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Barista pours coffee, woman hands a pastry to a customer in a busy cafe. Headline text reads: Just give me a large - Local Man shaken by one size fits alll coffee policy

Barista pours coffee, woman hands a pastry to a customer in a busy cafe. Headline text reads: Just give me a large - Local Man shaken by one size fits alll coffee policy

“Just Give Me a Large”: Local Man Shaken by One-Size-Fits-All Coffee Policy

Aug 9, 20252 min read

Rows of sleeping newborns in a hospital nursery, nurses in blue scrubs in the background. Headline Text reads: Girls Baby Name Boom - Shire's Bottomless Brunch Era Spills Into The Birth Registry

Rows of sleeping newborns in a hospital nursery, nurses in blue scrubs in the background. Headline Text reads: Girls Baby Name Boom - Shire's Bottomless Brunch Era Spills Into The Birth Registry

Girls Baby Name Boom - Shire's Bottomless Brunch Era Spills Into The Birth Registry

Aug 8, 20252 min read

Newborns in a hospital nursery, nurses in the background. Text: Shire's Top Baby Boy Names for 2025 Revealed, Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Newborns in a hospital nursery, nurses in the background. Text: Shire's Top Baby Boy Names for 2025 Revealed, Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Shire’s Top Baby Boy Names for 2025 Revealed

Aug 6, 20251 min read

Teens roller skating indoors with neon lights. Text: "Shire Dad Starts Petition After Discovering Skate Plus Cosed Years Ago: Where are we meant to dump the kids?." Sutherland Shire Gazette featured.

Teens roller skating indoors with neon lights. Text: "Shire Dad Starts Petition After Discovering Skate Plus Cosed Years Ago: Where are we meant to dump the kids?." Sutherland Shire Gazette featured.

Shire Dad Starts Petition After Discovering Skate Plus Caringbah Closed Years Ago: ‘Where Are We Meant to Dump the Kids?’

Aug 3, 20252 min read

Women enjoying a lively brunch with drinks at a sunlit table. Text overlay: "EXCLUSIVE: Study Confirms Woman Who Hyped Bottomless Brunch Most Likely to Tap Out by 1:12pm." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Women enjoying a lively brunch with drinks at a sunlit table. Text overlay: "EXCLUSIVE: Study Confirms Woman Who Hyped Bottomless Brunch Most Likely to Tap Out by 1:12pm." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Study Confirms Woman Who Hyped Bottomless Brunch Most Likely To Tap Out By 1:12pm

Jul 27, 20251 min read

Three people sit at a café table, two men and a woman, discussing something. Text reads: "EXCLUSIVE: Local Man. Who Missed Coldplay Kiss Cam Confirmed To Be Living Under Actual Rock." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Three people sit at a café table, two men and a woman, discussing something. Text reads: "EXCLUSIVE: Local Man. Who Missed Coldplay Kiss Cam Confirmed To Be Living Under Actual Rock." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Local Man Who Missed Coldplay Kiss Cam Scandal Confirmed to Be Living Under an Actual Rock

Jul 19, 20252 min read

Cronulla Man Goes to Italy Once, Returns as Self-Appointed Expert in ‘Real Pizza’

Jun 21, 20251 min read

Man in bubble wrap suit in hardware store aisle. Headline reads "EXCLUSIVE: Local Dad Accidentally Becomes Performance Artist After Trying to Impress Private School Parents wiht Bubble Wrap Bonanza". Sutherland Shire Gazette

Man in bubble wrap suit in hardware store aisle. Headline reads "EXCLUSIVE: Local Dad Accidentally Becomes Performance Artist After Trying to Impress Private School Parents wiht Bubble Wrap Bonanza". Sutherland Shire Gazette

Local Dad Accidentally Becomes Performance Artist After Trying to Impress Private School Parents with Bubble Wrap Bonanza

Jun 20, 20252 min read

Young Bloke on T4 Commute Recounts Vivid Trip Like It Was Antarctic Expedition, Mentions Frostbite and $280 Socks

Jun 10, 20252 min read

Kings Birthday Honours List Includes Two Shire Residents and One Seagull

Jun 9, 20251 min read

Sunday Pub Chat Unveils Monarchy Plot - "They All Have The Same Birthday, Don't They?"

Jun 8, 20252 min read

Overgrown area with piled shopping trolleys. Headline text: "Rumours of Official Shopping Trolley Memorial at Local Dump Site - Lest We Wheel." Sutherland Shire Gazette

Overgrown area with piled shopping trolleys. Headline text: "Rumours of Official Shopping Trolley Memorial at Local Dump Site - Lest We Wheel." Sutherland Shire Gazette

Headline: Rumours of Official Shopping Trolley Memorial at Local Dump Site: “Lest We Wheel”

May 26, 20251 min read

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