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Men queued up in a long line outside toilets at a contemporary bar. The headline text reads: BREAKING: Unprecedented Queue Spotted Outside Men’s Toilets at Parc Pavillion - Historians Confirm This Has Never Happened Before. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Men queued up in a long line outside toilets at a contemporary bar. The headline text reads: BREAKING: Unprecedented Queue Spotted Outside Men’s Toilets at Parc Pavillion - Historians Confirm This Has Never Happened Before. Sutherland Shire Gazette

BREAKING: Unprecedented Queue Spotted Outside Men’s Toilets at Parc Pavillion - Historians Confirm This Has Never Happened Before.

Dec 28, 20252 min read

Group of people in festive hats gathered outdoors around a table with snacks and dips. Headline: EXCLUSIVE: Shire Resident Politely Nods for Record-Breaking 14 Minutes While Neighbour Explains Aldi Blue Cheese Discovery. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Group of people in festive hats gathered outdoors around a table with snacks and dips. Headline: EXCLUSIVE: Shire Resident Politely Nods for Record-Breaking 14 Minutes While Neighbour Explains Aldi Blue Cheese Discovery. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

EXCLUSIVE: Shire Resident Politely Nods for Record-Breaking 14 Minutes While Neighbour Explains Aldi Blue Cheese Discovery.

Dec 19, 20252 min read

Man in a blue shirt with "Warning: May Contain Puns" stands next to a laptop showing a GoFundMe page. Bookshelf in the background. Headline text: BREAKING: Local Man Launches GoFundMe to Help Residents Born Without Humour Chromosome — Promises “Satire Infusion” From Barry Humphries Gene Bank. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Man in a blue shirt with "Warning: May Contain Puns" stands next to a laptop showing a GoFundMe page. Bookshelf in the background. Headline text: BREAKING: Local Man Launches GoFundMe to Help Residents Born Without Humour Chromosome — Promises “Satire Infusion” From Barry Humphries Gene Bank. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

BREAKING: Local Man Launches GoFundMe to Help Residents Born Without Humour Chromosome — Promises “Satire Infusion” From Barry Humphries Gene Bank.

Dec 6, 20252 min read

4 friends socialising over drinks. Headline text: WEEKEND EXCLUSIVE: Why the Shire Still Believes It Can Fit 46 Catch-Ups Into December - Despite All Evidence to the Contrary. The Sutherland Shire Gazette. Photo caption: They look relaxed because this photo was taken in October. None of these people will survive December.

4 friends socialising over drinks. Headline text: WEEKEND EXCLUSIVE: Why the Shire Still Believes It Can Fit 46 Catch-Ups Into December - Despite All Evidence to the Contrary. The Sutherland Shire Gazette. Photo caption: They look relaxed because this photo was taken in October. None of these people will survive December.

WEEKEND EXCLUSIVE: Why the Shire Still Belives It Can Fit 46 Catch-Ups Into December - Despite All Evidence to the Contrary.

Nov 22, 20252 min read

Dachshund Dog in hat reaching up to microphone before "Skeetas South" sign amid fog. Text: Trevor missing after e-bike incident. Theme: news and humor.

Dachshund Dog in hat reaching up to microphone before "Skeetas South" sign amid fog. Text: Trevor missing after e-bike incident. Theme: news and humor.

BREAKING: Trevor Missing After Skeetas Meltdown - Reputation in Crisis as E-Bike Ankle Nipping Allegations Emerge

Nov 18, 20252 min read

Dachshund wearing a hat sits at a bar with a beer. Headline: "Trevor the Dachshund Announces Plans to Take the Mic at Skeeters - Eyes Collaboration with Local 90s Rock Band.". Sutherland Shire Gazette

Dachshund wearing a hat sits at a bar with a beer. Headline: "Trevor the Dachshund Announces Plans to Take the Mic at Skeeters - Eyes Collaboration with Local 90s Rock Band.". Sutherland Shire Gazette

BREAKING: Trevor the Dachshund Announces Plans to Take the Mic at Skeetas - Eyes Collaboration with Local 90s Rock Band.

Nov 11, 20251 min read

Concert stage with vibrant lights, large crowd, and a scenic backdrop. Headline: Shire Residents return from Oasis concert, now declaring 2025 best year since 1998.

Concert stage with vibrant lights, large crowd, and a scenic backdrop. Headline: Shire Residents return from Oasis concert, now declaring 2025 best year since 1998.

UPDATE: Shire Residents Returning from Oasis Concert Now Declaring 2025 ‘Best Year Since 1998’

Nov 9, 20252 min read

Bus decorated with Union Jack and "OASIS" sign drives on road; headline about concert and babysitters' surge pricing overlay.

Bus decorated with Union Jack and "OASIS" sign drives on road; headline about concert and babysitters' surge pricing overlay.

BREAKING: Shire Parents Re-Enter Western Sydney Orbit for Oasis Concert - Babysitters Invoke Surge Pricing

Nov 7, 20251 min read

Trevor the Dachshund Adjusts to Bachelor Life on Rostrevor Street - Neighbours Already Complaining About Noise, Smells, and Uber Eats Deliveries

Sep 2, 20252 min read

Scenes of Chaos as Caringbah Couple’s Long-Awaited Child-Free Date Night Implodes

Aug 30, 20252 min read

Soggy newspaper in plastic on asphalt driveway. Visible foot, moody tone.Headline Text: "Soggy But Sacred - Shire Man Defends His Birthright. The Right to Receive Newspaper He'll Never Read." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Soggy newspaper in plastic on asphalt driveway. Visible foot, moody tone.Headline Text: "Soggy But Sacred - Shire Man Defends His Birthright. The Right to Receive Newspaper He'll Never Read." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Soggy but Sacred - Shire Man Defends His Birthright. The Right to Receive a Newspaper He’ll Never Read

Aug 25, 20252 min read

Four women chat over drinks at a beachside cafe. Headline Text: Öne of Us": Non-Shire Woman Uses DNA Test To Breach High School Friendship Fortress. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Four women chat over drinks at a beachside cafe. Headline Text: Öne of Us": Non-Shire Woman Uses DNA Test To Breach High School Friendship Fortress. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

“One of Us” - Non-Shire Woman Uses DNA Test to Breach High School Friendship Fortress

Aug 11, 20252 min read

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