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BREAKING: Trevor the Dachshund Returns to Cronulla to Find Eviction Notice — Considers Rekindling Things With Jess After “Spiritual Reset” in Kurnell.

Dec 22 min read

EXCLUSIVE: Trevor the Dachshund Retreats to Far Kurnell for ‘Reputation Reset’ — Promises He’s “Reflecting, Rebranding, and Resting My Public Image”.

Nov 252 min read

Dachshund Dog in hat reaching up to microphone before "Skeetas South" sign amid fog. Text: Trevor missing after e-bike incident. Theme: news and humor.

Dachshund Dog in hat reaching up to microphone before "Skeetas South" sign amid fog. Text: Trevor missing after e-bike incident. Theme: news and humor.

BREAKING: Trevor Missing After Skeetas Meltdown - Reputation in Crisis as E-Bike Ankle Nipping Allegations Emerge

Nov 182 min read

Dachshund wearing a hat sits at a bar with a beer. Headline: "Trevor the Dachshund Announces Plans to Take the Mic at Skeeters - Eyes Collaboration with Local 90s Rock Band.". Sutherland Shire Gazette

Dachshund wearing a hat sits at a bar with a beer. Headline: "Trevor the Dachshund Announces Plans to Take the Mic at Skeeters - Eyes Collaboration with Local 90s Rock Band.". Sutherland Shire Gazette

BREAKING: Trevor the Dachshund Announces Plans to Take the Mic at Skeetas - Eyes Collaboration with Local 90s Rock Band.

Nov 111 min read

Trevor the Dachshund wearing an "OASIS" harness howling on a red mat in a mall. Nearby, a hat with money. Text: "EXCLUSIVE: Trevor the Dachshund Discovered Busking in Cronulla Mall - Claims Local Bands would be lucky to have him." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Trevor the Dachshund wearing an "OASIS" harness howling on a red mat in a mall. Nearby, a hat with money. Text: "EXCLUSIVE: Trevor the Dachshund Discovered Busking in Cronulla Mall - Claims Local Bands would be lucky to have him." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

EXCLUSIVE: Trevor the Dachshund Discovered Busking in Cronulla Mall — Claims Local Bands Would Be “Lucky to Have Him”

Nov 42 min read

A dachshund with glasses sits at a table with five serious adults. Papers and a binder are on the table. Caption reads: "Trevor declares war on strata committee, rostrevor st braces for impact."

A dachshund with glasses sits at a table with five serious adults. Papers and a binder are on the table. Caption reads: "Trevor declares war on strata committee, rostrevor st braces for impact."

Trevor the Dachshund Declares War on Strata Committee, Rostrevor St Braces for Impact

Sep 92 min read

Trevor the Dachshund Adjusts to Bachelor Life on Rostrevor Street - Neighbours Already Complaining About Noise, Smells, and Uber Eats Deliveries

Sep 22 min read

Dachshund dog sits near a "Regal Removals" truck in a coastal street beside luxury apartments. Headline: "Cronulla Dachshund Pulls Off Real Estate Coup: Trevor Moves Into Rostrevor Street Penthouse, Declares Himself King".

Dachshund dog sits near a "Regal Removals" truck in a coastal street beside luxury apartments. Headline: "Cronulla Dachshund Pulls Off Real Estate Coup: Trevor Moves Into Rostrevor Street Penthouse, Declares Himself King".

Cronulla Dachshund Pulls Off Real Estate Coup: Trevor Moves Into Rostrevor Street Penthouse, Declares Himself King

Aug 261 min read

Dachshund in a surbuan garden, surrounded by greenery and red bottlebursh flowers. Headline text: "Cronulla Dachshund Trevor Accuses Owner of ábandonment' Afeter Being Left With Shire's Fairy Godmother in Inferior Postcode. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Dachshund in a surbuan garden, surrounded by greenery and red bottlebursh flowers. Headline text: "Cronulla Dachshund Trevor Accuses Owner of ábandonment' Afeter Being Left With Shire's Fairy Godmother in Inferior Postcode. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Cronulla Dachshund Trevor Accuses Owner of “Abandonment” After Being Left With Shire’s Fairy Godmother in Inferior Postcode

Aug 192 min read

Dachshund sits indoors by rainy window with yellow, blue, and red raincoats hanging. Text above reads: "Trevor the Dachshund. Owns Three Raincoats, Still Refuses to Go Outside.."

Dachshund sits indoors by rainy window with yellow, blue, and red raincoats hanging. Text above reads: "Trevor the Dachshund. Owns Three Raincoats, Still Refuses to Go Outside.."

Trevor the Dachshund Owns Three Raincoats, Still Refuses to Go Outside

Aug 52 min read

Local Dachshund Trevor Posts on Reddit’s ‘AITA’ – Seeks Validation Over Household Power Struggle

Local Dachshund Trevor Posts on Reddit’s ‘AITA’ – Seeks Validation Over Household Power Struggle

Local Dachshund Trevor Posts on Reddit’s ‘AITA’ – Seeks Validation Over Household Power Struggle

Jul 292 min read

Dachshund wearing aviator sunglasses lounges poolside on a chair with a cocktail nearby. Background includes colorful pool floats. Text headline reads "Local dog trevor only answers to "the alpha" now - Jess Palmer's Household plunged into constitutional crisis. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Dachshund wearing aviator sunglasses lounges poolside on a chair with a cocktail nearby. Background includes colorful pool floats. Text headline reads "Local dog trevor only answers to "the alpha" now - Jess Palmer's Household plunged into constitutional crisis. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Local Dachshund Dog Trevor Only Answers to “The Alpha” Now – Jess Palmer’s Household Plunged Into Constitutional Crisis

Jul 222 min read

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