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Image of a Metro petrol station with cars refueling. Sutherland Shire Gazette branding visible. Headline text reads: Shire Drivers Burn More Fuel Trying to Save Fuel in Great Petrol Price Pilgramage.

Image of a Metro petrol station with cars refueling. Sutherland Shire Gazette branding visible. Headline text reads: Shire Drivers Burn More Fuel Trying to Save Fuel in Great Petrol Price Pilgramage.

Shire Drivers Burn More Fuel Trying to Save Fuel in Great Petrol Price Pilgrimage

May 51 min read

House with Star Wars decorations, including Stormtroopers and R2-D2. Red car in driveway. Headline: May the 4th be with you.

House with Star Wars decorations, including Stormtroopers and R2-D2. Red car in driveway. Headline: May the 4th be with you.

Local Man Unleashes Annual ‘May the 4th’ Greeting - Son Once Again Dies Inside

May 41 min read

Woman with red hair in floral dress sits on porch, smiling. Headline reads: "Bit Naught, Bit Nice" - Kareela mum quietly revents by putting a 2 nextto legalise cannibs party. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Woman with red hair in floral dress sits on porch, smiling. Headline reads: "Bit Naught, Bit Nice" - Kareela mum quietly revents by putting a 2 nextto legalise cannibs party. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Election 2025: "Bit Naughty, Bit Nice”: Local Mum Quietly Rebels by Putting a 2 Next to Legalise Cannabis Party

May 31 min read

Group holding signs that read "Secure the BBQ" and "Sausage Integrity" at a barbecue event. Grilled sausages on display with a casual atmosphere. Headline reads: Ëlection 2025 - Major parties clash on sausage policy as nation grills itself intodecision.

Group holding signs that read "Secure the BBQ" and "Sausage Integrity" at a barbecue event. Grilled sausages on display with a casual atmosphere. Headline reads: Ëlection 2025 - Major parties clash on sausage policy as nation grills itself intodecision.

Election 2025: Major Parties Clash on Sausage Policy as Nation Grills Itself into Decision

May 32 min read

Man cooking in kitchen, stirring pot, Vegemite jar on counter. Text: Local man seeks trademark for Spag Bol recipe with Vegemite.

Man cooking in kitchen, stirring pot, Vegemite jar on counter. Text: Local man seeks trademark for Spag Bol recipe with Vegemite.

Local Man Attempts to Trademark His Vegemite Spag Bol to Avoid “Recipe Theft”

May 12 min read

Man with bandaged wrist, assisted by medic, sits at table in busy voting hall. Headline: "Shire Voter Hospitalised After Vote."

Man with bandaged wrist, assisted by medic, sits at table in busy voting hall. Headline: "Shire Voter Hospitalised After Vote."

Election 2025: Shire Voter Hospitalised After Attempting Full Below-the-Line Senate Vote: “I Just Wanted My Democracy to Count”

May 11 min read

Adults in a hallway look shocked at a whiteboard covered in game scores. Headline Text: Under 7's Soccer Regrading Scandal Erupts After 10-0 "Victory" Built Entirely on Wrong Goals. Parents Call for VAR Review.

Adults in a hallway look shocked at a whiteboard covered in game scores. Headline Text: Under 7's Soccer Regrading Scandal Erupts After 10-0 "Victory" Built Entirely on Wrong Goals. Parents Call for VAR Review.

Under 7's Soccer Regrading Scandal Erupts After 10-0 "Victory" Built Entirely on Wrong Goals. Parents Call for VAR Review.

Apr 282 min read

Man smiling in a kitchen while cutting a colorful birthday cake. Headline text reads: He's ruined it for the rest of us: local dad blacklisted by bloke community after nailing another ridiculous birthday cake.

Man smiling in a kitchen while cutting a colorful birthday cake. Headline text reads: He's ruined it for the rest of us: local dad blacklisted by bloke community after nailing another ridiculous birthday cake.

“He’s Ruined It for the Rest of Us”: Local Dad Blacklisted by Bloke Community After Nailing Another Ridiculous Kids Birthday Cake

Apr 272 min read

Smiling woman holds phone in a bright kitchen with flowers. Headline: Local mum "Definitely not in MLM", Just Passionate About Sharing Discounted Essential Oils and Financial Freedom. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Smiling woman holds phone in a bright kitchen with flowers. Headline: Local mum "Definitely not in MLM", Just Passionate About Sharing Discounted Essential Oils and Financial Freedom. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Local Mum “Definitely Not in MLM”, Just Passionate About Sharing Discounted Essential Oils and Financial Freedom

Apr 261 min read

Gulligan the Seagull mascot in sunglasses and cap holds coffee by a memorial with red wreaths at sunrise. Headline Text reads: Today we pause. This ANZAC Day The Sutherland Shire Gazette joins our community in pausing to reflect, remember and give thanks. The Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Gulligan the Seagull mascot in sunglasses and cap holds coffee by a memorial with red wreaths at sunrise. Headline Text reads: Today we pause. This ANZAC Day The Sutherland Shire Gazette joins our community in pausing to reflect, remember and give thanks. The Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Today, We Pause.This Anzac Day, The Sutherland Shire Gazette joins our community in pausing to reflect, remember and give thanks.

Apr 251 min read

Older adults enjoying coffee at a seaside cafe, smiling, with a golden retriever nearby, beach in the backgrond. Headline reads: "Make it Nuclear: Boomer Demand for 'Extra Hot' Coffee. Confirmed as Global Phenomenon"

Older adults enjoying coffee at a seaside cafe, smiling, with a golden retriever nearby, beach in the backgrond. Headline reads: "Make it Nuclear: Boomer Demand for 'Extra Hot' Coffee. Confirmed as Global Phenomenon"

“Make It Nuclear”: Boomer Demand for ‘Extra Hot’ Coffee Confirmed as Global Phenomenon

Apr 232 min read

Crane against a clear sky with trees and houses nearby. Headline: Anti-Development Lobby Calls For a 9 year crane to be Heritage-Listed as symbol of beautiful, eternal inaction. Text: Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Crane against a clear sky with trees and houses nearby. Headline: Anti-Development Lobby Calls For a 9 year crane to be Heritage-Listed as symbol of beautiful, eternal inaction. Text: Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Anti-Development Lobby Calls for 9-Year Crane to Be Heritage-Listed as Tower of Illawong - Symbol of Beautiful, Eternal Inaction

Apr 222 min read

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