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Dachshund Dog in hat reaching up to microphone before "Skeetas South" sign amid fog. Text: Trevor missing after e-bike incident. Theme: news and humor.

Dachshund Dog in hat reaching up to microphone before "Skeetas South" sign amid fog. Text: Trevor missing after e-bike incident. Theme: news and humor.

BREAKING: Trevor Missing After Skeetas Meltdown - Reputation in Crisis as E-Bike Ankle Nipping Allegations Emerge

Nov 182 min read

Woman in a car with a determined look. Headline above reads, ‘Didn’t Ask, Don’t Care’: Shire Woman Officially Enters Perimenopause Era, Declares It a Liberation Movement. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Woman in a car with a determined look. Headline above reads, ‘Didn’t Ask, Don’t Care’: Shire Woman Officially Enters Perimenopause Era, Declares It a Liberation Movement. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

‘Didn’t Ask, Don’t Care’: Shire Woman Officially Enters Perimenopause Era, Declares It a Liberation Movement

Nov 171 min read

Beach scene with adults and children in pink and orange vests running into the waves at Nippers. Headline: Shire Parents hit “Nippers Fatigue” But Will Continue Pretending Everything is Fine Until March. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Beach scene with adults and children in pink and orange vests running into the waves at Nippers. Headline: Shire Parents hit “Nippers Fatigue” But Will Continue Pretending Everything is Fine Until March. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

SPECIAL REPORT: Shire Parents Officially Hit “Nippers Fatigue” — But Will Continue Pretending Everything Is Fine Until March

Nov 162 min read

BREAKING: Local Couple Locked in Covert Smuggling War — Guitar Pedals and Craft Vinyl at Centre of Domestic Deception

Nov 142 min read

Man in a bright vest rides an e-bike on a sunny road. A crate with greens is on the back. Headline: Search underway for missing retired local man last seen eastbound on Captain Cook Drive - estimated arrival sunday.

Man in a bright vest rides an e-bike on a sunny road. A crate with greens is on the back. Headline: Search underway for missing retired local man last seen eastbound on Captain Cook Drive - estimated arrival sunday.

BREAKING: Search Underway for Retired Local Man Last Seen On E-Bike Heading Eastbound on Captain Cook Drive - Estimated Arrival, Sunday.

Nov 132 min read

EXCLUSIVE: More Dumbbells and Kettles Than Parking Spaces - Sutherland Shire Council To Declare “Protected Muscle Zone” for Kirrawee and Taren Point.

EXCLUSIVE: More Dumbbells and Kettles Than Parking Spaces - Sutherland Shire Council To Declare “Protected Muscle Zone” for Kirrawee and Taren Point.

EXCLUSIVE: More Dumbbells and Kettles Than Parking Spaces - Sutherland Shire Council To Declare “Protected Muscle Zone” for Kirrawee and Taren Point.

Nov 101 min read

Concert stage with vibrant lights, large crowd, and a scenic backdrop. Headline: Shire Residents return from Oasis concert, now declaring 2025 best year since 1998.

Concert stage with vibrant lights, large crowd, and a scenic backdrop. Headline: Shire Residents return from Oasis concert, now declaring 2025 best year since 1998.

UPDATE: Shire Residents Returning from Oasis Concert Now Declaring 2025 ‘Best Year Since 1998’

Nov 92 min read

BREAKING: Shire Man’s 3-Hour Quest for Cash Exposes Grim Truth — Cash Is King, But the Kingdom’s Gone

Nov 52 min read

Trevor the Dachshund wearing an "OASIS" harness howling on a red mat in a mall. Nearby, a hat with money. Text: "EXCLUSIVE: Trevor the Dachshund Discovered Busking in Cronulla Mall - Claims Local Bands would be lucky to have him." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Trevor the Dachshund wearing an "OASIS" harness howling on a red mat in a mall. Nearby, a hat with money. Text: "EXCLUSIVE: Trevor the Dachshund Discovered Busking in Cronulla Mall - Claims Local Bands would be lucky to have him." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

EXCLUSIVE: Trevor the Dachshund Discovered Busking in Cronulla Mall — Claims Local Bands Would Be “Lucky to Have Him”

Nov 42 min read

Channel-billed cuckoo on a branch, blue-gray feathers, with headline about their noisy return. Background has eucalyptus leaves. Headline: ‘Make It Stop’: Channel-Billed Cuckoos Return from Papua New Guinea Holiday to Terrorise the Shire Once Again. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Channel-billed cuckoo on a branch, blue-gray feathers, with headline about their noisy return. Background has eucalyptus leaves. Headline: ‘Make It Stop’: Channel-Billed Cuckoos Return from Papua New Guinea Holiday to Terrorise the Shire Once Again. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

‘Make It Stop’: Channel-Billed Cuckoos Return from Papua New Guinea Holiday to Terrorise the Shire Once Again

Nov 31 min read

Locals Call for Dedicated ‘Wheelie Lane’ Across Captain Cook Bridge to Support Youth Innovation

Oct 271 min read

Croydon Street Carpark entrance with blue sign, max clearance warning. Text highlights parking space hoax, locals seek evidence. Headline: Inside the Croydon Street Cronulla Car Park Hoax - Sign Still Claiming 405 Spaces Available - Locals Demand Proof. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Croydon Street Carpark entrance with blue sign, max clearance warning. Text highlights parking space hoax, locals seek evidence. Headline: Inside the Croydon Street Cronulla Car Park Hoax - Sign Still Claiming 405 Spaces Available - Locals Demand Proof. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

EXCLUSIVE: Inside the Croydon Street Cronulla Car Park Hoax - Sign Still Claiming 405 Spaces Available - Locals Demand Proof.

Oct 251 min read

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