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Mass Shire Exodus to Bali: Child-Free Flee the Children, Parents Flee the Peak Prices

Sep 19, 20251 min read

Shire Lobby Group Demands Council Legislate Cushion Caps Before Beds Disappear Altogether

Sep 15, 20251 min read

View from como rail bridge across Georges River at sunset, Sky with clouds and sun over the river. Headline Text: "Collective Exhale Detected as Commuters Cross Como Bridge, Officially 'Home'Even if Still 20 Minutes From Driveway. Sutherland Shire Gazette."

View from como rail bridge across Georges River at sunset, Sky with clouds and sun over the river. Headline Text: "Collective Exhale Detected as Commuters Cross Como Bridge, Officially 'Home'Even if Still 20 Minutes From Driveway. Sutherland Shire Gazette."

Collective Exhale Detected as Commuters Cross Como Bridge, Officially ‘Home’ Even if Still 20 Minutes From Driveway

Sep 12, 20251 min read

A mysterious suburb search sign posted on telegraph pole shows kangaroos and reads "Have You Seen Sunny Glen?" Tree-lined suburban street. Headline text reads: EXCLUSIVE INVESTIGATION: The Shire Suburb No Map Will Show You - Inside the Hunt For Sunny Glen. Locals Demand Answers." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

A mysterious suburb search sign posted on telegraph pole shows kangaroos and reads "Have You Seen Sunny Glen?" Tree-lined suburban street. Headline text reads: EXCLUSIVE INVESTIGATION: The Shire Suburb No Map Will Show You - Inside the Hunt For Sunny Glen. Locals Demand Answers." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

EXCLUSIVE INVESTIGATION: The Shire Suburb No Map Will Show You - Inside the Hunt For Sunny Glen. Locals Demand Answers.

Sep 11, 20252 min read

A dachshund with glasses sits at a table with five serious adults. Papers and a binder are on the table. Caption reads: "Trevor declares war on strata committee, rostrevor st braces for impact."

A dachshund with glasses sits at a table with five serious adults. Papers and a binder are on the table. Caption reads: "Trevor declares war on strata committee, rostrevor st braces for impact."

Trevor the Dachshund Declares War on Strata Committee, Rostrevor St Braces for Impact

Sep 9, 20252 min read

Father's Day Exclusive: Family Begs For Amnesty After Dad Deploys Full Arsenal of Dad Jokes Before Noon

Sep 7, 20251 min read

Local Woman Torn Between Love and Larceny After Discovering Boyfriend’s Entire Glassware Collection Is Stolen and Recycled

Sep 3, 20251 min read

Family Holds Breath for Days Over Mum’s Spicy Message Teaser - Only for Her to Forget Entire Thing

Aug 31, 20252 min read

Shire Woman Hires Private Investigator After Hairdresser Disappears Without Trace

Aug 29, 20251 min read

Wedding cake with "T&T" topper, surrounded by pink and white flowers, in front of floral backdrop. Text: Taylor Swift engagement has absolutely nothing to do with the Shire - but we're posting about it anyway so we dont feel left out. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Wedding cake with "T&T" topper, surrounded by pink and white flowers, in front of floral backdrop. Text: Taylor Swift engagement has absolutely nothing to do with the Shire - but we're posting about it anyway so we dont feel left out. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

BREAKING: Taylor Swift’s Engagement Has Absolutely Nothing To Do With The Shire - But We’re Posting About It Anyway So We Dont Feel Left Out

Aug 28, 20251 min read

Dachshund dog sits near a "Regal Removals" truck in a coastal street beside luxury apartments. Headline: "Cronulla Dachshund Pulls Off Real Estate Coup: Trevor Moves Into Rostrevor Street Penthouse, Declares Himself King".

Dachshund dog sits near a "Regal Removals" truck in a coastal street beside luxury apartments. Headline: "Cronulla Dachshund Pulls Off Real Estate Coup: Trevor Moves Into Rostrevor Street Penthouse, Declares Himself King".

Cronulla Dachshund Pulls Off Real Estate Coup: Trevor Moves Into Rostrevor Street Penthouse, Declares Himself King

Aug 26, 20251 min read

Soggy newspaper in plastic on asphalt driveway. Visible foot, moody tone.Headline Text: "Soggy But Sacred - Shire Man Defends His Birthright. The Right to Receive Newspaper He'll Never Read." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Soggy newspaper in plastic on asphalt driveway. Visible foot, moody tone.Headline Text: "Soggy But Sacred - Shire Man Defends His Birthright. The Right to Receive Newspaper He'll Never Read." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Soggy but Sacred - Shire Man Defends His Birthright. The Right to Receive a Newspaper He’ll Never Read

Aug 25, 20252 min read

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