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Teens with retro pedal power bikes, one with a basket of flowers by the ocean, smiling. Headline: Pedal Power is the New Punk. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Teens with retro pedal power bikes, one with a basket of flowers by the ocean, smiling. Headline: Pedal Power is the New Punk. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Pedal Power is the New Punk: Shire Teens Spark Underground ‘Retro Bike’ Movement

Mar 42 min read

Text reads "EXCLUSIVE: Shire's Favourite Reality Show? Yowie Bay Boat Ramp Chaos." Image of the Yowie Bay boat ramp on a sunny day with parked cars and palm trees. Photo credit Sutherland Shire Council

Text reads "EXCLUSIVE: Shire's Favourite Reality Show? Yowie Bay Boat Ramp Chaos." Image of the Yowie Bay boat ramp on a sunny day with parked cars and palm trees. Photo credit Sutherland Shire Council

Shire’s Favourite Reality Show? Yowie Bay Boat Ramp Chaos Draws Local Spectators

Feb 281 min read

Satirical artist's impression aerial view of proposed Dolans Bay Marina with large yachts docked. Text reads: "BREAKING: Local Dinghies in Shock as Dolans Bay Marina Expansion Paves Way for Mega Yachts".

Satirical artist's impression aerial view of proposed Dolans Bay Marina with large yachts docked. Text reads: "BREAKING: Local Dinghies in Shock as Dolans Bay Marina Expansion Paves Way for Mega Yachts".

Local Dinghies in Shock as Dolans Bay Marina Expansion Paves Way for Mega Yachts

Feb 222 min read

Film crew by a river with cameras and boom mic in wooded area. Headline: Charlize Theron wins meat tray at Wonnie RSL.

Film crew by a river with cameras and boom mic in wooded area. Headline: Charlize Theron wins meat tray at Wonnie RSL.

Hollywood Comes to The Shire to Film Netflix Apex Film: Charlize Theron Wins Meat Tray at Wonnie RSL

Feb 212 min read

NRL Sharks & Panthers Take Vegas: The Hangover 4 Film Practically Writes Itself

NRL Sharks & Panthers Take Vegas: The Hangover 4 Film Practically Writes Itself

NRL Sharks & Panthers Take Vegas: The Hangover 4 Film Practically Writes Itself

Feb 192 min read

Male and Female Couple kissing on a train platform, with text about train strikes on Valentine's Day. Background shows train tracks and station signs. Romantic mood.

Male and Female Couple kissing on a train platform, with text about train strikes on Valentine's Day. Background shows train tracks and station signs. Romantic mood.

Love Delayed is Love Found: Train Strikes Return for Valentine’s Day Special

Feb 142 min read

News headline about Woronora's Chinese restaurant getting a posthumous Michelin star. Background shows the Woronora RSL building and War Memorial in the car park

News headline about Woronora's Chinese restaurant getting a posthumous Michelin star. Background shows the Woronora RSL building and War Memorial in the car park

Woronora’s Legendary Chinese Restaurant Awarded Posthumous Michelin Star—Locals Say ‘About Time!’

Feb 32 min read

Street view of Box Road Jannali and another insert photo with a cap and bumper sticker labelled "JANNALI: living the dream." Headline reads "Casino Precinct to Replace Whatever’s Left."

Street view of Box Road Jannali and another insert photo with a cap and bumper sticker labelled "JANNALI: living the dream." Headline reads "Casino Precinct to Replace Whatever’s Left."

Jannali’s Next Big Gamble: Casino Precinct to Replace Whatever’s Left in Jannali's Masterplan

Feb 22 min read

Commuters at Sutherland Station notice someone wearing unique leather-toed shoes. The mood is surprised. Text: Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Commuters at Sutherland Station notice someone wearing unique leather-toed shoes. The mood is surprised. Text: Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Commuter Causes Stir at Sutherland Station with Outrageous Leather-Toed Shoes

Jan 292 min read

Film crew setups outside Rydges hotel by the beach at sunset. Headline: "BREAKING: The White Lotus Rumoured To Be Eyeing Rydges Cronulla."

Film crew setups outside Rydges hotel by the beach at sunset. Headline: "BREAKING: The White Lotus Rumoured To Be Eyeing Rydges Cronulla."

Rumor Mill: The White Lotus Eyeing Rydges Cronulla for Next Season

Jan 272 min read

Newspaper headline about a Kareela man fast-tracking pedestrian lights. Below, the intersection of Freya Street and Bates Drive Kareela, with traffic lights, a blue sky, and cars.

Newspaper headline about a Kareela man fast-tracking pedestrian lights. Below, the intersection of Freya Street and Bates Drive Kareela, with traffic lights, a blue sky, and cars.

Kareela Man Unlocks Secret to Fast-Track Pedestrian Lights: ‘I’m Practically a Traffic Whisperer’

Jan 242 min read

Woman in yellow and green olympic tracksuit raises arms on stage to large beach crowd. Text: "Olympic Breakdancer to Headline Australia's Day Festivities".

Woman in yellow and green olympic tracksuit raises arms on stage to large beach crowd. Text: "Olympic Breakdancer to Headline Australia's Day Festivities".

Olympic Breakdancer Ray Gun to Headline Shire's Australia Day Festivities

Jan 192 min read

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