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Kings Birthday Honours List Includes Two Shire Residents and One Seagull

Jun 91 min read

Sunday Pub Chat Unveils Monarchy Plot - "They All Have The Same Birthday, Don't They?"

Jun 82 min read

People gather near a colorful "Wheel of Fortune" at a council event. The mood is curious with a backdrop of a modern building. Headline": "Council Unveils Surprise Rezoning Plan: Residents Invited to Guess Their New Zoning.

People gather near a colorful "Wheel of Fortune" at a council event. The mood is curious with a backdrop of a modern building. Headline": "Council Unveils Surprise Rezoning Plan: Residents Invited to Guess Their New Zoning.

Sutherland Shire Council Unveils 'Surprise Rezoning' Plan: Residents Invited to Guess Their New Zoning

Jun 51 min read

NSW Blues Women's Team featured with rugby balls, set against a backdrop of Heathcote Road. Headline text: NSW Blues Womens Team Look to Seal 2025 Origin Series Tonight - and Voted to Fix Heathcote Road While They're At it.

NSW Blues Women's Team featured with rugby balls, set against a backdrop of Heathcote Road. Headline text: NSW Blues Womens Team Look to Seal 2025 Origin Series Tonight - and Voted to Fix Heathcote Road While They're At it.

NSW Blues Womens Team Look to Seal 2025 State of Origin Series Tonight - and Voted to Fix Heathcote Road While They’re At It.

May 291 min read

Metro Petroleum Jannali fuel station with pumps closed. Sign shows fuel prices. Headline Text: Locals enter fuel mourning as metro jannali shuts pumps: we're not ready for reddy. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Metro Petroleum Jannali fuel station with pumps closed. Sign shows fuel prices. Headline Text: Locals enter fuel mourning as metro jannali shuts pumps: we're not ready for reddy. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Locals Enter Fuel Mourning as Metro Jannali Shuts Pumps: ‘We’re Not Ready for Reddy’

May 272 min read

Prince Street North Cronulla carpark and beach on a sunny day with cars parked. Headline: Just in: North Cronulla Locals Demand Fortified Wall to Keep Out “Nighttime Nuisances” and P-Platers With Loud Spotify Playlists. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Prince Street North Cronulla carpark and beach on a sunny day with cars parked. Headline: Just in: North Cronulla Locals Demand Fortified Wall to Keep Out “Nighttime Nuisances” and P-Platers With Loud Spotify Playlists. Sutherland Shire Gazette

North Cronulla Locals Demand Fortified Wall to Keep Out “Nighttime Nuisances” and P-Platers With Loud Spotify Playlists

May 212 min read

Crane tower under blue sky in residential area. Text: EXCLUSIVE: Dreams Dashed - Shire Council Crane Policy Crushes Hopes for Tower of Illawong.

Crane tower under blue sky in residential area. Text: EXCLUSIVE: Dreams Dashed - Shire Council Crane Policy Crushes Hopes for Tower of Illawong.

Dreams Dashed: Shire Council Crane Policy Crushes Hopes for Tower of Illawong Crane.

May 102 min read

Woman with red hair in floral dress sits on porch, smiling. Headline reads: "Bit Naught, Bit Nice" - Kareela mum quietly revents by putting a 2 nextto legalise cannibs party. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Woman with red hair in floral dress sits on porch, smiling. Headline reads: "Bit Naught, Bit Nice" - Kareela mum quietly revents by putting a 2 nextto legalise cannibs party. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Election 2025: "Bit Naughty, Bit Nice”: Local Mum Quietly Rebels by Putting a 2 Next to Legalise Cannabis Party

May 31 min read

Group holding signs that read "Secure the BBQ" and "Sausage Integrity" at a barbecue event. Grilled sausages on display with a casual atmosphere. Headline reads: Ëlection 2025 - Major parties clash on sausage policy as nation grills itself intodecision.

Group holding signs that read "Secure the BBQ" and "Sausage Integrity" at a barbecue event. Grilled sausages on display with a casual atmosphere. Headline reads: Ëlection 2025 - Major parties clash on sausage policy as nation grills itself intodecision.

Election 2025: Major Parties Clash on Sausage Policy as Nation Grills Itself into Decision

May 32 min read

Man with bandaged wrist, assisted by medic, sits at table in busy voting hall. Headline: "Shire Voter Hospitalised After Vote."

Man with bandaged wrist, assisted by medic, sits at table in busy voting hall. Headline: "Shire Voter Hospitalised After Vote."

Election 2025: Shire Voter Hospitalised After Attempting Full Below-the-Line Senate Vote: “I Just Wanted My Democracy to Count”

May 11 min read

Crane against a clear sky with trees and houses nearby. Headline: Anti-Development Lobby Calls For a 9 year crane to be Heritage-Listed as symbol of beautiful, eternal inaction. Text: Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Crane against a clear sky with trees and houses nearby. Headline: Anti-Development Lobby Calls For a 9 year crane to be Heritage-Listed as symbol of beautiful, eternal inaction. Text: Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Anti-Development Lobby Calls for 9-Year Crane to Be Heritage-Listed as Tower of Illawong - Symbol of Beautiful, Eternal Inaction

Apr 222 min read

Construction workers in yellow vests build a house frame under a blue sky. A white truck is parked in front. Headline Text reads "BREAKING: Apply Now, Cry Later: Sutherland Shire Council Achieves New Hieghts in DA Delays"

Construction workers in yellow vests build a house frame under a blue sky. A white truck is parked in front. Headline Text reads "BREAKING: Apply Now, Cry Later: Sutherland Shire Council Achieves New Hieghts in DA Delays"

“Apply Now, Cry Later”: Sutherland Council Achieves New Heights in DA Delays

Apr 151 min read

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