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Row of colored bins with numbers on a suburban street. Headline reads "Wheelie Serious - Bin Placement Ballot to Launch After Kerbside Tensions Explode." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Row of colored bins with numbers on a suburban street. Headline reads "Wheelie Serious - Bin Placement Ballot to Launch After Kerbside Tensions Explode." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Wheelie Serious - Bin Placement Ballot to Launch After Kerbside Tensions Explode

Jun 23, 20251 min read

Surveyors in yellow vests work on Audley Weir. Bridge and water in background. Headline Text reads Surveyors Spotted at Audley Weir, Local Daring to Dream: "Is this... a Bridge?" Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Surveyors in yellow vests work on Audley Weir. Bridge and water in background. Headline Text reads Surveyors Spotted at Audley Weir, Local Daring to Dream: "Is this... a Bridge?" Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Surveyors Spotted at Audley Weir, Locals Daring to Dream: “Is This... a Bridge?”

Jun 13, 20252 min read

Image shows palm-lined street The Kingsway Cronulla, buildings, and clear sky. Headline reads: CRonulla in Mourning as Palm Trees Face the Chop. Locals Demand State Funeral for Fallen Fronds. Text includes "Sutherland Shire Gazette."

Image shows palm-lined street The Kingsway Cronulla, buildings, and clear sky. Headline reads: CRonulla in Mourning as Palm Trees Face the Chop. Locals Demand State Funeral for Fallen Fronds. Text includes "Sutherland Shire Gazette."

Cronulla in Mourning as Palm Trees Face the Chop: Locals Demand State Funeral for Fallen Fronds

Jun 12, 20252 min read

Kings Birthday Honours List Includes Two Shire Residents and One Seagull

Jun 9, 20251 min read

Sunday Pub Chat Unveils Monarchy Plot - "They All Have The Same Birthday, Don't They?"

Jun 8, 20252 min read

People gather near a colorful "Wheel of Fortune" at a council event. The mood is curious with a backdrop of a modern building. Headline": "Council Unveils Surprise Rezoning Plan: Residents Invited to Guess Their New Zoning.

People gather near a colorful "Wheel of Fortune" at a council event. The mood is curious with a backdrop of a modern building. Headline": "Council Unveils Surprise Rezoning Plan: Residents Invited to Guess Their New Zoning.

Sutherland Shire Council Unveils 'Surprise Rezoning' Plan: Residents Invited to Guess Their New Zoning

Jun 5, 20251 min read

NSW Blues Women's Team featured with rugby balls, set against a backdrop of Heathcote Road. Headline text: NSW Blues Womens Team Look to Seal 2025 Origin Series Tonight - and Voted to Fix Heathcote Road While They're At it.

NSW Blues Women's Team featured with rugby balls, set against a backdrop of Heathcote Road. Headline text: NSW Blues Womens Team Look to Seal 2025 Origin Series Tonight - and Voted to Fix Heathcote Road While They're At it.

NSW Blues Womens Team Look to Seal 2025 State of Origin Series Tonight - and Voted to Fix Heathcote Road While They’re At It.

May 29, 20251 min read

Metro Petroleum Jannali fuel station with pumps closed. Sign shows fuel prices. Headline Text: Locals enter fuel mourning as metro jannali shuts pumps: we're not ready for reddy. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Metro Petroleum Jannali fuel station with pumps closed. Sign shows fuel prices. Headline Text: Locals enter fuel mourning as metro jannali shuts pumps: we're not ready for reddy. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Locals Enter Fuel Mourning as Metro Jannali Shuts Pumps: ‘We’re Not Ready for Reddy’

May 27, 20252 min read

Prince Street North Cronulla carpark and beach on a sunny day with cars parked. Headline: Just in: North Cronulla Locals Demand Fortified Wall to Keep Out “Nighttime Nuisances” and P-Platers With Loud Spotify Playlists. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Prince Street North Cronulla carpark and beach on a sunny day with cars parked. Headline: Just in: North Cronulla Locals Demand Fortified Wall to Keep Out “Nighttime Nuisances” and P-Platers With Loud Spotify Playlists. Sutherland Shire Gazette

North Cronulla Locals Demand Fortified Wall to Keep Out “Nighttime Nuisances” and P-Platers With Loud Spotify Playlists

May 21, 20252 min read

Crane tower under blue sky in residential area. Text: EXCLUSIVE: Dreams Dashed - Shire Council Crane Policy Crushes Hopes for Tower of Illawong.

Crane tower under blue sky in residential area. Text: EXCLUSIVE: Dreams Dashed - Shire Council Crane Policy Crushes Hopes for Tower of Illawong.

Dreams Dashed: Shire Council Crane Policy Crushes Hopes for Tower of Illawong Crane.

May 10, 20252 min read

Woman with red hair in floral dress sits on porch, smiling. Headline reads: "Bit Naught, Bit Nice" - Kareela mum quietly revents by putting a 2 nextto legalise cannibs party. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Woman with red hair in floral dress sits on porch, smiling. Headline reads: "Bit Naught, Bit Nice" - Kareela mum quietly revents by putting a 2 nextto legalise cannibs party. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Election 2025: "Bit Naughty, Bit Nice”: Local Mum Quietly Rebels by Putting a 2 Next to Legalise Cannabis Party

May 3, 20251 min read

Group holding signs that read "Secure the BBQ" and "Sausage Integrity" at a barbecue event. Grilled sausages on display with a casual atmosphere. Headline reads: Ëlection 2025 - Major parties clash on sausage policy as nation grills itself intodecision.

Group holding signs that read "Secure the BBQ" and "Sausage Integrity" at a barbecue event. Grilled sausages on display with a casual atmosphere. Headline reads: Ëlection 2025 - Major parties clash on sausage policy as nation grills itself intodecision.

Election 2025: Major Parties Clash on Sausage Policy as Nation Grills Itself into Decision

May 3, 20252 min read

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