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Overgrown area with piled shopping trolleys. Headline text: "Rumours of Official Shopping Trolley Memorial at Local Dump Site - Lest We Wheel." Sutherland Shire Gazette

Overgrown area with piled shopping trolleys. Headline text: "Rumours of Official Shopping Trolley Memorial at Local Dump Site - Lest We Wheel." Sutherland Shire Gazette

Headline: Rumours of Official Shopping Trolley Memorial at Local Dump Site: “Lest We Wheel”

May 261 min read

Audley Weir reopens as water recedes. Road is clear; trees line the background. Headline reads: "Freedom Flows Again: Audley Weir Reopens Today Holding Bundeena and Maianbar Hostage With a Puddle.

Audley Weir reopens as water recedes. Road is clear; trees line the background. Headline reads: "Freedom Flows Again: Audley Weir Reopens Today Holding Bundeena and Maianbar Hostage With a Puddle.

Freedom Flows Again: Audley Weir Reopens After Holding Bundeena and Maianbar Hostage With a Puddle

May 252 min read

ET Phone Home - NSWRL Star Hall of Fame Calls, Shire Wonders What Took So Long

May 232 min read

Prince Street North Cronulla carpark and beach on a sunny day with cars parked. Headline: Just in: North Cronulla Locals Demand Fortified Wall to Keep Out “Nighttime Nuisances” and P-Platers With Loud Spotify Playlists. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Prince Street North Cronulla carpark and beach on a sunny day with cars parked. Headline: Just in: North Cronulla Locals Demand Fortified Wall to Keep Out “Nighttime Nuisances” and P-Platers With Loud Spotify Playlists. Sutherland Shire Gazette

North Cronulla Locals Demand Fortified Wall to Keep Out “Nighttime Nuisances” and P-Platers With Loud Spotify Playlists

May 212 min read

Yellow train on tracks amid city buildings. Headline text: "Who's Laughing Now?: Shire Commuter Revel as Sydney Rail Chaos Vindicates Their Long Commute. Sutherland Shire Gazette name visible.

Yellow train on tracks amid city buildings. Headline text: "Who's Laughing Now?: Shire Commuter Revel as Sydney Rail Chaos Vindicates Their Long Commute. Sutherland Shire Gazette name visible.

“Who's Laughing Now?”: Shire Commuters Revel as Sydney Rail Chaos Vindicates Their Long Commutes

May 211 min read

“I Did My Part for Road Safety”: Local Driver Feels Deeply Fulfilled After Honking at L-Plater Half a Second After Light Turns Green

May 201 min read

Front door scene with grocery bags labeled Coles. Headline: "We've got your lube, Tim!: Shire rcommunity Facebook Page Explodes after yet another misdelivered grocery order.Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Front door scene with grocery bags labeled Coles. Headline: "We've got your lube, Tim!: Shire rcommunity Facebook Page Explodes after yet another misdelivered grocery order.Sutherland Shire Gazette.

“We’ve Got Your Lube, Scott!”: Shire Facebook Community Page Explodes After Yet Another Misdelivered Grocery Order

May 191 min read

Four men stand on a boat, overlooking a river lined with trees. Headline: "Totally Normal Behaviour"": Shire Locals Stunned That Men in 20's Who Bought Half Millian Dollar Boat Werent Just Really Good at Crypto. Text includes Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Four men stand on a boat, overlooking a river lined with trees. Headline: "Totally Normal Behaviour"": Shire Locals Stunned That Men in 20's Who Bought Half Millian Dollar Boat Werent Just Really Good at Crypto. Text includes Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Totally Normal Behaviour”: Shire Locals Stunned That Men in 20s Who Bought Half-Million Dollar Boat Weren’t Just ‘Really Good at Crypto’

May 181 min read

Stack of Amazon boxes outside a house with a grey door and plants. Headline reads: Local woman accidentally outs her amazon habit after delivery driver invites family to his wedding. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Stack of Amazon boxes outside a house with a grey door and plants. Headline reads: Local woman accidentally outs her amazon habit after delivery driver invites family to his wedding. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Local Woman Accidentally Outs Her Amazon Habit After Delivery Driver Invites Family to His Wedding

May 162 min read

Person scrolling Facebook Marketplace on phone. Headline reads: "Local Hero Posts 'No Time Wasters' on Marketplace Listing, Immediately Wastes Everyone Time..." by Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Person scrolling Facebook Marketplace on phone. Headline reads: "Local Hero Posts 'No Time Wasters' on Marketplace Listing, Immediately Wastes Everyone Time..." by Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Local Hero Posts ‘No Time Wasters’ on Facebook Marketplace Listing, Immediately Wastes Everyone’s Time

May 152 min read

A tin shed and tall suspicious plants in a garden are shown. Sutherland Shire Gazette text: Headline: Its definitely about me: Woronora Heights Uni Student Convinced PolAir Chopper is Targetting His Backyard Botany Project.

A tin shed and tall suspicious plants in a garden are shown. Sutherland Shire Gazette text: Headline: Its definitely about me: Woronora Heights Uni Student Convinced PolAir Chopper is Targetting His Backyard Botany Project.

"Its Definitely About Me": Woronora Heights Uni Student Convinced PolAir Chopper is Targetting His Backyard 'Botany Project'.

May 122 min read

Woman sits in cinema seat holding wine, wearing a cap. Headline reads: Caringbah Mum Fakes Her Own Disappearance to Avoid Mothers Day Lunch with In-Laws.

Woman sits in cinema seat holding wine, wearing a cap. Headline reads: Caringbah Mum Fakes Her Own Disappearance to Avoid Mothers Day Lunch with In-Laws.

Caringbah Mum Fakes Her Own Disappearance to Avoid Mother’s Day Lunch with In-Laws

May 112 min read

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