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Kings Birthday Honours List Includes Two Shire Residents and One Seagull

Jun 91 min read

Sunday Pub Chat Unveils Monarchy Plot - "They All Have The Same Birthday, Don't They?"

Jun 82 min read

Sutherland Shire Gazette Journalists Unable to Type This Week After Fingers Officially Declare It 'Too Bloody Cold'.

Jun 72 min read

People gather near a colorful "Wheel of Fortune" at a council event. The mood is curious with a backdrop of a modern building. Headline": "Council Unveils Surprise Rezoning Plan: Residents Invited to Guess Their New Zoning.

People gather near a colorful "Wheel of Fortune" at a council event. The mood is curious with a backdrop of a modern building. Headline": "Council Unveils Surprise Rezoning Plan: Residents Invited to Guess Their New Zoning.

Sutherland Shire Council Unveils 'Surprise Rezoning' Plan: Residents Invited to Guess Their New Zoning

Jun 51 min read

Man in kitchen holding a cereal box with "Free Driver's License Inside!" text. Headline reads Shire Man officiiall confirmed to have received driver's license from cornflakes box. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Man in kitchen holding a cereal box with "Free Driver's License Inside!" text. Headline reads Shire Man officiiall confirmed to have received driver's license from cornflakes box. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

EXCLUSIVE: Shire Man Officially Confirmed to Have Received Drivers Licence from Cornflakes Box

May 311 min read

NSW Blues Women's Team featured with rugby balls, set against a backdrop of Heathcote Road. Headline text: NSW Blues Womens Team Look to Seal 2025 Origin Series Tonight - and Voted to Fix Heathcote Road While They're At it.

NSW Blues Women's Team featured with rugby balls, set against a backdrop of Heathcote Road. Headline text: NSW Blues Womens Team Look to Seal 2025 Origin Series Tonight - and Voted to Fix Heathcote Road While They're At it.

NSW Blues Womens Team Look to Seal 2025 State of Origin Series Tonight - and Voted to Fix Heathcote Road While They’re At It.

May 291 min read

Metro Petroleum Jannali fuel station with pumps closed. Sign shows fuel prices. Headline Text: Locals enter fuel mourning as metro jannali shuts pumps: we're not ready for reddy. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Metro Petroleum Jannali fuel station with pumps closed. Sign shows fuel prices. Headline Text: Locals enter fuel mourning as metro jannali shuts pumps: we're not ready for reddy. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Locals Enter Fuel Mourning as Metro Jannali Shuts Pumps: ‘We’re Not Ready for Reddy’

May 272 min read

Overgrown area with piled shopping trolleys. Headline text: "Rumours of Official Shopping Trolley Memorial at Local Dump Site - Lest We Wheel." Sutherland Shire Gazette

Overgrown area with piled shopping trolleys. Headline text: "Rumours of Official Shopping Trolley Memorial at Local Dump Site - Lest We Wheel." Sutherland Shire Gazette

Headline: Rumours of Official Shopping Trolley Memorial at Local Dump Site: “Lest We Wheel”

May 261 min read

Audley Weir reopens as water recedes. Road is clear; trees line the background. Headline reads: "Freedom Flows Again: Audley Weir Reopens Today Holding Bundeena and Maianbar Hostage With a Puddle.

Audley Weir reopens as water recedes. Road is clear; trees line the background. Headline reads: "Freedom Flows Again: Audley Weir Reopens Today Holding Bundeena and Maianbar Hostage With a Puddle.

Freedom Flows Again: Audley Weir Reopens After Holding Bundeena and Maianbar Hostage With a Puddle

May 252 min read

ET Phone Home - NSWRL Star Hall of Fame Calls, Shire Wonders What Took So Long

May 232 min read

Prince Street North Cronulla carpark and beach on a sunny day with cars parked. Headline: Just in: North Cronulla Locals Demand Fortified Wall to Keep Out “Nighttime Nuisances” and P-Platers With Loud Spotify Playlists. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Prince Street North Cronulla carpark and beach on a sunny day with cars parked. Headline: Just in: North Cronulla Locals Demand Fortified Wall to Keep Out “Nighttime Nuisances” and P-Platers With Loud Spotify Playlists. Sutherland Shire Gazette

North Cronulla Locals Demand Fortified Wall to Keep Out “Nighttime Nuisances” and P-Platers With Loud Spotify Playlists

May 212 min read

Yellow train on tracks amid city buildings. Headline text: "Who's Laughing Now?: Shire Commuter Revel as Sydney Rail Chaos Vindicates Their Long Commute. Sutherland Shire Gazette name visible.

Yellow train on tracks amid city buildings. Headline text: "Who's Laughing Now?: Shire Commuter Revel as Sydney Rail Chaos Vindicates Their Long Commute. Sutherland Shire Gazette name visible.

“Who's Laughing Now?”: Shire Commuters Revel as Sydney Rail Chaos Vindicates Their Long Commutes

May 211 min read

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