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Sunday Pub Chat Unveils Monarchy Plot - "They All Have The Same Birthday, Don't They?"

Jun 82 min read

Sutherland Shire Gazette Journalists Unable to Type This Week After Fingers Officially Declare It 'Too Bloody Cold'.

Jun 72 min read

Man in kitchen holding a cereal box with "Free Driver's License Inside!" text. Headline reads Shire Man officiiall confirmed to have received driver's license from cornflakes box. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Man in kitchen holding a cereal box with "Free Driver's License Inside!" text. Headline reads Shire Man officiiall confirmed to have received driver's license from cornflakes box. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

EXCLUSIVE: Shire Man Officially Confirmed to Have Received Drivers Licence from Cornflakes Box

May 311 min read

NSW Blues Women's Team featured with rugby balls, set against a backdrop of Heathcote Road. Headline text: NSW Blues Womens Team Look to Seal 2025 Origin Series Tonight - and Voted to Fix Heathcote Road While They're At it.

NSW Blues Women's Team featured with rugby balls, set against a backdrop of Heathcote Road. Headline text: NSW Blues Womens Team Look to Seal 2025 Origin Series Tonight - and Voted to Fix Heathcote Road While They're At it.

NSW Blues Womens Team Look to Seal 2025 State of Origin Series Tonight - and Voted to Fix Heathcote Road While They’re At It.

May 291 min read

Overgrown area with piled shopping trolleys. Headline text: "Rumours of Official Shopping Trolley Memorial at Local Dump Site - Lest We Wheel." Sutherland Shire Gazette

Overgrown area with piled shopping trolleys. Headline text: "Rumours of Official Shopping Trolley Memorial at Local Dump Site - Lest We Wheel." Sutherland Shire Gazette

Headline: Rumours of Official Shopping Trolley Memorial at Local Dump Site: “Lest We Wheel”

May 261 min read

Audley Weir reopens as water recedes. Road is clear; trees line the background. Headline reads: "Freedom Flows Again: Audley Weir Reopens Today Holding Bundeena and Maianbar Hostage With a Puddle.

Audley Weir reopens as water recedes. Road is clear; trees line the background. Headline reads: "Freedom Flows Again: Audley Weir Reopens Today Holding Bundeena and Maianbar Hostage With a Puddle.

Freedom Flows Again: Audley Weir Reopens After Holding Bundeena and Maianbar Hostage With a Puddle

May 252 min read

Prince Street North Cronulla carpark and beach on a sunny day with cars parked. Headline: Just in: North Cronulla Locals Demand Fortified Wall to Keep Out “Nighttime Nuisances” and P-Platers With Loud Spotify Playlists. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Prince Street North Cronulla carpark and beach on a sunny day with cars parked. Headline: Just in: North Cronulla Locals Demand Fortified Wall to Keep Out “Nighttime Nuisances” and P-Platers With Loud Spotify Playlists. Sutherland Shire Gazette

North Cronulla Locals Demand Fortified Wall to Keep Out “Nighttime Nuisances” and P-Platers With Loud Spotify Playlists

May 212 min read

Yellow train on tracks amid city buildings. Headline text: "Who's Laughing Now?: Shire Commuter Revel as Sydney Rail Chaos Vindicates Their Long Commute. Sutherland Shire Gazette name visible.

Yellow train on tracks amid city buildings. Headline text: "Who's Laughing Now?: Shire Commuter Revel as Sydney Rail Chaos Vindicates Their Long Commute. Sutherland Shire Gazette name visible.

“Who's Laughing Now?”: Shire Commuters Revel as Sydney Rail Chaos Vindicates Their Long Commutes

May 211 min read

“I Did My Part for Road Safety”: Local Driver Feels Deeply Fulfilled After Honking at L-Plater Half a Second After Light Turns Green

May 201 min read

Front door scene with grocery bags labeled Coles. Headline: "We've got your lube, Tim!: Shire rcommunity Facebook Page Explodes after yet another misdelivered grocery order.Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Front door scene with grocery bags labeled Coles. Headline: "We've got your lube, Tim!: Shire rcommunity Facebook Page Explodes after yet another misdelivered grocery order.Sutherland Shire Gazette.

“We’ve Got Your Lube, Scott!”: Shire Facebook Community Page Explodes After Yet Another Misdelivered Grocery Order

May 191 min read

Four men stand on a boat, overlooking a river lined with trees. Headline: "Totally Normal Behaviour"": Shire Locals Stunned That Men in 20's Who Bought Half Millian Dollar Boat Werent Just Really Good at Crypto. Text includes Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Four men stand on a boat, overlooking a river lined with trees. Headline: "Totally Normal Behaviour"": Shire Locals Stunned That Men in 20's Who Bought Half Millian Dollar Boat Werent Just Really Good at Crypto. Text includes Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Totally Normal Behaviour”: Shire Locals Stunned That Men in 20s Who Bought Half-Million Dollar Boat Weren’t Just ‘Really Good at Crypto’

May 181 min read

Framed souvenir teaspoons on wall; Living room with gray couch, framed art, plant. Hradline reads: Family fractures after souvenir teaspoon collection bequeathed to youngest cousin. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Framed souvenir teaspoons on wall; Living room with gray couch, framed art, plant. Hradline reads: Family fractures after souvenir teaspoon collection bequeathed to youngest cousin. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Family Fractures After Souvenir Teaspoon Collection Bequeathed to Youngest Cousin

May 172 min read

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