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Image shows palm-lined street The Kingsway Cronulla, buildings, and clear sky. Headline reads: CRonulla in Mourning as Palm Trees Face the Chop. Locals Demand State Funeral for Fallen Fronds. Text includes "Sutherland Shire Gazette."

Image shows palm-lined street The Kingsway Cronulla, buildings, and clear sky. Headline reads: CRonulla in Mourning as Palm Trees Face the Chop. Locals Demand State Funeral for Fallen Fronds. Text includes "Sutherland Shire Gazette."

Cronulla in Mourning as Palm Trees Face the Chop: Locals Demand State Funeral for Fallen Fronds

Jun 12, 20252 min read

Freedom Backfires - Local Woman Retires, Immediately Declutters Husband’s Entire Garage ‘For Joy’

Jun 11, 20252 min read

Young Bloke on T4 Commute Recounts Vivid Trip Like It Was Antarctic Expedition, Mentions Frostbite and $280 Socks

Jun 10, 20252 min read

Kings Birthday Honours List Includes Two Shire Residents and One Seagull

Jun 9, 20251 min read

Sunday Pub Chat Unveils Monarchy Plot - "They All Have The Same Birthday, Don't They?"

Jun 8, 20252 min read

Sutherland Shire Gazette Journalists Unable to Type This Week After Fingers Officially Declare It 'Too Bloody Cold'.

Jun 7, 20252 min read

People gather near a colorful "Wheel of Fortune" at a council event. The mood is curious with a backdrop of a modern building. Headline": "Council Unveils Surprise Rezoning Plan: Residents Invited to Guess Their New Zoning.

People gather near a colorful "Wheel of Fortune" at a council event. The mood is curious with a backdrop of a modern building. Headline": "Council Unveils Surprise Rezoning Plan: Residents Invited to Guess Their New Zoning.

Sutherland Shire Council Unveils 'Surprise Rezoning' Plan: Residents Invited to Guess Their New Zoning

Jun 5, 20251 min read

Man in kitchen holding a cereal box with "Free Driver's License Inside!" text. Headline reads Shire Man officiiall confirmed to have received driver's license from cornflakes box. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Man in kitchen holding a cereal box with "Free Driver's License Inside!" text. Headline reads Shire Man officiiall confirmed to have received driver's license from cornflakes box. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

EXCLUSIVE: Shire Man Officially Confirmed to Have Received Drivers Licence from Cornflakes Box

May 31, 20251 min read

NSW Blues Women's Team featured with rugby balls, set against a backdrop of Heathcote Road. Headline text: NSW Blues Womens Team Look to Seal 2025 Origin Series Tonight - and Voted to Fix Heathcote Road While They're At it.

NSW Blues Women's Team featured with rugby balls, set against a backdrop of Heathcote Road. Headline text: NSW Blues Womens Team Look to Seal 2025 Origin Series Tonight - and Voted to Fix Heathcote Road While They're At it.

NSW Blues Womens Team Look to Seal 2025 State of Origin Series Tonight - and Voted to Fix Heathcote Road While They’re At It.

May 29, 20251 min read

Metro Petroleum Jannali fuel station with pumps closed. Sign shows fuel prices. Headline Text: Locals enter fuel mourning as metro jannali shuts pumps: we're not ready for reddy. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Metro Petroleum Jannali fuel station with pumps closed. Sign shows fuel prices. Headline Text: Locals enter fuel mourning as metro jannali shuts pumps: we're not ready for reddy. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Locals Enter Fuel Mourning as Metro Jannali Shuts Pumps: ‘We’re Not Ready for Reddy’

May 27, 20252 min read

Overgrown area with piled shopping trolleys. Headline text: "Rumours of Official Shopping Trolley Memorial at Local Dump Site - Lest We Wheel." Sutherland Shire Gazette

Overgrown area with piled shopping trolleys. Headline text: "Rumours of Official Shopping Trolley Memorial at Local Dump Site - Lest We Wheel." Sutherland Shire Gazette

Headline: Rumours of Official Shopping Trolley Memorial at Local Dump Site: “Lest We Wheel”

May 26, 20251 min read

Audley Weir reopens as water recedes. Road is clear; trees line the background. Headline reads: "Freedom Flows Again: Audley Weir Reopens Today Holding Bundeena and Maianbar Hostage With a Puddle.

Audley Weir reopens as water recedes. Road is clear; trees line the background. Headline reads: "Freedom Flows Again: Audley Weir Reopens Today Holding Bundeena and Maianbar Hostage With a Puddle.

Freedom Flows Again: Audley Weir Reopens After Holding Bundeena and Maianbar Hostage With a Puddle

May 25, 20252 min read

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