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Newborns in a hospital nursery, nurses in the background. Text: Shire's Top Baby Boy Names for 2025 Revealed, Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Newborns in a hospital nursery, nurses in the background. Text: Shire's Top Baby Boy Names for 2025 Revealed, Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Shire’s Top Baby Boy Names for 2025 Revealed

Aug 6, 20251 min read

Dachshund sits indoors by rainy window with yellow, blue, and red raincoats hanging. Text above reads: "Trevor the Dachshund. Owns Three Raincoats, Still Refuses to Go Outside.."

Dachshund sits indoors by rainy window with yellow, blue, and red raincoats hanging. Text above reads: "Trevor the Dachshund. Owns Three Raincoats, Still Refuses to Go Outside.."

Trevor the Dachshund Owns Three Raincoats, Still Refuses to Go Outside

Aug 5, 20252 min read

Man typing at desk with coffee, lamp, and "Fake News" stamp. Text reads: "Local man nominated for award for heroically debunking satirical articles like its satire bingo."

Man typing at desk with coffee, lamp, and "Fake News" stamp. Text reads: "Local man nominated for award for heroically debunking satirical articles like its satire bingo."

Local Man Awarded for Award After Heroically Debunking Satirical Articles Like its Satire Bingo Night

Aug 4, 20252 min read

‘How’s The Weather?’ Declared Official Language of the Shire After Unprecedented Weekend of Relentless Rain and Reluctant Small Talk

Aug 3, 20252 min read

Teens roller skating indoors with neon lights. Text: "Shire Dad Starts Petition After Discovering Skate Plus Cosed Years Ago: Where are we meant to dump the kids?." Sutherland Shire Gazette featured.

Teens roller skating indoors with neon lights. Text: "Shire Dad Starts Petition After Discovering Skate Plus Cosed Years Ago: Where are we meant to dump the kids?." Sutherland Shire Gazette featured.

Shire Dad Starts Petition After Discovering Skate Plus Caringbah Closed Years Ago: ‘Where Are We Meant to Dump the Kids?’

Aug 3, 20252 min read

White electric ute parked at a construction site. Workers in yellow vests on scaffolding. Hedline text reads: Electric Ute Rolls Onto Building Site In Total Silence Tradies Left Audibly Uncomfortable

White electric ute parked at a construction site. Workers in yellow vests on scaffolding. Hedline text reads: Electric Ute Rolls Onto Building Site In Total Silence Tradies Left Audibly Uncomfortable

Electric Ute Rolls Onto Building Site in Total Silence - Tradies Left Audibly Uncomfortable

Aug 1, 20252 min read

Local Dachshund Trevor Posts on Reddit’s ‘AITA’ – Seeks Validation Over Household Power Struggle

Local Dachshund Trevor Posts on Reddit’s ‘AITA’ – Seeks Validation Over Household Power Struggle

Local Dachshund Trevor Posts on Reddit’s ‘AITA’ – Seeks Validation Over Household Power Struggle

Jul 29, 20252 min read

Sign in park reads "Please Remember..." with reminders about kids' sports. Soccer field in background, trees nearby. Headline Text: "It's Not The World Cup", Says Sign - Parents Proceed to Act Like It's the Final at Wembley Anyway. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Sign in park reads "Please Remember..." with reminders about kids' sports. Soccer field in background, trees nearby. Headline Text: "It's Not The World Cup", Says Sign - Parents Proceed to Act Like It's the Final at Wembley Anyway. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

"It's Not The World Cup", Says Sign - Soccer Parents Proceed to Act Like It's the Final at Wembley Anyway

Jul 28, 20252 min read

Women enjoying a lively brunch with drinks at a sunlit table. Text overlay: "EXCLUSIVE: Study Confirms Woman Who Hyped Bottomless Brunch Most Likely to Tap Out by 1:12pm." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Women enjoying a lively brunch with drinks at a sunlit table. Text overlay: "EXCLUSIVE: Study Confirms Woman Who Hyped Bottomless Brunch Most Likely to Tap Out by 1:12pm." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Study Confirms Woman Who Hyped Bottomless Brunch Most Likely To Tap Out By 1:12pm

Jul 27, 20251 min read

Suburban backyard at sunset with glowing festoon string lights. Headline Text: Festoon Lights Blamed For Record Sale in Bangor, Property Market Enters Delusion Era. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Suburban backyard at sunset with glowing festoon string lights. Headline Text: Festoon Lights Blamed For Record Sale in Bangor, Property Market Enters Delusion Era. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Festoon Lights Blamed For Record Sale in Bangor, Property Market Enters Delusion Era

Jul 26, 20251 min read

Meeting room with six serious people around a table, papers and mugs present. Headline Text: Nothing Resolved, Everyone Traumatised: Strata Committee Meeting Hits New Emotional Lows. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Meeting room with six serious people around a table, papers and mugs present. Headline Text: Nothing Resolved, Everyone Traumatised: Strata Committee Meeting Hits New Emotional Lows. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Nothing Resolved, Everyone Traumatised: Strata Committee Meeting Hits New Emotional Lows

Jul 25, 20252 min read

People riding eBikes in Cronulla Mall with storefronts in the background. Headline Text reads: "Local Police Crack Down on Cronulla eBike Riders in Bold Attempts to Reclaim Mall and Esplanade from Chaos. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

People riding eBikes in Cronulla Mall with storefronts in the background. Headline Text reads: "Local Police Crack Down on Cronulla eBike Riders in Bold Attempts to Reclaim Mall and Esplanade from Chaos. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Local Police Crack Down on Cronulla eBike Riders in Bold Attempt to Reclaim Mall and Esplanade from Chaos

Jul 24, 20252 min read

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