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Three people sit at a café table, two men and a woman, discussing something. Text reads: "EXCLUSIVE: Local Man. Who Missed Coldplay Kiss Cam Confirmed To Be Living Under Actual Rock." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Three people sit at a café table, two men and a woman, discussing something. Text reads: "EXCLUSIVE: Local Man. Who Missed Coldplay Kiss Cam Confirmed To Be Living Under Actual Rock." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Local Man Who Missed Coldplay Kiss Cam Scandal Confirmed to Be Living Under an Actual Rock

Jul 192 min read

Man marks a large wall map in a cozy room with a window view. Headline reads: "Mount Ousely Meltdown - Local Family Wedding Sparks 17-Way Feud Over Safest Route to Berry." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Man marks a large wall map in a cozy room with a window view. Headline reads: "Mount Ousely Meltdown - Local Family Wedding Sparks 17-Way Feud Over Safest Route to Berry." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Mount Ousley Meltdown - Local Family Wedding Sparks 17-Way Feud Over Safest Route to Berry

Jul 182 min read

Two images of Metro Petrol JAnnali and Oyster Bay Local Liquor store signs, with clear blue sky background. Headline reads: Oyster Bay and Jannali House Prices Set to Surge After Region's Two Most Sacred Institutions Get Glow-Ups. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Two images of Metro Petrol JAnnali and Oyster Bay Local Liquor store signs, with clear blue sky background. Headline reads: Oyster Bay and Jannali House Prices Set to Surge After Region's Two Most Sacred Institutions Get Glow-Ups. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Oyster Bay and Jannali House Prices Set to Surge After Region's Two Most Sacred Institutions Get Glow-Ups

Jul 172 min read

"I just wanted to sit down"- Dave Speaks Out After Being Dumped for Trevor the Sausage Dog

Jul 152 min read

BYD Electric cars charging in a crpark. Headline reads: "EXCLUSIVE: Inside the Rise of the Shire's ‘Temu Tesla’. - The EV That Whispered 'Close Enough'. Sutherland Shire Gazette

BYD Electric cars charging in a crpark. Headline reads: "EXCLUSIVE: Inside the Rise of the Shire's ‘Temu Tesla’. - The EV That Whispered 'Close Enough'. Sutherland Shire Gazette

EXCLUSIVE: Inside the Rise of the Shire's ‘Temu Tesla’ - The EV That Whispered ‘Close Enough'

Jul 142 min read

Over 35's Soccer players in jerseys gather on a field, some on crutches. A player sits injured, attended by a person in a hoodie. Grass and trees in background. "Local Over 35's Sports Season in Jeopardy After Mass ACL Wipeout - Council Considers Replacing Grand Final with Group Physio Session". Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Over 35's Soccer players in jerseys gather on a field, some on crutches. A player sits injured, attended by a person in a hoodie. Grass and trees in background. "Local Over 35's Sports Season in Jeopardy After Mass ACL Wipeout - Council Considers Replacing Grand Final with Group Physio Session". Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Local Over 35's Sports Season in Jeopardy After Mass ACL Injury Wipeout - Council Considers Replacing Grand Final with Group Physio Session

Jul 121 min read

Dachshund sits with curious expression. Headline: "I Am the Lap Now. Trevor the dachshund breaks silence on love, power and ottoman politics". Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Dachshund sits with curious expression. Headline: "I Am the Lap Now. Trevor the dachshund breaks silence on love, power and ottoman politics". Sutherland Shire Gazette.

"I Am The Lap Now" - Trevor the Dachshund Breaks Silence on Love, Power and Ottoman Politics

Jul 82 min read

Dachshund on bed with tablet. Headline: "EXCLUSIVE: Trevor the Dachshund joins Bumble to swipe left on Jess's behalf - for her own good." Cozy setting. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Dachshund on bed with tablet. Headline: "EXCLUSIVE: Trevor the Dachshund joins Bumble to swipe left on Jess's behalf - for her own good." Cozy setting. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Trevor the Dachshund From Cronulla Joins Bumble to Swipe Left on Jess's Behalf - For Her Own Good

Jul 11 min read

Yellow train at a station under cloudy skies. Headline above reads, "Local commuter defies train physics with death stare and tote bag decoy." Sutherland Shire Gazette

Yellow train at a station under cloudy skies. Headline above reads, "Local commuter defies train physics with death stare and tote bag decoy." Sutherland Shire Gazette

JUST IN: Local Commuter Attempts to Defy Peak Hour Train Passenger Physics with Death Stare and Tote Bag Decoy

Jun 262 min read

Street intersection with traffic signs for Kingsway, President Ave in front of a glass building. Headline reads: Just In: Local Man's 8-Year Battle With The Boulevard, Kingsway and President Avenue Ends in Defeat. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Street intersection with traffic signs for Kingsway, President Ave in front of a glass building. Headline reads: Just In: Local Man's 8-Year Battle With The Boulevard, Kingsway and President Avenue Ends in Defeat. Sutherland Shire Gazette

JUST IN: Local Man's 8-Year Battle With The Boulevard, Kingsway and President Avenue Ends In Defeat.

Jun 252 min read

Dachshund on cushion in modern room with large windows. Headline: "Cronulla Woman Finally Meets Decent Bloke – But Her Possessive Sausage Dog Says No". Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Dachshund on cushion in modern room with large windows. Headline: "Cronulla Woman Finally Meets Decent Bloke – But Her Possessive Sausage Dog Says No". Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Cronulla Woman Finally Meets Decent Bloke — But Her Possessive Sausage Dog Says No

Jun 241 min read

Row of colored bins with numbers on a suburban street. Headline reads "Wheelie Serious - Bin Placement Ballot to Launch After Kerbside Tensions Explode." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Row of colored bins with numbers on a suburban street. Headline reads "Wheelie Serious - Bin Placement Ballot to Launch After Kerbside Tensions Explode." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Wheelie Serious - Bin Placement Ballot to Launch After Kerbside Tensions Explode

Jun 231 min read

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