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Four men stand on a boat, overlooking a river lined with trees. Headline: "Totally Normal Behaviour"": Shire Locals Stunned That Men in 20's Who Bought Half Millian Dollar Boat Werent Just Really Good at Crypto. Text includes Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Four men stand on a boat, overlooking a river lined with trees. Headline: "Totally Normal Behaviour"": Shire Locals Stunned That Men in 20's Who Bought Half Millian Dollar Boat Werent Just Really Good at Crypto. Text includes Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Totally Normal Behaviour”: Shire Locals Stunned That Men in 20s Who Bought Half-Million Dollar Boat Weren’t Just ‘Really Good at Crypto’

May 18, 20251 min read

Framed souvenir teaspoons on wall; Living room with gray couch, framed art, plant. Hradline reads: Family fractures after souvenir teaspoon collection bequeathed to youngest cousin. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Framed souvenir teaspoons on wall; Living room with gray couch, framed art, plant. Hradline reads: Family fractures after souvenir teaspoon collection bequeathed to youngest cousin. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Family Fractures After Souvenir Teaspoon Collection Bequeathed to Youngest Cousin

May 17, 20252 min read

Stack of Amazon boxes outside a house with a grey door and plants. Headline reads: Local woman accidentally outs her amazon habit after delivery driver invites family to his wedding. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Stack of Amazon boxes outside a house with a grey door and plants. Headline reads: Local woman accidentally outs her amazon habit after delivery driver invites family to his wedding. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Local Woman Accidentally Outs Her Amazon Habit After Delivery Driver Invites Family to His Wedding

May 16, 20252 min read

Person scrolling Facebook Marketplace on phone. Headline reads: "Local Hero Posts 'No Time Wasters' on Marketplace Listing, Immediately Wastes Everyone Time..." by Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Person scrolling Facebook Marketplace on phone. Headline reads: "Local Hero Posts 'No Time Wasters' on Marketplace Listing, Immediately Wastes Everyone Time..." by Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Local Hero Posts ‘No Time Wasters’ on Facebook Marketplace Listing, Immediately Wastes Everyone’s Time

May 15, 20252 min read

Group at table reacting to trivia, beer, and food. Headline: "Local Trivia Night Erupts After 'I Could Care Less' Comment Sparks Linguistic Civil War."

Group at table reacting to trivia, beer, and food. Headline: "Local Trivia Night Erupts After 'I Could Care Less' Comment Sparks Linguistic Civil War."

Local Pub Trivia Night Erupts After ‘I Could Care Less’ Comment Sparks Linguistic Civil War

May 14, 20252 min read

A tin shed and tall suspicious plants in a garden are shown. Sutherland Shire Gazette text: Headline: Its definitely about me: Woronora Heights Uni Student Convinced PolAir Chopper is Targetting His Backyard Botany Project.

A tin shed and tall suspicious plants in a garden are shown. Sutherland Shire Gazette text: Headline: Its definitely about me: Woronora Heights Uni Student Convinced PolAir Chopper is Targetting His Backyard Botany Project.

"Its Definitely About Me": Woronora Heights Uni Student Convinced PolAir Chopper is Targetting His Backyard 'Botany Project'.

May 12, 20252 min read

Woman sits in cinema seat holding wine, wearing a cap. Headline reads: Caringbah Mum Fakes Her Own Disappearance to Avoid Mothers Day Lunch with In-Laws.

Woman sits in cinema seat holding wine, wearing a cap. Headline reads: Caringbah Mum Fakes Her Own Disappearance to Avoid Mothers Day Lunch with In-Laws.

Caringbah Mum Fakes Her Own Disappearance to Avoid Mother’s Day Lunch with In-Laws

May 11, 20252 min read

Crane tower under blue sky in residential area. Text: EXCLUSIVE: Dreams Dashed - Shire Council Crane Policy Crushes Hopes for Tower of Illawong.

Crane tower under blue sky in residential area. Text: EXCLUSIVE: Dreams Dashed - Shire Council Crane Policy Crushes Hopes for Tower of Illawong.

Dreams Dashed: Shire Council Crane Policy Crushes Hopes for Tower of Illawong Crane.

May 10, 20252 min read

Turquoise caravan converted to mobile petrol station, labeled "Yatesy's Mobile Servo," parked on suburban street. Text overlay: Sutherland Shire Gazette. Headline: Yatsey's Mobile Metro - Shire Man Converts Caravan into Roving Petrol Station, With Greensleeves on Loudspeaker.

Turquoise caravan converted to mobile petrol station, labeled "Yatesy's Mobile Servo," parked on suburban street. Text overlay: Sutherland Shire Gazette. Headline: Yatsey's Mobile Metro - Shire Man Converts Caravan into Roving Petrol Station, With Greensleeves on Loudspeaker.

Yatesy’s Mobile Metro: Shire Man Converts Caravan into Roving Petrol Station, With Greensleeves on Loudspeaker.

May 9, 20252 min read

Image shows Harris Farm Markets store entrance with fruit displays and price signs. Headline: Äll my mothers days have come at once": Mums lose it over harris farm miranda news - told to calm ya farm until November. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Image shows Harris Farm Markets store entrance with fruit displays and price signs. Headline: Äll my mothers days have come at once": Mums lose it over harris farm miranda news - told to calm ya farm until November. Sutherland Shire Gazette

“All My Mother’s Days Have Come at Once”: Shire Mums Lose It Over Harris Farm Miranda News, Told to Calm Ya Farm Until October

May 8, 20252 min read

Mum of the Year (According to Her Toddler’s Instagram): Local Influencer Juggles Motherhood, Multiple Accounts, and Self-Love Loops

May 7, 20251 min read

Young man leans on a red V8 ute parked in front of a house. A rooster stands nearby on the grass. Text Sutherland Shire Gazette. Headline: "Disgraceful Noise": Local Man Who Warms Up v8 Ute for 15 Minutes Outraged by Neighbour's Rescue Rooster.

Young man leans on a red V8 ute parked in front of a house. A rooster stands nearby on the grass. Text Sutherland Shire Gazette. Headline: "Disgraceful Noise": Local Man Who Warms Up v8 Ute for 15 Minutes Outraged by Neighbour's Rescue Rooster.

"Disgraceful Noise": Local Man Who Warms Up V8 Ute for 15 Minutes Outraged by Neighbour's Rescue Rooster

May 6, 20251 min read

Image of a Metro petrol station with cars refueling. Sutherland Shire Gazette branding visible. Headline text reads: Shire Drivers Burn More Fuel Trying to Save Fuel in Great Petrol Price Pilgramage.

Image of a Metro petrol station with cars refueling. Sutherland Shire Gazette branding visible. Headline text reads: Shire Drivers Burn More Fuel Trying to Save Fuel in Great Petrol Price Pilgramage.

Shire Drivers Burn More Fuel Trying to Save Fuel in Great Petrol Price Pilgrimage

May 5, 20251 min read

House with Star Wars decorations, including Stormtroopers and R2-D2. Red car in driveway. Headline: May the 4th be with you.

House with Star Wars decorations, including Stormtroopers and R2-D2. Red car in driveway. Headline: May the 4th be with you.

Local Man Unleashes Annual ‘May the 4th’ Greeting - Son Once Again Dies Inside

May 4, 20251 min read

Woman with red hair in floral dress sits on porch, smiling. Headline reads: "Bit Naught, Bit Nice" - Kareela mum quietly revents by putting a 2 nextto legalise cannibs party. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Woman with red hair in floral dress sits on porch, smiling. Headline reads: "Bit Naught, Bit Nice" - Kareela mum quietly revents by putting a 2 nextto legalise cannibs party. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Election 2025: "Bit Naughty, Bit Nice”: Local Mum Quietly Rebels by Putting a 2 Next to Legalise Cannabis Party

May 3, 20251 min read

Group holding signs that read "Secure the BBQ" and "Sausage Integrity" at a barbecue event. Grilled sausages on display with a casual atmosphere. Headline reads: Ëlection 2025 - Major parties clash on sausage policy as nation grills itself intodecision.

Group holding signs that read "Secure the BBQ" and "Sausage Integrity" at a barbecue event. Grilled sausages on display with a casual atmosphere. Headline reads: Ëlection 2025 - Major parties clash on sausage policy as nation grills itself intodecision.

Election 2025: Major Parties Clash on Sausage Policy as Nation Grills Itself into Decision

May 3, 20252 min read

Man cooking in kitchen, stirring pot, Vegemite jar on counter. Text: Local man seeks trademark for Spag Bol recipe with Vegemite.

Man cooking in kitchen, stirring pot, Vegemite jar on counter. Text: Local man seeks trademark for Spag Bol recipe with Vegemite.

Local Man Attempts to Trademark His Vegemite Spag Bol to Avoid “Recipe Theft”

May 1, 20252 min read

Man with bandaged wrist, assisted by medic, sits at table in busy voting hall. Headline: "Shire Voter Hospitalised After Vote."

Man with bandaged wrist, assisted by medic, sits at table in busy voting hall. Headline: "Shire Voter Hospitalised After Vote."

Election 2025: Shire Voter Hospitalised After Attempting Full Below-the-Line Senate Vote: “I Just Wanted My Democracy to Count”

May 1, 20251 min read

Package under a tree in a park. Playground in the background. Headline Text: Local Retired detectives launch emergency service to find missing deliveries: We solved Murders - we can handle amazon and uber eats.Sutherland Shire Gazette

Package under a tree in a park. Playground in the background. Headline Text: Local Retired detectives launch emergency service to find missing deliveries: We solved Murders - we can handle amazon and uber eats.Sutherland Shire Gazette

Local Retired Detectives Launch Emergency Service to Find Your Missing Deliveries: “We Solved Murders — We Can Handle UberEats and Amazon.

Apr 29, 20252 min read

Adults in a hallway look shocked at a whiteboard covered in game scores. Headline Text: Under 7's Soccer Regrading Scandal Erupts After 10-0 "Victory" Built Entirely on Wrong Goals. Parents Call for VAR Review.

Adults in a hallway look shocked at a whiteboard covered in game scores. Headline Text: Under 7's Soccer Regrading Scandal Erupts After 10-0 "Victory" Built Entirely on Wrong Goals. Parents Call for VAR Review.

Under 7's Soccer Regrading Scandal Erupts After 10-0 "Victory" Built Entirely on Wrong Goals. Parents Call for VAR Review.

Apr 28, 20252 min read

Man smiling in a kitchen while cutting a colorful birthday cake. Headline text reads: He's ruined it for the rest of us: local dad blacklisted by bloke community after nailing another ridiculous birthday cake.

Man smiling in a kitchen while cutting a colorful birthday cake. Headline text reads: He's ruined it for the rest of us: local dad blacklisted by bloke community after nailing another ridiculous birthday cake.

“He’s Ruined It for the Rest of Us”: Local Dad Blacklisted by Bloke Community After Nailing Another Ridiculous Kids Birthday Cake

Apr 27, 20252 min read

Smiling woman holds phone in a bright kitchen with flowers. Headline: Local mum "Definitely not in MLM", Just Passionate About Sharing Discounted Essential Oils and Financial Freedom. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Smiling woman holds phone in a bright kitchen with flowers. Headline: Local mum "Definitely not in MLM", Just Passionate About Sharing Discounted Essential Oils and Financial Freedom. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Local Mum “Definitely Not in MLM”, Just Passionate About Sharing Discounted Essential Oils and Financial Freedom

Apr 26, 20251 min read

Gulligan the Seagull mascot in sunglasses and cap holds coffee by a memorial with red wreaths at sunrise. Headline Text reads: Today we pause. This ANZAC Day The Sutherland Shire Gazette joins our community in pausing to reflect, remember and give thanks. The Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Gulligan the Seagull mascot in sunglasses and cap holds coffee by a memorial with red wreaths at sunrise. Headline Text reads: Today we pause. This ANZAC Day The Sutherland Shire Gazette joins our community in pausing to reflect, remember and give thanks. The Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Today, We Pause.This Anzac Day, The Sutherland Shire Gazette joins our community in pausing to reflect, remember and give thanks.

Apr 25, 20251 min read

Traffic jam on a highway at sunset, trees lining the road. Headline text reads: Leave now or abandon all hope: holidaymakers warned to begin return trek to the shire now before sunday 's traffic devours them whole.

Traffic jam on a highway at sunset, trees lining the road. Headline text reads: Leave now or abandon all hope: holidaymakers warned to begin return trek to the shire now before sunday 's traffic devours them whole.

Leave Now or Abandon All Hope: Holidaymakers Warned to Begin Return Trek to The Shire Now Before Sunday's Holiday Traffic Devours Them Whole

Apr 24, 20252 min read

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