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Trevor the Dachshund Adjusts to Bachelor Life on Rostrevor Street - Neighbours Already Complaining About Noise, Smells, and Uber Eats Deliveries

Sep 22 min read

Scenes of Chaos as Caringbah Couple’s Long-Awaited Child-Free Date Night Implodes

Aug 302 min read

Soggy newspaper in plastic on asphalt driveway. Visible foot, moody tone.Headline Text: "Soggy But Sacred - Shire Man Defends His Birthright. The Right to Receive Newspaper He'll Never Read." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Soggy newspaper in plastic on asphalt driveway. Visible foot, moody tone.Headline Text: "Soggy But Sacred - Shire Man Defends His Birthright. The Right to Receive Newspaper He'll Never Read." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Soggy but Sacred - Shire Man Defends His Birthright. The Right to Receive a Newspaper He’ll Never Read

Aug 252 min read

Four women chat over drinks at a beachside cafe. Headline Text: Öne of Us": Non-Shire Woman Uses DNA Test To Breach High School Friendship Fortress. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Four women chat over drinks at a beachside cafe. Headline Text: Öne of Us": Non-Shire Woman Uses DNA Test To Breach High School Friendship Fortress. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

“One of Us” - Non-Shire Woman Uses DNA Test to Breach High School Friendship Fortress

Aug 112 min read

Barista pours coffee, woman hands a pastry to a customer in a busy cafe. Headline text reads: Just give me a large - Local Man shaken by one size fits alll coffee policy

Barista pours coffee, woman hands a pastry to a customer in a busy cafe. Headline text reads: Just give me a large - Local Man shaken by one size fits alll coffee policy

“Just Give Me a Large”: Local Man Shaken by One-Size-Fits-All Coffee Policy

Aug 92 min read

Rows of sleeping newborns in a hospital nursery, nurses in blue scrubs in the background. Headline Text reads: Girls Baby Name Boom - Shire's Bottomless Brunch Era Spills Into The Birth Registry

Rows of sleeping newborns in a hospital nursery, nurses in blue scrubs in the background. Headline Text reads: Girls Baby Name Boom - Shire's Bottomless Brunch Era Spills Into The Birth Registry

Girls Baby Name Boom - Shire's Bottomless Brunch Era Spills Into The Birth Registry

Aug 82 min read

Newborns in a hospital nursery, nurses in the background. Text: Shire's Top Baby Boy Names for 2025 Revealed, Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Newborns in a hospital nursery, nurses in the background. Text: Shire's Top Baby Boy Names for 2025 Revealed, Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Shire’s Top Baby Boy Names for 2025 Revealed

Aug 61 min read

Teens roller skating indoors with neon lights. Text: "Shire Dad Starts Petition After Discovering Skate Plus Cosed Years Ago: Where are we meant to dump the kids?." Sutherland Shire Gazette featured.

Teens roller skating indoors with neon lights. Text: "Shire Dad Starts Petition After Discovering Skate Plus Cosed Years Ago: Where are we meant to dump the kids?." Sutherland Shire Gazette featured.

Shire Dad Starts Petition After Discovering Skate Plus Caringbah Closed Years Ago: ‘Where Are We Meant to Dump the Kids?’

Aug 32 min read

Women enjoying a lively brunch with drinks at a sunlit table. Text overlay: "EXCLUSIVE: Study Confirms Woman Who Hyped Bottomless Brunch Most Likely to Tap Out by 1:12pm." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Women enjoying a lively brunch with drinks at a sunlit table. Text overlay: "EXCLUSIVE: Study Confirms Woman Who Hyped Bottomless Brunch Most Likely to Tap Out by 1:12pm." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Study Confirms Woman Who Hyped Bottomless Brunch Most Likely To Tap Out By 1:12pm

Jul 271 min read

Three people sit at a café table, two men and a woman, discussing something. Text reads: "EXCLUSIVE: Local Man. Who Missed Coldplay Kiss Cam Confirmed To Be Living Under Actual Rock." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Three people sit at a café table, two men and a woman, discussing something. Text reads: "EXCLUSIVE: Local Man. Who Missed Coldplay Kiss Cam Confirmed To Be Living Under Actual Rock." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Local Man Who Missed Coldplay Kiss Cam Scandal Confirmed to Be Living Under an Actual Rock

Jul 192 min read

Cronulla Man Goes to Italy Once, Returns as Self-Appointed Expert in ‘Real Pizza’

Jun 211 min read

Man in bubble wrap suit in hardware store aisle. Headline reads "EXCLUSIVE: Local Dad Accidentally Becomes Performance Artist After Trying to Impress Private School Parents wiht Bubble Wrap Bonanza". Sutherland Shire Gazette

Man in bubble wrap suit in hardware store aisle. Headline reads "EXCLUSIVE: Local Dad Accidentally Becomes Performance Artist After Trying to Impress Private School Parents wiht Bubble Wrap Bonanza". Sutherland Shire Gazette

Local Dad Accidentally Becomes Performance Artist After Trying to Impress Private School Parents with Bubble Wrap Bonanza

Jun 202 min read

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