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Pedestrians in Cronulla Mall wear flashing amber beacons. Ebike cyclists pass by. Headline Text reads: BREAKING: Cronulla Mall Doubles Down on Safety. Introduces Flashing Amber Beacons for Pedestrians After eBike Near-Misses. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Pedestrians in Cronulla Mall wear flashing amber beacons. Ebike cyclists pass by. Headline Text reads: BREAKING: Cronulla Mall Doubles Down on Safety. Introduces Flashing Amber Beacons for Pedestrians After eBike Near-Misses. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

BREAKING: Cronulla Mall Doubles Down on Safety. Introduces Flashing Amber Beacons for Pedestrians After eBike Near-Misses.

Jan 142 min read

Cronulla Mall with no pedestrian sign; rumor to ban walking for eBikes. Busy street, shops, palm tree. Headline text: BREAKING: Ride or Hide - Cronulla Mall Rumoured to Ban Walking, Prioritise eBikes Only.. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Cronulla Mall with no pedestrian sign; rumor to ban walking for eBikes. Busy street, shops, palm tree. Headline text: BREAKING: Ride or Hide - Cronulla Mall Rumoured to Ban Walking, Prioritise eBikes Only.. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

BREAKING: Ride or Hide - Cronulla Mall Rumoured to Ban Walking, Prioritise eBikes Only.

Jan 122 min read

Men queued up in a long line outside toilets at a contemporary bar. The headline text reads: BREAKING: Unprecedented Queue Spotted Outside Men’s Toilets at Parc Pavillion - Historians Confirm This Has Never Happened Before. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Men queued up in a long line outside toilets at a contemporary bar. The headline text reads: BREAKING: Unprecedented Queue Spotted Outside Men’s Toilets at Parc Pavillion - Historians Confirm This Has Never Happened Before. Sutherland Shire Gazette

BREAKING: Unprecedented Queue Spotted Outside Men’s Toilets at Parc Pavillion - Historians Confirm This Has Never Happened Before.

Dec 28, 20252 min read

Trevor the Dachshund wearing an "OASIS" harness howling on a red mat in a mall. Nearby, a hat with money. Text: "EXCLUSIVE: Trevor the Dachshund Discovered Busking in Cronulla Mall - Claims Local Bands would be lucky to have him." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Trevor the Dachshund wearing an "OASIS" harness howling on a red mat in a mall. Nearby, a hat with money. Text: "EXCLUSIVE: Trevor the Dachshund Discovered Busking in Cronulla Mall - Claims Local Bands would be lucky to have him." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

EXCLUSIVE: Trevor the Dachshund Discovered Busking in Cronulla Mall — Claims Local Bands Would Be “Lucky to Have Him”

Nov 4, 20252 min read

Wedding cake with "T&T" topper, surrounded by pink and white flowers, in front of floral backdrop. Text: Taylor Swift engagement has absolutely nothing to do with the Shire - but we're posting about it anyway so we dont feel left out. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Wedding cake with "T&T" topper, surrounded by pink and white flowers, in front of floral backdrop. Text: Taylor Swift engagement has absolutely nothing to do with the Shire - but we're posting about it anyway so we dont feel left out. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

BREAKING: Taylor Swift’s Engagement Has Absolutely Nothing To Do With The Shire - But We’re Posting About It Anyway So We Dont Feel Left Out

Aug 28, 20251 min read

Dachshund wearing aviator sunglasses lounges poolside on a chair with a cocktail nearby. Background includes colorful pool floats. Text headline reads "Local dog trevor only answers to "the alpha" now - Jess Palmer's Household plunged into constitutional crisis. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Dachshund wearing aviator sunglasses lounges poolside on a chair with a cocktail nearby. Background includes colorful pool floats. Text headline reads "Local dog trevor only answers to "the alpha" now - Jess Palmer's Household plunged into constitutional crisis. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Local Dachshund Dog Trevor Only Answers to “The Alpha” Now – Jess Palmer’s Household Plunged Into Constitutional Crisis

Jul 22, 20252 min read

People walk dogs and hold coffee on Cronulla Esplanade at sunrise. Text: One Woman's Quest to Walk the Cronulla Esplanade Without Running into Ex. Sutherland Shire Gazette

People walk dogs and hold coffee on Cronulla Esplanade at sunrise. Text: One Woman's Quest to Walk the Cronulla Esplanade Without Running into Ex. Sutherland Shire Gazette

One Woman’s Quest to Walk the Cronulla Esplanade Without Running Into an Ex

Jun 17, 20252 min read

Sutherland Shire Gazette Journalists Unable to Type This Week After Fingers Officially Declare It 'Too Bloody Cold'.

Jun 7, 20252 min read

Prince Street North Cronulla carpark and beach on a sunny day with cars parked. Headline: Just in: North Cronulla Locals Demand Fortified Wall to Keep Out “Nighttime Nuisances” and P-Platers With Loud Spotify Playlists. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Prince Street North Cronulla carpark and beach on a sunny day with cars parked. Headline: Just in: North Cronulla Locals Demand Fortified Wall to Keep Out “Nighttime Nuisances” and P-Platers With Loud Spotify Playlists. Sutherland Shire Gazette

North Cronulla Locals Demand Fortified Wall to Keep Out “Nighttime Nuisances” and P-Platers With Loud Spotify Playlists

May 21, 20252 min read

A woman points at food in a fish and chip shop. Customers line up. The text discusses a new vegan's dilemma with chicken salt.

A woman points at food in a fish and chip shop. Customers line up. The text discusses a new vegan's dilemma with chicken salt.

Newly Vegan Local Faces Moral Crisis Over Chicken Salt: "I Wasn't Ready for This"

Apr 12, 20251 min read

Man with curly hair walking curly-haired dog along a Cronulla promenade during sunset. Both wear blue shirts. Text overlay: "JUST IN: Local Man Mistaken for his dog - adminst its not the first time.". Text Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Man with curly hair walking curly-haired dog along a Cronulla promenade during sunset. Both wear blue shirts. Text overlay: "JUST IN: Local Man Mistaken for his dog - adminst its not the first time.". Text Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Local Man Mistaken for His Dog - Admits It’s Not the First Time

Apr 2, 20252 min read

Aerial view of an empty Cronulla Sharks football stadium beside apartment buildings, surrounded by trees. Headline: Exclusive Investigation on 'North Cronulla Surf Club Virus' by Harper Vale.

Aerial view of an empty Cronulla Sharks football stadium beside apartment buildings, surrounded by trees. Headline: Exclusive Investigation on 'North Cronulla Surf Club Virus' by Harper Vale.

Mysterious Delay Syndrome Spreads: Sharks Leagues Club Caught ‘North Cronulla Virus’

Mar 29, 20251 min read

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