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Mass Shire Exodus to Bali: Child-Free Flee the Children, Parents Flee the Peak Prices

Sep 19, 20251 min read

Shire Lobby Group Demands Council Legislate Cushion Caps Before Beds Disappear Altogether

Sep 15, 20251 min read

Two people walk dogs on opposite sidewalks, waving across a sunny suburban street. One walker is dragging her dog away. Headline reads: "Cross-Street Standoff - Local Dog Owner Missing Entire Point of Your Polite Panic." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Two people walk dogs on opposite sidewalks, waving across a sunny suburban street. One walker is dragging her dog away. Headline reads: "Cross-Street Standoff - Local Dog Owner Missing Entire Point of Your Polite Panic." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Cross-Street Standoff - Local Dog Owner, Missing Entire Point of Your Polite Panic

Sep 14, 20252 min read

A mysterious suburb search sign posted on telegraph pole shows kangaroos and reads "Have You Seen Sunny Glen?" Tree-lined suburban street. Headline text reads: EXCLUSIVE INVESTIGATION: The Shire Suburb No Map Will Show You - Inside the Hunt For Sunny Glen. Locals Demand Answers." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

A mysterious suburb search sign posted on telegraph pole shows kangaroos and reads "Have You Seen Sunny Glen?" Tree-lined suburban street. Headline text reads: EXCLUSIVE INVESTIGATION: The Shire Suburb No Map Will Show You - Inside the Hunt For Sunny Glen. Locals Demand Answers." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

EXCLUSIVE INVESTIGATION: The Shire Suburb No Map Will Show You - Inside the Hunt For Sunny Glen. Locals Demand Answers.

Sep 11, 20252 min read

A smartphone displays a map with a location pin on Miranda, NSW. Headline: Cronulla local tracks runaway keys in bizarre shire-wide high speed chase. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

A smartphone displays a map with a location pin on Miranda, NSW. Headline: Cronulla local tracks runaway keys in bizarre shire-wide high speed chase. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Cronulla Local Tracks Runaway Keys in Bizarre Shire-Wide High Speed Chase

Sep 8, 20252 min read

Father's Day Exclusive: Family Begs For Amnesty After Dad Deploys Full Arsenal of Dad Jokes Before Noon

Sep 7, 20251 min read

Phone screen showing a man holding a large fish on Instagram. Headline above: "Click of Shame - A Friday Night Harmless Ex-Stalk Turns Into Digital Horror Show" article by Skye Waverley, Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Phone screen showing a man holding a large fish on Instagram. Headline above: "Click of Shame - A Friday Night Harmless Ex-Stalk Turns Into Digital Horror Show" article by Skye Waverley, Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Click of Shame - A Friday Night Harmless Ex-Stalk Turns Into Digital Horror Show

Sep 6, 20252 min read

Man in red plaid pajamas looks at a drawer with socks and underwear in bedroom. Headline text: Shire Dads Issue Public Plea - Stop Overthinking Father's Day - Just Socks and Jocks Please. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Man in red plaid pajamas looks at a drawer with socks and underwear in bedroom. Headline text: Shire Dads Issue Public Plea - Stop Overthinking Father's Day - Just Socks and Jocks Please. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Shire Dads Issue Public Plea - Stop Overthinking Father’s Day — Just Get Socks and Jocks Please

Sep 4, 20252 min read

Local Woman Torn Between Love and Larceny After Discovering Boyfriend’s Entire Glassware Collection Is Stolen and Recycled

Sep 3, 20251 min read

Trevor the Dachshund Adjusts to Bachelor Life on Rostrevor Street - Neighbours Already Complaining About Noise, Smells, and Uber Eats Deliveries

Sep 2, 20252 min read

Family Holds Breath for Days Over Mum’s Spicy Message Teaser - Only for Her to Forget Entire Thing

Aug 31, 20252 min read

Scenes of Chaos as Caringbah Couple’s Long-Awaited Child-Free Date Night Implodes

Aug 30, 20252 min read

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