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Dachshund wearing a hat sits at a bar with a beer. Headline: "Trevor the Dachshund Announces Plans to Take the Mic at Skeeters - Eyes Collaboration with Local 90s Rock Band.". Sutherland Shire Gazette

Dachshund wearing a hat sits at a bar with a beer. Headline: "Trevor the Dachshund Announces Plans to Take the Mic at Skeeters - Eyes Collaboration with Local 90s Rock Band.". Sutherland Shire Gazette

BREAKING: Trevor the Dachshund Announces Plans to Take the Mic at Skeetas - Eyes Collaboration with Local 90s Rock Band.

Nov 11, 20251 min read

EXCLUSIVE: More Dumbbells and Kettles Than Parking Spaces - Sutherland Shire Council To Declare “Protected Muscle Zone” for Kirrawee and Taren Point.

EXCLUSIVE: More Dumbbells and Kettles Than Parking Spaces - Sutherland Shire Council To Declare “Protected Muscle Zone” for Kirrawee and Taren Point.

EXCLUSIVE: More Dumbbells and Kettles Than Parking Spaces - Sutherland Shire Council To Declare “Protected Muscle Zone” for Kirrawee and Taren Point.

Nov 10, 20251 min read

Concert stage with vibrant lights, large crowd, and a scenic backdrop. Headline: Shire Residents return from Oasis concert, now declaring 2025 best year since 1998.

Concert stage with vibrant lights, large crowd, and a scenic backdrop. Headline: Shire Residents return from Oasis concert, now declaring 2025 best year since 1998.

UPDATE: Shire Residents Returning from Oasis Concert Now Declaring 2025 ‘Best Year Since 1998’

Nov 9, 20252 min read

Bus decorated with Union Jack and "OASIS" sign drives on road; headline about concert and babysitters' surge pricing overlay.

Bus decorated with Union Jack and "OASIS" sign drives on road; headline about concert and babysitters' surge pricing overlay.

BREAKING: Shire Parents Re-Enter Western Sydney Orbit for Oasis Concert - Babysitters Invoke Surge Pricing

Nov 7, 20251 min read

Worn-out school shoes on the floor with a backpack and lunchbox nearby. Headline text: New Study Confirms School Shoes Genetically Engineered to Disintegrate Halfway Through Term 4. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Worn-out school shoes on the floor with a backpack and lunchbox nearby. Headline text: New Study Confirms School Shoes Genetically Engineered to Disintegrate Halfway Through Term 4. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

New Study Confirms School Shoes Genetically Engineered to Disintegrate Halfway Through Term 4

Nov 6, 20251 min read

BREAKING: Shire Man’s 3-Hour Quest for Cash Exposes Grim Truth — Cash Is King, But the Kingdom’s Gone

Nov 5, 20252 min read

Trevor the Dachshund wearing an "OASIS" harness howling on a red mat in a mall. Nearby, a hat with money. Text: "EXCLUSIVE: Trevor the Dachshund Discovered Busking in Cronulla Mall - Claims Local Bands would be lucky to have him." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Trevor the Dachshund wearing an "OASIS" harness howling on a red mat in a mall. Nearby, a hat with money. Text: "EXCLUSIVE: Trevor the Dachshund Discovered Busking in Cronulla Mall - Claims Local Bands would be lucky to have him." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

EXCLUSIVE: Trevor the Dachshund Discovered Busking in Cronulla Mall — Claims Local Bands Would Be “Lucky to Have Him”

Nov 4, 20252 min read

Channel-billed cuckoo on a branch, blue-gray feathers, with headline about their noisy return. Background has eucalyptus leaves. Headline: ‘Make It Stop’: Channel-Billed Cuckoos Return from Papua New Guinea Holiday to Terrorise the Shire Once Again. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Channel-billed cuckoo on a branch, blue-gray feathers, with headline about their noisy return. Background has eucalyptus leaves. Headline: ‘Make It Stop’: Channel-Billed Cuckoos Return from Papua New Guinea Holiday to Terrorise the Shire Once Again. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

‘Make It Stop’: Channel-Billed Cuckoos Return from Papua New Guinea Holiday to Terrorise the Shire Once Again

Nov 3, 20251 min read

Locals Call for Dedicated ‘Wheelie Lane’ Across Captain Cook Bridge to Support Youth Innovation

Oct 27, 20251 min read

Croydon Street Carpark entrance with blue sign, max clearance warning. Text highlights parking space hoax, locals seek evidence. Headline: Inside the Croydon Street Cronulla Car Park Hoax - Sign Still Claiming 405 Spaces Available - Locals Demand Proof. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Croydon Street Carpark entrance with blue sign, max clearance warning. Text highlights parking space hoax, locals seek evidence. Headline: Inside the Croydon Street Cronulla Car Park Hoax - Sign Still Claiming 405 Spaces Available - Locals Demand Proof. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

EXCLUSIVE: Inside the Croydon Street Cronulla Car Park Hoax - Sign Still Claiming 405 Spaces Available - Locals Demand Proof.

Oct 25, 20251 min read

Roadside vigil in Loftus for fallen DIY shed project with flowers and candles arranged around metal sheets. Text: "A Suburb Mourns. Roadside Vigil Held in Loftus for Fallen DIY Shed Project. Put Your Wrenches Out" Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Roadside vigil in Loftus for fallen DIY shed project with flowers and candles arranged around metal sheets. Text: "A Suburb Mourns. Roadside Vigil Held in Loftus for Fallen DIY Shed Project. Put Your Wrenches Out" Sutherland Shire Gazette.

A SUBURB MOURNS: Roadside Vigil Held in Loftus for Fallen DIY Shed Project. Put Your Wrenches Out.

Oct 19, 20251 min read

4wd, camping tent, and campfire on grassy beach setting with ocean view. Bright orange recovery boards on vehicle. Headline: Holiday Horror Averted: Decorative Recovery Boards Finally Justify Their Existence at Easts BeachText: Sutherland Shire Gazette.

4wd, camping tent, and campfire on grassy beach setting with ocean view. Bright orange recovery boards on vehicle. Headline: Holiday Horror Averted: Decorative Recovery Boards Finally Justify Their Existence at Easts BeachText: Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Holiday Horror Averted: Decorative 4WD Recovery Boards Finally Justify Their Existence at Easts Beach

Oct 6, 20252 min read

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