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People load furniture into a white pickup truck in a suburban area. Headline about cost of living crisis. Mood is busy and earnest.

People load furniture into a white pickup truck in a suburban area. Headline about cost of living crisis. Mood is busy and earnest.

Cost of Living Crisis Hits Hard: Shire Ute Owners Now Demand TWO Slabs for Mates’ Moving Jobs—And It Better Be Craft Beer

Feb 271 min read

Caringbah Chemist Warehouse Secretly Closes—Reopens with Even Tighter Aisles to Crush Hopes and Dreams

Caringbah Chemist Warehouse Secretly Closes—Reopens with Even Tighter Aisles to Crush Hopes and Dreams

Caringbah Chemist Warehouse Secretly Closes—Reopens with Even Tighter Aisles to Crush Hopes and Dreams

Feb 272 min read

Local Dad’s Hard Rubbish Obsession Finally Pays Off—Sort Of

Local Dad’s Hard Rubbish Obsession Finally Pays Off—Sort Of

Local Dad’s Hard Rubbish Obsession Finally Pays Off—Sort Of

Feb 262 min read

Satirical artist's impression aerial view of proposed Dolans Bay Marina with large yachts docked. Text reads: "BREAKING: Local Dinghies in Shock as Dolans Bay Marina Expansion Paves Way for Mega Yachts".

Satirical artist's impression aerial view of proposed Dolans Bay Marina with large yachts docked. Text reads: "BREAKING: Local Dinghies in Shock as Dolans Bay Marina Expansion Paves Way for Mega Yachts".

Local Dinghies in Shock as Dolans Bay Marina Expansion Paves Way for Mega Yachts

Feb 222 min read

Film crew by a river with cameras and boom mic in wooded area. Headline: Charlize Theron wins meat tray at Wonnie RSL.

Film crew by a river with cameras and boom mic in wooded area. Headline: Charlize Theron wins meat tray at Wonnie RSL.

Hollywood Comes to The Shire to Film Netflix Apex Film: Charlize Theron Wins Meat Tray at Wonnie RSL

Feb 212 min read

Everything Sutherland Shire Facebook Group Falls into Lawless Anarchy as Admins Vanish – Chaos, Conspiracies, and Elmo’s Downfall

Everything Sutherland Shire Facebook Group Falls into Lawless Anarchy as Admins Vanish – Chaos, Conspiracies, and Elmo’s Downfall

Everything Sutherland Shire Facebook Group Falls into Lawless Anarchy as Admins Vanish – Chaos, Conspiracies, and Elmo’s Downfall

Feb 212 min read

NRL Sharks & Panthers Take Vegas: The Hangover 4 Film Practically Writes Itself

NRL Sharks & Panthers Take Vegas: The Hangover 4 Film Practically Writes Itself

NRL Sharks & Panthers Take Vegas: The Hangover 4 Film Practically Writes Itself

Feb 192 min read

Man in suit stands with clipboard by "FOR SALE" sign on suburban street. Headline reads: "Boom Time Returns!" Bright, sunny day.

Man in suit stands with clipboard by "FOR SALE" sign on suburban street. Headline reads: "Boom Time Returns!" Bright, sunny day.

BOOM TIME RETURNS! – Shire Real Estate Agents Emerge from Hibernation as RBA Cuts Interest Rates

Feb 182 min read

Crowd with camping gear waits outside JB Hi-Fi in anticipation. Night setting, warm lights from the store. Headline text discusses rate cuts

Crowd with camping gear waits outside JB Hi-Fi in anticipation. Night setting, warm lights from the store. Headline text discusses rate cuts

Shire Locals Camp Outside JB Hi-Fi in Wild Celebration of Possible Interest Rate Cuts

Feb 172 min read

Man with gray beard examining electric lawn mower in a sunny garden. Headline reads: "Local Dad Baffled..." under "Sutherland Shire Gazette."

Man with gray beard examining electric lawn mower in a sunny garden. Headline reads: "Local Dad Baffled..." under "Sutherland Shire Gazette."

Local Boomer Dad Baffled by Newfangled Electric Mower: ‘Where’s the Two-Stroke?

Feb 152 min read

Collage of outdoor facebook marketplace adverts for outdoor wicker lounge sets, and Headline: "SHIRE'S MOST WANTED." scam

Collage of outdoor facebook marketplace adverts for outdoor wicker lounge sets, and Headline: "SHIRE'S MOST WANTED." scam

Shire's Most Wanted: The Outdoor Lounge That Keeps Getting 'Resold' - But Never Gets Delivered!

Feb 142 min read

Male and Female Couple kissing on a train platform, with text about train strikes on Valentine's Day. Background shows train tracks and station signs. Romantic mood.

Male and Female Couple kissing on a train platform, with text about train strikes on Valentine's Day. Background shows train tracks and station signs. Romantic mood.

Love Delayed is Love Found: Train Strikes Return for Valentine’s Day Special

Feb 142 min read

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