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Person walking a dog on a sunny sutherland shire suburban street lined with blooming jacaranda trees. Headline Text says, "Sun Spotted Over the Shire - REsidents Unsure Whether to Rejoince or Call the SES". Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Person walking a dog on a sunny sutherland shire suburban street lined with blooming jacaranda trees. Headline Text says, "Sun Spotted Over the Shire - REsidents Unsure Whether to Rejoince or Call the SES". Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Sun Spotted Over the Sutherland Shire - Residents Unsure Whether to Rejoice or Call the SES

Aug 24, 20251 min read

Deer with antler stands in lush suburban garden, trees in background, compost heap and veggie patch. Headline Text: "EXCLUSIVE: Inner West Escapee Buys 'Dream Home With Land' in Grays Point, Immediately Confronted by Giant Deer and Existential Crisis." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Deer with antler stands in lush suburban garden, trees in background, compost heap and veggie patch. Headline Text: "EXCLUSIVE: Inner West Escapee Buys 'Dream Home With Land' in Grays Point, Immediately Confronted by Giant Deer and Existential Crisis." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Inner West Escapee Buys ‘Dream Home with Land’ in Grays Point, Immediately Confronted by Giant Deer and Existential Crisis

Aug 22, 20251 min read

Computer Generate Image of a large ornate mansion with a fountain with luxury car in driveway. Headline Text: " What Was He Thinking? Barden Ridge Bloke Builds Bond Villian Lair in the Last Place You'd Expect.." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Computer Generate Image of a large ornate mansion with a fountain with luxury car in driveway. Headline Text: " What Was He Thinking? Barden Ridge Bloke Builds Bond Villian Lair in the Last Place You'd Expect.." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

What Was He Thinking? Barden Ridge Bloke Builds Bond Villain Lair in the Last Place You’d Expect

Aug 20, 20252 min read

Children in colorful book week costumes walking in a Book Week parade. Parents clap nearby. Headline Text: "Book Week Costume ‘Made By Year 1 Student’ Clearly Crafted By Sleep-Deprived Parents With Too Much To Prove." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Children in colorful book week costumes walking in a Book Week parade. Parents clap nearby. Headline Text: "Book Week Costume ‘Made By Year 1 Student’ Clearly Crafted By Sleep-Deprived Parents With Too Much To Prove." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Book Week Parade Costume ‘Made By Year 1 Student’ Clearly Crafted By Sleep-Deprived Parents With Too Much To Prove.

Aug 18, 20251 min read

Sutherland Shire Officially Plunged Into Lawn-Mowing Frenzy As Sun Finally Emerges - Mowers Heard Roaring Louder Than Cockatoos

Aug 17, 20252 min read

Street at night with blue lights along driveways, tree-lined road. Text: "Driveway Disco Fever Hits Shire as Residents Mistake Suburbia for Outback Station. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Street at night with blue lights along driveways, tree-lined road. Text: "Driveway Disco Fever Hits Shire as Residents Mistake Suburbia for Outback Station. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Blue Light Driveway Disco Fever Hits Shire as Residents Mistake Suburbia for Outback Station

Aug 16, 20252 min read

Shuttered glass entrance of "Caringbah Marketplace" Headline Text: Aldi Pulls Out, Sutherland Shire Gazette Steps In - Our Haunted Caringbah Marketplace Joke Now Shaping Shire Development Plans According to Major News Outlets. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Shuttered glass entrance of "Caringbah Marketplace" Headline Text: Aldi Pulls Out, Sutherland Shire Gazette Steps In - Our Haunted Caringbah Marketplace Joke Now Shaping Shire Development Plans According to Major News Outlets. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Aldi Pulls Out, Sutherland Shire Gazette Steps In - Our Haunted Caringbah Marketplace Joke Now Shaping Shire Development Plans According to Major News Outlets

Aug 14, 20252 min read

Four women chat over drinks at a beachside cafe. Headline Text: Öne of Us": Non-Shire Woman Uses DNA Test To Breach High School Friendship Fortress. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Four women chat over drinks at a beachside cafe. Headline Text: Öne of Us": Non-Shire Woman Uses DNA Test To Breach High School Friendship Fortress. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

“One of Us” - Non-Shire Woman Uses DNA Test to Breach High School Friendship Fortress

Aug 11, 20252 min read

Large pothole on a road with puddles, surrounded by cracked asphalt. Headline text reads: Shire Pothles Now So Big Council Considering Sister City Agreement with Narnia

Large pothole on a road with puddles, surrounded by cracked asphalt. Headline text reads: Shire Pothles Now So Big Council Considering Sister City Agreement with Narnia

Shire Potholes Now So Big Council Considering Sister City Agreement With Narnia

Aug 10, 20251 min read

Barista pours coffee, woman hands a pastry to a customer in a busy cafe. Headline text reads: Just give me a large - Local Man shaken by one size fits alll coffee policy

Barista pours coffee, woman hands a pastry to a customer in a busy cafe. Headline text reads: Just give me a large - Local Man shaken by one size fits alll coffee policy

“Just Give Me a Large”: Local Man Shaken by One-Size-Fits-All Coffee Policy

Aug 9, 20252 min read

Newborns in a hospital nursery, nurses in the background. Text: Shire's Top Baby Boy Names for 2025 Revealed, Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Newborns in a hospital nursery, nurses in the background. Text: Shire's Top Baby Boy Names for 2025 Revealed, Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Shire’s Top Baby Boy Names for 2025 Revealed

Aug 6, 20251 min read

Dachshund sits indoors by rainy window with yellow, blue, and red raincoats hanging. Text above reads: "Trevor the Dachshund. Owns Three Raincoats, Still Refuses to Go Outside.."

Dachshund sits indoors by rainy window with yellow, blue, and red raincoats hanging. Text above reads: "Trevor the Dachshund. Owns Three Raincoats, Still Refuses to Go Outside.."

Trevor the Dachshund Owns Three Raincoats, Still Refuses to Go Outside

Aug 5, 20252 min read

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