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Three people sit at a café table, two men and a woman, discussing something. Text reads: "EXCLUSIVE: Local Man. Who Missed Coldplay Kiss Cam Confirmed To Be Living Under Actual Rock." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Three people sit at a café table, two men and a woman, discussing something. Text reads: "EXCLUSIVE: Local Man. Who Missed Coldplay Kiss Cam Confirmed To Be Living Under Actual Rock." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Local Man Who Missed Coldplay Kiss Cam Scandal Confirmed to Be Living Under an Actual Rock

Jul 192 min read

Man marks a large wall map in a cozy room with a window view. Headline reads: "Mount Ousely Meltdown - Local Family Wedding Sparks 17-Way Feud Over Safest Route to Berry." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Man marks a large wall map in a cozy room with a window view. Headline reads: "Mount Ousely Meltdown - Local Family Wedding Sparks 17-Way Feud Over Safest Route to Berry." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Mount Ousley Meltdown - Local Family Wedding Sparks 17-Way Feud Over Safest Route to Berry

Jul 182 min read

Two images of Metro Petrol JAnnali and Oyster Bay Local Liquor store signs, with clear blue sky background. Headline reads: Oyster Bay and Jannali House Prices Set to Surge After Region's Two Most Sacred Institutions Get Glow-Ups. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Two images of Metro Petrol JAnnali and Oyster Bay Local Liquor store signs, with clear blue sky background. Headline reads: Oyster Bay and Jannali House Prices Set to Surge After Region's Two Most Sacred Institutions Get Glow-Ups. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Oyster Bay and Jannali House Prices Set to Surge After Region's Two Most Sacred Institutions Get Glow-Ups

Jul 172 min read

"I just wanted to sit down"- Dave Speaks Out After Being Dumped for Trevor the Sausage Dog

Jul 152 min read

BYD Electric cars charging in a crpark. Headline reads: "EXCLUSIVE: Inside the Rise of the Shire's ‘Temu Tesla’. - The EV That Whispered 'Close Enough'. Sutherland Shire Gazette

BYD Electric cars charging in a crpark. Headline reads: "EXCLUSIVE: Inside the Rise of the Shire's ‘Temu Tesla’. - The EV That Whispered 'Close Enough'. Sutherland Shire Gazette

EXCLUSIVE: Inside the Rise of the Shire's ‘Temu Tesla’ - The EV That Whispered ‘Close Enough'

Jul 142 min read

Dachshund on bed with tablet. Headline: "EXCLUSIVE: Trevor the Dachshund joins Bumble to swipe left on Jess's behalf - for her own good." Cozy setting. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Dachshund on bed with tablet. Headline: "EXCLUSIVE: Trevor the Dachshund joins Bumble to swipe left on Jess's behalf - for her own good." Cozy setting. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Trevor the Dachshund From Cronulla Joins Bumble to Swipe Left on Jess's Behalf - For Her Own Good

Jul 11 min read

Yellow train at a station under cloudy skies. Headline above reads, "Local commuter defies train physics with death stare and tote bag decoy." Sutherland Shire Gazette

Yellow train at a station under cloudy skies. Headline above reads, "Local commuter defies train physics with death stare and tote bag decoy." Sutherland Shire Gazette

JUST IN: Local Commuter Attempts to Defy Peak Hour Train Passenger Physics with Death Stare and Tote Bag Decoy

Jun 262 min read

Dachshund on cushion in modern room with large windows. Headline: "Cronulla Woman Finally Meets Decent Bloke – But Her Possessive Sausage Dog Says No". Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Dachshund on cushion in modern room with large windows. Headline: "Cronulla Woman Finally Meets Decent Bloke – But Her Possessive Sausage Dog Says No". Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Cronulla Woman Finally Meets Decent Bloke — But Her Possessive Sausage Dog Says No

Jun 241 min read

People sit around a backyard firepit at night, chatting and drinking. An owl perches on a clothesline. Cheese board on a cooler nearby. Headline Text: Local Woman Mistaken for Mouse by Powerful Owl During Firepit Wee. Sutherland Shire Gazette

People sit around a backyard firepit at night, chatting and drinking. An owl perches on a clothesline. Cheese board on a cooler nearby. Headline Text: Local Woman Mistaken for Mouse by Powerful Owl During Firepit Wee. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Local Woman Mistaken for Mouse by Powerful Owl During Firepit Wee

Jun 222 min read

Cronulla Man Goes to Italy Once, Returns as Self-Appointed Expert in ‘Real Pizza’

Jun 211 min read

Parking garage with cars and a shopping cart containing taco shells. Headline: Trapped for day - Woman rescued from South Village car park after attempting to locate the legendary flora street exit. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Parking garage with cars and a shopping cart containing taco shells. Headline: Trapped for day - Woman rescued from South Village car park after attempting to locate the legendary flora street exit. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Trapped for Days: Woman Rescued from South Village Car Park After Attempting to Locate the Legendary Flora Street Exit

Jun 191 min read

We Asked 10 Local Tradies If They’d Ever Finished a Job ‘Next Thursday’ - Only One Told the Truth

Jun 161 min read

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