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Dachshund dog sits near a "Regal Removals" truck in a coastal street beside luxury apartments. Headline: "Cronulla Dachshund Pulls Off Real Estate Coup: Trevor Moves Into Rostrevor Street Penthouse, Declares Himself King".

Dachshund dog sits near a "Regal Removals" truck in a coastal street beside luxury apartments. Headline: "Cronulla Dachshund Pulls Off Real Estate Coup: Trevor Moves Into Rostrevor Street Penthouse, Declares Himself King".

Cronulla Dachshund Pulls Off Real Estate Coup: Trevor Moves Into Rostrevor Street Penthouse, Declares Himself King

Aug 261 min read

Soggy newspaper in plastic on asphalt driveway. Visible foot, moody tone.Headline Text: "Soggy But Sacred - Shire Man Defends His Birthright. The Right to Receive Newspaper He'll Never Read." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Soggy newspaper in plastic on asphalt driveway. Visible foot, moody tone.Headline Text: "Soggy But Sacred - Shire Man Defends His Birthright. The Right to Receive Newspaper He'll Never Read." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Soggy but Sacred - Shire Man Defends His Birthright. The Right to Receive a Newspaper He’ll Never Read

Aug 252 min read

Person walking a dog on a sunny sutherland shire suburban street lined with blooming jacaranda trees. Headline Text says, "Sun Spotted Over the Shire - REsidents Unsure Whether to Rejoince or Call the SES". Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Person walking a dog on a sunny sutherland shire suburban street lined with blooming jacaranda trees. Headline Text says, "Sun Spotted Over the Shire - REsidents Unsure Whether to Rejoince or Call the SES". Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Sun Spotted Over the Sutherland Shire - Residents Unsure Whether to Rejoice or Call the SES

Aug 241 min read

Deer with antler stands in lush suburban garden, trees in background, compost heap and veggie patch. Headline Text: "EXCLUSIVE: Inner West Escapee Buys 'Dream Home With Land' in Grays Point, Immediately Confronted by Giant Deer and Existential Crisis." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Deer with antler stands in lush suburban garden, trees in background, compost heap and veggie patch. Headline Text: "EXCLUSIVE: Inner West Escapee Buys 'Dream Home With Land' in Grays Point, Immediately Confronted by Giant Deer and Existential Crisis." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Inner West Escapee Buys ‘Dream Home with Land’ in Grays Point, Immediately Confronted by Giant Deer and Existential Crisis

Aug 221 min read

Computer Generate Image of a large ornate mansion with a fountain with luxury car in driveway. Headline Text: " What Was He Thinking? Barden Ridge Bloke Builds Bond Villian Lair in the Last Place You'd Expect.." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Computer Generate Image of a large ornate mansion with a fountain with luxury car in driveway. Headline Text: " What Was He Thinking? Barden Ridge Bloke Builds Bond Villian Lair in the Last Place You'd Expect.." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

What Was He Thinking? Barden Ridge Bloke Builds Bond Villain Lair in the Last Place You’d Expect

Aug 202 min read

Children in colorful book week costumes walking in a Book Week parade. Parents clap nearby. Headline Text: "Book Week Costume ‘Made By Year 1 Student’ Clearly Crafted By Sleep-Deprived Parents With Too Much To Prove." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Children in colorful book week costumes walking in a Book Week parade. Parents clap nearby. Headline Text: "Book Week Costume ‘Made By Year 1 Student’ Clearly Crafted By Sleep-Deprived Parents With Too Much To Prove." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Book Week Parade Costume ‘Made By Year 1 Student’ Clearly Crafted By Sleep-Deprived Parents With Too Much To Prove.

Aug 181 min read

Sutherland Shire Officially Plunged Into Lawn-Mowing Frenzy As Sun Finally Emerges - Mowers Heard Roaring Louder Than Cockatoos

Aug 172 min read

Street at night with blue lights along driveways, tree-lined road. Text: "Driveway Disco Fever Hits Shire as Residents Mistake Suburbia for Outback Station. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Street at night with blue lights along driveways, tree-lined road. Text: "Driveway Disco Fever Hits Shire as Residents Mistake Suburbia for Outback Station. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Blue Light Driveway Disco Fever Hits Shire as Residents Mistake Suburbia for Outback Station

Aug 162 min read

Shuttered glass entrance of "Caringbah Marketplace" Headline Text: Aldi Pulls Out, Sutherland Shire Gazette Steps In - Our Haunted Caringbah Marketplace Joke Now Shaping Shire Development Plans According to Major News Outlets. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Shuttered glass entrance of "Caringbah Marketplace" Headline Text: Aldi Pulls Out, Sutherland Shire Gazette Steps In - Our Haunted Caringbah Marketplace Joke Now Shaping Shire Development Plans According to Major News Outlets. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Aldi Pulls Out, Sutherland Shire Gazette Steps In - Our Haunted Caringbah Marketplace Joke Now Shaping Shire Development Plans According to Major News Outlets

Aug 142 min read

Four women chat over drinks at a beachside cafe. Headline Text: Öne of Us": Non-Shire Woman Uses DNA Test To Breach High School Friendship Fortress. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Four women chat over drinks at a beachside cafe. Headline Text: Öne of Us": Non-Shire Woman Uses DNA Test To Breach High School Friendship Fortress. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

“One of Us” - Non-Shire Woman Uses DNA Test to Breach High School Friendship Fortress

Aug 112 min read

Large pothole on a road with puddles, surrounded by cracked asphalt. Headline text reads: Shire Pothles Now So Big Council Considering Sister City Agreement with Narnia

Large pothole on a road with puddles, surrounded by cracked asphalt. Headline text reads: Shire Pothles Now So Big Council Considering Sister City Agreement with Narnia

Shire Potholes Now So Big Council Considering Sister City Agreement With Narnia

Aug 101 min read

Barista pours coffee, woman hands a pastry to a customer in a busy cafe. Headline text reads: Just give me a large - Local Man shaken by one size fits alll coffee policy

Barista pours coffee, woman hands a pastry to a customer in a busy cafe. Headline text reads: Just give me a large - Local Man shaken by one size fits alll coffee policy

“Just Give Me a Large”: Local Man Shaken by One-Size-Fits-All Coffee Policy

Aug 92 min read

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