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Cold Rock Cronulla shop front as insert photo. Main photo NEw Cronilla Mall Monitoring Centre hub with ebike charging stands. Headline text: Just In - Cold Rock Cronulla Ice Creamery closes after 22 years, replaced by an e-bike charging station and mall monitoring center. Sutherland Shire Gazette. Byline: Finn Seabrook, Local Correspndent, Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Cold Rock Cronulla shop front as insert photo. Main photo NEw Cronilla Mall Monitoring Centre hub with ebike charging stands. Headline text: Just In - Cold Rock Cronulla Ice Creamery closes after 22 years, replaced by an e-bike charging station and mall monitoring center. Sutherland Shire Gazette. Byline: Finn Seabrook, Local Correspndent, Sutherland Shire Gazette.

BREAKING: Cold Rock Ice Creamery Cronulla Closing After 22 Years, Replaced By E-Bike Charging & Mall Monitoring Command Centre

5 days ago2 min read

Breaking news headline about police taskforce on daylight robberies at Shire petrol stations. Image shows taped-off crime scene at station. Sutherland Shire GAzette

Breaking news headline about police taskforce on daylight robberies at Shire petrol stations. Image shows taped-off crime scene at station. Sutherland Shire GAzette

BREAKING: Police Taskforce Established After Wave of Daylight Robberies Sweeps Shire Petrol Stations.

Mar 182 min read

Men smiling while fueling van with jerry cans at a Speedway station. Headlines read: "BREAKING: Nation's Most Confident Geopolitical Experts Found at Local Servo."

Men smiling while fueling van with jerry cans at a Speedway station. Headlines read: "BREAKING: Nation's Most Confident Geopolitical Experts Found at Local Servo."

BREAKING: Nation’s Most Confident Geopolitical Experts Discovered At Local Servo.

Mar 111 min read

Shire Dad Suggests Adult Child ‘Just Buy Something Small’ - Means Waterfront Home Purchased in 1989.

Jan 151 min read

Pedestrians in Cronulla Mall wear flashing amber beacons. Ebike cyclists pass by. Headline Text reads: BREAKING: Cronulla Mall Doubles Down on Safety. Introduces Flashing Amber Beacons for Pedestrians After eBike Near-Misses. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Pedestrians in Cronulla Mall wear flashing amber beacons. Ebike cyclists pass by. Headline Text reads: BREAKING: Cronulla Mall Doubles Down on Safety. Introduces Flashing Amber Beacons for Pedestrians After eBike Near-Misses. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

BREAKING: Cronulla Mall Doubles Down on Safety. Introduces Flashing Amber Beacons for Pedestrians After eBike Near-Misses.

Jan 142 min read

Cronulla Mall with no pedestrian sign; rumor to ban walking for eBikes. Busy street, shops, palm tree. Headline text: BREAKING: Ride or Hide - Cronulla Mall Rumoured to Ban Walking, Prioritise eBikes Only.. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Cronulla Mall with no pedestrian sign; rumor to ban walking for eBikes. Busy street, shops, palm tree. Headline text: BREAKING: Ride or Hide - Cronulla Mall Rumoured to Ban Walking, Prioritise eBikes Only.. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

BREAKING: Ride or Hide - Cronulla Mall Rumoured to Ban Walking, Prioritise eBikes Only.

Jan 122 min read

Fish lies by a "Anywhere but here" sign on roadside, implying escape. Text: "Shire fish seen hitchhiking..." Humorous tone.

Fish lies by a "Anywhere but here" sign on roadside, implying escape. Text: "Shire fish seen hitchhiking..." Humorous tone.

JUST IN: Shire Fish Seen Hitchhiking Out of Local Waterways - Experts Blame New Water Quality Report

Nov 19, 20252 min read

EXCLUSIVE: More Dumbbells and Kettles Than Parking Spaces - Sutherland Shire Council To Declare “Protected Muscle Zone” for Kirrawee and Taren Point.

EXCLUSIVE: More Dumbbells and Kettles Than Parking Spaces - Sutherland Shire Council To Declare “Protected Muscle Zone” for Kirrawee and Taren Point.

EXCLUSIVE: More Dumbbells and Kettles Than Parking Spaces - Sutherland Shire Council To Declare “Protected Muscle Zone” for Kirrawee and Taren Point.

Nov 10, 20251 min read

Ghostly figure holding documents appears in council chamber, surrounded by seated officials. Monitors display landscapes. Headline Text: Ghost of Development Applications Past Spotted Haunting Council Chambers. Sutherland Shire

Ghostly figure holding documents appears in council chamber, surrounded by seated officials. Monitors display landscapes. Headline Text: Ghost of Development Applications Past Spotted Haunting Council Chambers. Sutherland Shire

Ghost of Development Applications Past Spotted Haunting Sutherland Shire Council Chambers

Oct 31, 20251 min read

Shire Lobby Group Demands Council Legislate Cushion Caps Before Beds Disappear Altogether

Sep 15, 20251 min read

Computer Generate Image of a large ornate mansion with a fountain with luxury car in driveway. Headline Text: " What Was He Thinking? Barden Ridge Bloke Builds Bond Villian Lair in the Last Place You'd Expect.." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Computer Generate Image of a large ornate mansion with a fountain with luxury car in driveway. Headline Text: " What Was He Thinking? Barden Ridge Bloke Builds Bond Villian Lair in the Last Place You'd Expect.." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

What Was He Thinking? Barden Ridge Bloke Builds Bond Villain Lair in the Last Place You’d Expect

Aug 20, 20252 min read

Shuttered glass entrance of "Caringbah Marketplace" Headline Text: Aldi Pulls Out, Sutherland Shire Gazette Steps In - Our Haunted Caringbah Marketplace Joke Now Shaping Shire Development Plans According to Major News Outlets. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Shuttered glass entrance of "Caringbah Marketplace" Headline Text: Aldi Pulls Out, Sutherland Shire Gazette Steps In - Our Haunted Caringbah Marketplace Joke Now Shaping Shire Development Plans According to Major News Outlets. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Aldi Pulls Out, Sutherland Shire Gazette Steps In - Our Haunted Caringbah Marketplace Joke Now Shaping Shire Development Plans According to Major News Outlets

Aug 14, 20252 min read

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