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Sutherland Shire Gazette Journalists Unable to Type This Week After Fingers Officially Declare It 'Too Bloody Cold'.

Jun 72 min read

NSW Blues Women's Team featured with rugby balls, set against a backdrop of Heathcote Road. Headline text: NSW Blues Womens Team Look to Seal 2025 Origin Series Tonight - and Voted to Fix Heathcote Road While They're At it.

NSW Blues Women's Team featured with rugby balls, set against a backdrop of Heathcote Road. Headline text: NSW Blues Womens Team Look to Seal 2025 Origin Series Tonight - and Voted to Fix Heathcote Road While They're At it.

NSW Blues Womens Team Look to Seal 2025 State of Origin Series Tonight - and Voted to Fix Heathcote Road While They’re At It.

May 291 min read

Metro Petroleum Jannali fuel station with pumps closed. Sign shows fuel prices. Headline Text: Locals enter fuel mourning as metro jannali shuts pumps: we're not ready for reddy. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Metro Petroleum Jannali fuel station with pumps closed. Sign shows fuel prices. Headline Text: Locals enter fuel mourning as metro jannali shuts pumps: we're not ready for reddy. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Locals Enter Fuel Mourning as Metro Jannali Shuts Pumps: ‘We’re Not Ready for Reddy’

May 272 min read

ET Phone Home - NSWRL Star Hall of Fame Calls, Shire Wonders What Took So Long

May 232 min read

Prince Street North Cronulla carpark and beach on a sunny day with cars parked. Headline: Just in: North Cronulla Locals Demand Fortified Wall to Keep Out “Nighttime Nuisances” and P-Platers With Loud Spotify Playlists. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Prince Street North Cronulla carpark and beach on a sunny day with cars parked. Headline: Just in: North Cronulla Locals Demand Fortified Wall to Keep Out “Nighttime Nuisances” and P-Platers With Loud Spotify Playlists. Sutherland Shire Gazette

North Cronulla Locals Demand Fortified Wall to Keep Out “Nighttime Nuisances” and P-Platers With Loud Spotify Playlists

May 212 min read

Yellow train on tracks amid city buildings. Headline text: "Who's Laughing Now?: Shire Commuter Revel as Sydney Rail Chaos Vindicates Their Long Commute. Sutherland Shire Gazette name visible.

Yellow train on tracks amid city buildings. Headline text: "Who's Laughing Now?: Shire Commuter Revel as Sydney Rail Chaos Vindicates Their Long Commute. Sutherland Shire Gazette name visible.

“Who's Laughing Now?”: Shire Commuters Revel as Sydney Rail Chaos Vindicates Their Long Commutes

May 211 min read

“I Did My Part for Road Safety”: Local Driver Feels Deeply Fulfilled After Honking at L-Plater Half a Second After Light Turns Green

May 201 min read

Front door scene with grocery bags labeled Coles. Headline: "We've got your lube, Tim!: Shire rcommunity Facebook Page Explodes after yet another misdelivered grocery order.Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Front door scene with grocery bags labeled Coles. Headline: "We've got your lube, Tim!: Shire rcommunity Facebook Page Explodes after yet another misdelivered grocery order.Sutherland Shire Gazette.

“We’ve Got Your Lube, Scott!”: Shire Facebook Community Page Explodes After Yet Another Misdelivered Grocery Order

May 191 min read

Stack of Amazon boxes outside a house with a grey door and plants. Headline reads: Local woman accidentally outs her amazon habit after delivery driver invites family to his wedding. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Stack of Amazon boxes outside a house with a grey door and plants. Headline reads: Local woman accidentally outs her amazon habit after delivery driver invites family to his wedding. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Local Woman Accidentally Outs Her Amazon Habit After Delivery Driver Invites Family to His Wedding

May 162 min read

Person scrolling Facebook Marketplace on phone. Headline reads: "Local Hero Posts 'No Time Wasters' on Marketplace Listing, Immediately Wastes Everyone Time..." by Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Person scrolling Facebook Marketplace on phone. Headline reads: "Local Hero Posts 'No Time Wasters' on Marketplace Listing, Immediately Wastes Everyone Time..." by Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Local Hero Posts ‘No Time Wasters’ on Facebook Marketplace Listing, Immediately Wastes Everyone’s Time

May 152 min read

Group at table reacting to trivia, beer, and food. Headline: "Local Trivia Night Erupts After 'I Could Care Less' Comment Sparks Linguistic Civil War."

Group at table reacting to trivia, beer, and food. Headline: "Local Trivia Night Erupts After 'I Could Care Less' Comment Sparks Linguistic Civil War."

Local Pub Trivia Night Erupts After ‘I Could Care Less’ Comment Sparks Linguistic Civil War

May 142 min read

Woman sits in cinema seat holding wine, wearing a cap. Headline reads: Caringbah Mum Fakes Her Own Disappearance to Avoid Mothers Day Lunch with In-Laws.

Woman sits in cinema seat holding wine, wearing a cap. Headline reads: Caringbah Mum Fakes Her Own Disappearance to Avoid Mothers Day Lunch with In-Laws.

Caringbah Mum Fakes Her Own Disappearance to Avoid Mother’s Day Lunch with In-Laws

May 112 min read

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