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Fish lies by a "Anywhere but here" sign on roadside, implying escape. Text: "Shire fish seen hitchhiking..." Humorous tone.

Fish lies by a "Anywhere but here" sign on roadside, implying escape. Text: "Shire fish seen hitchhiking..." Humorous tone.

JUST IN: Shire Fish Seen Hitchhiking Out of Local Waterways - Experts Blame New Water Quality Report

Nov 192 min read

EXCLUSIVE: More Dumbbells and Kettles Than Parking Spaces - Sutherland Shire Council To Declare “Protected Muscle Zone” for Kirrawee and Taren Point.

EXCLUSIVE: More Dumbbells and Kettles Than Parking Spaces - Sutherland Shire Council To Declare “Protected Muscle Zone” for Kirrawee and Taren Point.

EXCLUSIVE: More Dumbbells and Kettles Than Parking Spaces - Sutherland Shire Council To Declare “Protected Muscle Zone” for Kirrawee and Taren Point.

Nov 101 min read

Ghostly figure holding documents appears in council chamber, surrounded by seated officials. Monitors display landscapes. Headline Text: Ghost of Development Applications Past Spotted Haunting Council Chambers. Sutherland Shire

Ghostly figure holding documents appears in council chamber, surrounded by seated officials. Monitors display landscapes. Headline Text: Ghost of Development Applications Past Spotted Haunting Council Chambers. Sutherland Shire

Ghost of Development Applications Past Spotted Haunting Sutherland Shire Council Chambers

Oct 311 min read

Shire Lobby Group Demands Council Legislate Cushion Caps Before Beds Disappear Altogether

Sep 151 min read

Computer Generate Image of a large ornate mansion with a fountain with luxury car in driveway. Headline Text: " What Was He Thinking? Barden Ridge Bloke Builds Bond Villian Lair in the Last Place You'd Expect.." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Computer Generate Image of a large ornate mansion with a fountain with luxury car in driveway. Headline Text: " What Was He Thinking? Barden Ridge Bloke Builds Bond Villian Lair in the Last Place You'd Expect.." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

What Was He Thinking? Barden Ridge Bloke Builds Bond Villain Lair in the Last Place You’d Expect

Aug 202 min read

Shuttered glass entrance of "Caringbah Marketplace" Headline Text: Aldi Pulls Out, Sutherland Shire Gazette Steps In - Our Haunted Caringbah Marketplace Joke Now Shaping Shire Development Plans According to Major News Outlets. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Shuttered glass entrance of "Caringbah Marketplace" Headline Text: Aldi Pulls Out, Sutherland Shire Gazette Steps In - Our Haunted Caringbah Marketplace Joke Now Shaping Shire Development Plans According to Major News Outlets. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Aldi Pulls Out, Sutherland Shire Gazette Steps In - Our Haunted Caringbah Marketplace Joke Now Shaping Shire Development Plans According to Major News Outlets

Aug 142 min read

Coastal landscape with greenery and ocean vista across Garie in the Royal National Park. Headline Text: "Garie Road Teased With Reopening Hopes—BOM forecast says 'Not So Fast'." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Coastal landscape with greenery and ocean vista across Garie in the Royal National Park. Headline Text: "Garie Road Teased With Reopening Hopes—BOM forecast says 'Not So Fast'." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Garie Road Teased With Reopening Hopes - BOM Forecast Says "Not So Fast"

Jul 312 min read

People riding eBikes in Cronulla Mall with storefronts in the background. Headline Text reads: "Local Police Crack Down on Cronulla eBike Riders in Bold Attempts to Reclaim Mall and Esplanade from Chaos. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

People riding eBikes in Cronulla Mall with storefronts in the background. Headline Text reads: "Local Police Crack Down on Cronulla eBike Riders in Bold Attempts to Reclaim Mall and Esplanade from Chaos. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Local Police Crack Down on Cronulla eBike Riders in Bold Attempt to Reclaim Mall and Esplanade from Chaos

Jul 242 min read

BYD Electric cars charging in a crpark. Headline reads: "EXCLUSIVE: Inside the Rise of the Shire's ‘Temu Tesla’. - The EV That Whispered 'Close Enough'. Sutherland Shire Gazette

BYD Electric cars charging in a crpark. Headline reads: "EXCLUSIVE: Inside the Rise of the Shire's ‘Temu Tesla’. - The EV That Whispered 'Close Enough'. Sutherland Shire Gazette

EXCLUSIVE: Inside the Rise of the Shire's ‘Temu Tesla’ - The EV That Whispered ‘Close Enough'

Jul 142 min read

Row of colored bins with numbers on a suburban street. Headline reads "Wheelie Serious - Bin Placement Ballot to Launch After Kerbside Tensions Explode." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Row of colored bins with numbers on a suburban street. Headline reads "Wheelie Serious - Bin Placement Ballot to Launch After Kerbside Tensions Explode." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Wheelie Serious - Bin Placement Ballot to Launch After Kerbside Tensions Explode

Jun 231 min read

Surveyors in yellow vests work on Audley Weir. Bridge and water in background. Headline Text reads Surveyors Spotted at Audley Weir, Local Daring to Dream: "Is this... a Bridge?" Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Surveyors in yellow vests work on Audley Weir. Bridge and water in background. Headline Text reads Surveyors Spotted at Audley Weir, Local Daring to Dream: "Is this... a Bridge?" Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Surveyors Spotted at Audley Weir, Locals Daring to Dream: “Is This... a Bridge?”

Jun 132 min read

Image shows palm-lined street The Kingsway Cronulla, buildings, and clear sky. Headline reads: CRonulla in Mourning as Palm Trees Face the Chop. Locals Demand State Funeral for Fallen Fronds. Text includes "Sutherland Shire Gazette."

Image shows palm-lined street The Kingsway Cronulla, buildings, and clear sky. Headline reads: CRonulla in Mourning as Palm Trees Face the Chop. Locals Demand State Funeral for Fallen Fronds. Text includes "Sutherland Shire Gazette."

Cronulla in Mourning as Palm Trees Face the Chop: Locals Demand State Funeral for Fallen Fronds

Jun 122 min read

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