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Man on forklift surrounded by Costco boxes in garage cold storage facility. Headline: Local Family's quest for savings at Costco costs more than mortgage. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Man on forklift surrounded by Costco boxes in garage cold storage facility. Headline: Local Family's quest for savings at Costco costs more than mortgage. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Local Family’s Quest for “Savings” at Costco Now Costs More Than Mortgage

Jun 142 min read

Surveyors in yellow vests work on Audley Weir. Bridge and water in background. Headline Text reads Surveyors Spotted at Audley Weir, Local Daring to Dream: "Is this... a Bridge?" Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Surveyors in yellow vests work on Audley Weir. Bridge and water in background. Headline Text reads Surveyors Spotted at Audley Weir, Local Daring to Dream: "Is this... a Bridge?" Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Surveyors Spotted at Audley Weir, Locals Daring to Dream: “Is This... a Bridge?”

Jun 132 min read

Image shows palm-lined street The Kingsway Cronulla, buildings, and clear sky. Headline reads: CRonulla in Mourning as Palm Trees Face the Chop. Locals Demand State Funeral for Fallen Fronds. Text includes "Sutherland Shire Gazette."

Image shows palm-lined street The Kingsway Cronulla, buildings, and clear sky. Headline reads: CRonulla in Mourning as Palm Trees Face the Chop. Locals Demand State Funeral for Fallen Fronds. Text includes "Sutherland Shire Gazette."

Cronulla in Mourning as Palm Trees Face the Chop: Locals Demand State Funeral for Fallen Fronds

Jun 122 min read

Freedom Backfires - Local Woman Retires, Immediately Declutters Husband’s Entire Garage ‘For Joy’

Jun 112 min read

Young Bloke on T4 Commute Recounts Vivid Trip Like It Was Antarctic Expedition, Mentions Frostbite and $280 Socks

Jun 102 min read

Kings Birthday Honours List Includes Two Shire Residents and One Seagull

Jun 91 min read

Sunday Pub Chat Unveils Monarchy Plot - "They All Have The Same Birthday, Don't They?"

Jun 82 min read

Sutherland Shire Gazette Journalists Unable to Type This Week After Fingers Officially Declare It 'Too Bloody Cold'.

Jun 72 min read

NSW Blues Women's Team featured with rugby balls, set against a backdrop of Heathcote Road. Headline text: NSW Blues Womens Team Look to Seal 2025 Origin Series Tonight - and Voted to Fix Heathcote Road While They're At it.

NSW Blues Women's Team featured with rugby balls, set against a backdrop of Heathcote Road. Headline text: NSW Blues Womens Team Look to Seal 2025 Origin Series Tonight - and Voted to Fix Heathcote Road While They're At it.

NSW Blues Womens Team Look to Seal 2025 State of Origin Series Tonight - and Voted to Fix Heathcote Road While They’re At It.

May 291 min read

Metro Petroleum Jannali fuel station with pumps closed. Sign shows fuel prices. Headline Text: Locals enter fuel mourning as metro jannali shuts pumps: we're not ready for reddy. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Metro Petroleum Jannali fuel station with pumps closed. Sign shows fuel prices. Headline Text: Locals enter fuel mourning as metro jannali shuts pumps: we're not ready for reddy. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Locals Enter Fuel Mourning as Metro Jannali Shuts Pumps: ‘We’re Not Ready for Reddy’

May 272 min read

ET Phone Home - NSWRL Star Hall of Fame Calls, Shire Wonders What Took So Long

May 232 min read

Prince Street North Cronulla carpark and beach on a sunny day with cars parked. Headline: Just in: North Cronulla Locals Demand Fortified Wall to Keep Out “Nighttime Nuisances” and P-Platers With Loud Spotify Playlists. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Prince Street North Cronulla carpark and beach on a sunny day with cars parked. Headline: Just in: North Cronulla Locals Demand Fortified Wall to Keep Out “Nighttime Nuisances” and P-Platers With Loud Spotify Playlists. Sutherland Shire Gazette

North Cronulla Locals Demand Fortified Wall to Keep Out “Nighttime Nuisances” and P-Platers With Loud Spotify Playlists

May 212 min read

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