Head Dumpers — Midnight Bin Offenders Warned “We’re Watching”. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Two garbage bins with red and yellow lids are in a driveway. One has a sign: "DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT." Headline text rads: BREAKING: Shire Launches Christmas Crackdown on Prawn-Head Dumpers — Midnight Bin Offenders Warned “We’re Watching”. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

BREAKING: Shire Launches Christmas Crackdown on Prawn-Head Dumpers — Midnight Bin Offenders Warned “We’re Watching”.

Dec 26, 20252 min read

Trevor the Dachshund Dog in royal attire sits on ornate throne, backdrop of decorated Christmas tree, fireplace. Text: Sutherland Shire Gazette, the_shire_gazette.

Trevor the Dachshund Dog in royal attire sits on ornate throne, backdrop of decorated Christmas tree, fireplace. Text: Sutherland Shire Gazette, the_shire_gazette.

Merry Christmas from The Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Dec 25, 20251 min read

House with single string of coloured Christmas lights, captioned with news about a study on influential bulbs. Text reads: EXCLUSIVE: Study Finds Shire's Most Spectacular Christmas Lights Can Be Traced Back to One Very Influential Set of Coloured Bulbs. Sandy Shores, Shire Gazette.

House with single string of coloured Christmas lights, captioned with news about a study on influential bulbs. Text reads: EXCLUSIVE: Study Finds Shire's Most Spectacular Christmas Lights Can Be Traced Back to One Very Influential Set of Coloured Bulbs. Sandy Shores, Shire Gazette.

EXCLUSIVE: Study Finds Shire's Most Spectacular Christmas Lights Can Be Traced Back to One Very Influential Set of Coloured Bulbs.

Dec 24, 20252 min read

BREAKING NEWS: Santa Claus Briefly Sighted at Northies.

Dec 24, 20251 min read

EXCLUSIVE: Trevor and Jess Reunite for Santa Photos at Cronulla — Standoff Reported Between Dachshund and Man in Red

EXCLUSIVE: Trevor and Jess Reunite for Santa Photos at Cronulla — Standoff Reported Between Dachshund and Man in Red

EXCLUSIVE: Trevor and Jess Reunite for Santa Photos at Cronulla — Standoff Reported Between Dachshund and Man in Red

Dec 23, 20252 min read

Yellow train at a quiet station during peak hour, decorated with trees and platform signs. Text reads: BREAKING: Shire Commuter Accidentally Experiences Peak Rail Luxury — Entire Row to Self as City Quietly Shuts Down For the Holidays. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Yellow train at a quiet station during peak hour, decorated with trees and platform signs. Text reads: BREAKING: Shire Commuter Accidentally Experiences Peak Rail Luxury — Entire Row to Self as City Quietly Shuts Down For the Holidays. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

BREAKING: Shire Commuter Accidentally Experiences Peak Rail Luxury — Entire Row to Self as City Quietly Shuts Down For the Holidays.

Dec 22, 20252 min read

Kids measure drinks with a ruler at a festive table. Adults in Santa hats watch in the sunny yard. Text: JUST IN: Local Kids Re-Enter Competitive Measurement Phase Over Christmas Soft Drink Pour. by Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Kids measure drinks with a ruler at a festive table. Adults in Santa hats watch in the sunny yard. Text: JUST IN: Local Kids Re-Enter Competitive Measurement Phase Over Christmas Soft Drink Pour. by Sutherland Shire Gazette.

JUST IN: Local Kids Re-Enter Competitive Measurement Phase Over Christmas Soft Drink Pour.

Dec 21, 20252 min read

Group of people socializing outdoors at sunset near brick wall. Empty glass on table. Headline Text: SPECIAL FEATURE: The Shire Exit Guide - The Top 10 Ways Locals Perfect The Art of Leaving. After an extensive investigation by our Social Affairs Desk, consider this your official field guide to leaving social situations the Shire way. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Group of people socializing outdoors at sunset near brick wall. Empty glass on table. Headline Text: SPECIAL FEATURE: The Shire Exit Guide - The Top 10 Ways Locals Perfect The Art of Leaving. After an extensive investigation by our Social Affairs Desk, consider this your official field guide to leaving social situations the Shire way. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

SPECIAL FEATURE: The Shire Exit Guide - The Top 10 Ways Locals Perfect The Art of Leaving.

Dec 20, 20252 min read

Group of people in festive hats gathered outdoors around a table with snacks and dips. Headline: EXCLUSIVE: Shire Resident Politely Nods for Record-Breaking 14 Minutes While Neighbour Explains Aldi Blue Cheese Discovery. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Group of people in festive hats gathered outdoors around a table with snacks and dips. Headline: EXCLUSIVE: Shire Resident Politely Nods for Record-Breaking 14 Minutes While Neighbour Explains Aldi Blue Cheese Discovery. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

EXCLUSIVE: Shire Resident Politely Nods for Record-Breaking 14 Minutes While Neighbour Explains Aldi Blue Cheese Discovery.

Dec 19, 20252 min read

Man stands with arms crossed in front of a brick house and car. Headline Text reads: "Weekend Exclusive: Inside the Lifelong Struggle of Being Stephen With a PH. This is His Story". Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Man stands with arms crossed in front of a brick house and car. Headline Text reads: "Weekend Exclusive: Inside the Lifelong Struggle of Being Stephen With a PH. This is His Story". Sutherland Shire Gazette.

WEEKEND EXCLUSIVE: Insire The Lifelong Struggle of Being Stephen With a PH. This is His Story.

Dec 14, 20252 min read

Parking entrance with signs stating minimum seven days stay for entry after 3-5pm. Headline text reads: "MIRANDA FAIR CONFIRMS NEW DECEMBER POLICY: Anyone Entering Between 3-5pm Must Commit to Staying Four to Seven Days Minimum. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Parking entrance with signs stating minimum seven days stay for entry after 3-5pm. Headline text reads: "MIRANDA FAIR CONFIRMS NEW DECEMBER POLICY: Anyone Entering Between 3-5pm Must Commit to Staying Four to Seven Days Minimum. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

MIRANDA FAIR CONFIRMS NEW DECEMBER PARKING POLICY: Anyone Entering Between 3-5pm Must Commit to Staying Four to Seven Days Minimum.

Dec 13, 20252 min read

Red Australia Post truck on suburban road under cloudy sky. Text jokingly describes a scenic route service avoiding its destination. Headline reads: JUST IN: Australia Post Trials New “Scenic Route” Express Service — Taren Point to Cronulla via Everywhere Except Cronulla.Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Red Australia Post truck on suburban road under cloudy sky. Text jokingly describes a scenic route service avoiding its destination. Headline reads: JUST IN: Australia Post Trials New “Scenic Route” Express Service — Taren Point to Cronulla via Everywhere Except Cronulla.Sutherland Shire Gazette.

JUST IN: Australia Post Trials New “Scenic Route” Express Service — Taren Point to Cronulla via Everywhere Except Cronulla.

Dec 11, 20252 min read

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