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Sneakers and a colorful tyre-bead doormat on a porch. Lush greenery surrounds. Headline Text: Still Got A Few Stomps Left: Local Man Refuses to Replace Iconic Tyre Bead Doormat After 34 Years. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Sneakers and a colorful tyre-bead doormat on a porch. Lush greenery surrounds. Headline Text: Still Got A Few Stomps Left: Local Man Refuses to Replace Iconic Tyre Bead Doormat After 34 Years. Sutherland Shire Gazette

“Still Got a Few Stomps Left”: Local Man Refuses to Replace Iconic Tyre Bead Doormat After 34 Years

Sep 21, 20252 min read

Coffee and water on a table in a cafe. A headline reads, "Shire Man Crosses Georges River, Orders Long Black, Unlocks Alternate Universe."

Coffee and water on a table in a cafe. A headline reads, "Shire Man Crosses Georges River, Orders Long Black, Unlocks Alternate Universe."

Shire Man Crosses Georges River, Orders Long Black Coffee, Accidentally Unlocks Alternate Universe

Sep 20, 20251 min read

Mass Shire Exodus to Bali: Child-Free Flee the Children, Parents Flee the Peak Prices

Sep 19, 20251 min read

Shire Lobby Group Demands Council Legislate Cushion Caps Before Beds Disappear Altogether

Sep 15, 20251 min read

Two people walk dogs on opposite sidewalks, waving across a sunny suburban street. One walker is dragging her dog away. Headline reads: "Cross-Street Standoff - Local Dog Owner Missing Entire Point of Your Polite Panic." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Two people walk dogs on opposite sidewalks, waving across a sunny suburban street. One walker is dragging her dog away. Headline reads: "Cross-Street Standoff - Local Dog Owner Missing Entire Point of Your Polite Panic." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Cross-Street Standoff - Local Dog Owner, Missing Entire Point of Your Polite Panic

Sep 14, 20252 min read

View from como rail bridge across Georges River at sunset, Sky with clouds and sun over the river. Headline Text: "Collective Exhale Detected as Commuters Cross Como Bridge, Officially 'Home'Even if Still 20 Minutes From Driveway. Sutherland Shire Gazette."

View from como rail bridge across Georges River at sunset, Sky with clouds and sun over the river. Headline Text: "Collective Exhale Detected as Commuters Cross Como Bridge, Officially 'Home'Even if Still 20 Minutes From Driveway. Sutherland Shire Gazette."

Collective Exhale Detected as Commuters Cross Como Bridge, Officially ‘Home’ Even if Still 20 Minutes From Driveway

Sep 12, 20251 min read

A mysterious suburb search sign posted on telegraph pole shows kangaroos and reads "Have You Seen Sunny Glen?" Tree-lined suburban street. Headline text reads: EXCLUSIVE INVESTIGATION: The Shire Suburb No Map Will Show You - Inside the Hunt For Sunny Glen. Locals Demand Answers." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

A mysterious suburb search sign posted on telegraph pole shows kangaroos and reads "Have You Seen Sunny Glen?" Tree-lined suburban street. Headline text reads: EXCLUSIVE INVESTIGATION: The Shire Suburb No Map Will Show You - Inside the Hunt For Sunny Glen. Locals Demand Answers." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

EXCLUSIVE INVESTIGATION: The Shire Suburb No Map Will Show You - Inside the Hunt For Sunny Glen. Locals Demand Answers.

Sep 11, 20252 min read

A smartphone displays a map with a location pin on Miranda, NSW. Headline: Cronulla local tracks runaway keys in bizarre shire-wide high speed chase. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

A smartphone displays a map with a location pin on Miranda, NSW. Headline: Cronulla local tracks runaway keys in bizarre shire-wide high speed chase. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Cronulla Local Tracks Runaway Keys in Bizarre Shire-Wide High Speed Chase

Sep 8, 20252 min read

Father's Day Exclusive: Family Begs For Amnesty After Dad Deploys Full Arsenal of Dad Jokes Before Noon

Sep 7, 20251 min read

Phone screen showing a man holding a large fish on Instagram. Headline above: "Click of Shame - A Friday Night Harmless Ex-Stalk Turns Into Digital Horror Show" article by Skye Waverley, Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Phone screen showing a man holding a large fish on Instagram. Headline above: "Click of Shame - A Friday Night Harmless Ex-Stalk Turns Into Digital Horror Show" article by Skye Waverley, Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Click of Shame - A Friday Night Harmless Ex-Stalk Turns Into Digital Horror Show

Sep 6, 20252 min read

Man in red plaid pajamas looks at a drawer with socks and underwear in bedroom. Headline text: Shire Dads Issue Public Plea - Stop Overthinking Father's Day - Just Socks and Jocks Please. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Man in red plaid pajamas looks at a drawer with socks and underwear in bedroom. Headline text: Shire Dads Issue Public Plea - Stop Overthinking Father's Day - Just Socks and Jocks Please. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Shire Dads Issue Public Plea - Stop Overthinking Father’s Day — Just Get Socks and Jocks Please

Sep 4, 20252 min read

Local Woman Torn Between Love and Larceny After Discovering Boyfriend’s Entire Glassware Collection Is Stolen and Recycled

Sep 3, 20251 min read

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