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Trevor the Dachshund in sunglasses relaxes by a pool with a cocktail. Headlinetext reads: EXCLUSIVE: Trevor Breaks Silence on South Coast ‘Accommodation Incident,’ Insists It Was a Strategic Reset. Sutherland Shire Gazette. Relaxed summer vibe.

Trevor the Dachshund in sunglasses relaxes by a pool with a cocktail. Headlinetext reads: EXCLUSIVE: Trevor Breaks Silence on South Coast ‘Accommodation Incident,’ Insists It Was a Strategic Reset. Sutherland Shire Gazette. Relaxed summer vibe.

EXCLUSIVE: Trevor Breaks Silence on South Coast ‘Accommodation Incident,’ Insists It Was a Strategic Reset.

Jan 132 min read

Trevor the dachshund dog beside a large veggie burger and fries on a table outdoors. Text on image: Breaking news headline: BREAKING AFTERNOON EDITION: Trevor Located - Progress North Delayed by Milton Traffic and Celebrity Obligations. and Sutherland Shire Gazette info. Mood is humorous.

Trevor the dachshund dog beside a large veggie burger and fries on a table outdoors. Text on image: Breaking news headline: BREAKING AFTERNOON EDITION: Trevor Located - Progress North Delayed by Milton Traffic and Celebrity Obligations. and Sutherland Shire Gazette info. Mood is humorous.

BREAKING AFTERNOON EDITION: Trevor Located - Progress North Delayed by Milton Traffic and Celebrity Obligations.

Jan 81 min read

Concert stage with vibrant lights, large crowd, and a scenic backdrop. Headline: Shire Residents return from Oasis concert, now declaring 2025 best year since 1998.

Concert stage with vibrant lights, large crowd, and a scenic backdrop. Headline: Shire Residents return from Oasis concert, now declaring 2025 best year since 1998.

UPDATE: Shire Residents Returning from Oasis Concert Now Declaring 2025 ‘Best Year Since 1998’

Nov 9, 20252 min read

Trevor the Dachshund wearing an "OASIS" harness howling on a red mat in a mall. Nearby, a hat with money. Text: "EXCLUSIVE: Trevor the Dachshund Discovered Busking in Cronulla Mall - Claims Local Bands would be lucky to have him." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Trevor the Dachshund wearing an "OASIS" harness howling on a red mat in a mall. Nearby, a hat with money. Text: "EXCLUSIVE: Trevor the Dachshund Discovered Busking in Cronulla Mall - Claims Local Bands would be lucky to have him." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

EXCLUSIVE: Trevor the Dachshund Discovered Busking in Cronulla Mall — Claims Local Bands Would Be “Lucky to Have Him”

Nov 4, 20252 min read

Trevor the Dachshund Adjusts to Bachelor Life on Rostrevor Street - Neighbours Already Complaining About Noise, Smells, and Uber Eats Deliveries

Sep 2, 20252 min read

Dachshund dog sits near a "Regal Removals" truck in a coastal street beside luxury apartments. Headline: "Cronulla Dachshund Pulls Off Real Estate Coup: Trevor Moves Into Rostrevor Street Penthouse, Declares Himself King".

Dachshund dog sits near a "Regal Removals" truck in a coastal street beside luxury apartments. Headline: "Cronulla Dachshund Pulls Off Real Estate Coup: Trevor Moves Into Rostrevor Street Penthouse, Declares Himself King".

Cronulla Dachshund Pulls Off Real Estate Coup: Trevor Moves Into Rostrevor Street Penthouse, Declares Himself King

Aug 26, 20251 min read

Dachshund in a surbuan garden, surrounded by greenery and red bottlebursh flowers. Headline text: "Cronulla Dachshund Trevor Accuses Owner of ábandonment' Afeter Being Left With Shire's Fairy Godmother in Inferior Postcode. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Dachshund in a surbuan garden, surrounded by greenery and red bottlebursh flowers. Headline text: "Cronulla Dachshund Trevor Accuses Owner of ábandonment' Afeter Being Left With Shire's Fairy Godmother in Inferior Postcode. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Cronulla Dachshund Trevor Accuses Owner of “Abandonment” After Being Left With Shire’s Fairy Godmother in Inferior Postcode

Aug 19, 20252 min read

Vet doctor with stethoscope smiles at brown dachshund on clinic table. Headline Text above: "JUST IN: Cronulla Dachshund Trevor Diagnoses Owner With Rare Condition - "She cant function wihtout me"". Sutherland Shire Gazette

Vet doctor with stethoscope smiles at brown dachshund on clinic table. Headline Text above: "JUST IN: Cronulla Dachshund Trevor Diagnoses Owner With Rare Condition - "She cant function wihtout me"". Sutherland Shire Gazette

Cronulla Dachshund Trevor Diagnoses Owner With Rare Condition: “She Can’t Function Without Me”

Aug 12, 20252 min read

Dachshund sits indoors by rainy window with yellow, blue, and red raincoats hanging. Text above reads: "Trevor the Dachshund. Owns Three Raincoats, Still Refuses to Go Outside.."

Dachshund sits indoors by rainy window with yellow, blue, and red raincoats hanging. Text above reads: "Trevor the Dachshund. Owns Three Raincoats, Still Refuses to Go Outside.."

Trevor the Dachshund Owns Three Raincoats, Still Refuses to Go Outside

Aug 5, 20252 min read

Local Dachshund Trevor Posts on Reddit’s ‘AITA’ – Seeks Validation Over Household Power Struggle

Local Dachshund Trevor Posts on Reddit’s ‘AITA’ – Seeks Validation Over Household Power Struggle

Local Dachshund Trevor Posts on Reddit’s ‘AITA’ – Seeks Validation Over Household Power Struggle

Jul 29, 20252 min read

Dachshund wearing aviator sunglasses lounges poolside on a chair with a cocktail nearby. Background includes colorful pool floats. Text headline reads "Local dog trevor only answers to "the alpha" now - Jess Palmer's Household plunged into constitutional crisis. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Dachshund wearing aviator sunglasses lounges poolside on a chair with a cocktail nearby. Background includes colorful pool floats. Text headline reads "Local dog trevor only answers to "the alpha" now - Jess Palmer's Household plunged into constitutional crisis. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Local Dachshund Dog Trevor Only Answers to “The Alpha” Now – Jess Palmer’s Household Plunged Into Constitutional Crisis

Jul 22, 20252 min read

"I just wanted to sit down"- Dave Speaks Out After Being Dumped for Trevor the Sausage Dog

Jul 15, 20252 min read

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