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Turquoise caravan converted to mobile petrol station, labeled "Yatesy's Mobile Servo," parked on suburban street. Text overlay: Sutherland Shire Gazette. Headline: Yatsey's Mobile Metro - Shire Man Converts Caravan into Roving Petrol Station, With Greensleeves on Loudspeaker.

Turquoise caravan converted to mobile petrol station, labeled "Yatesy's Mobile Servo," parked on suburban street. Text overlay: Sutherland Shire Gazette. Headline: Yatsey's Mobile Metro - Shire Man Converts Caravan into Roving Petrol Station, With Greensleeves on Loudspeaker.

Yatesy’s Mobile Metro: Shire Man Converts Caravan into Roving Petrol Station, With Greensleeves on Loudspeaker.

May 92 min read

Image shows Harris Farm Markets store entrance with fruit displays and price signs. Headline: Äll my mothers days have come at once": Mums lose it over harris farm miranda news - told to calm ya farm until November. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Image shows Harris Farm Markets store entrance with fruit displays and price signs. Headline: Äll my mothers days have come at once": Mums lose it over harris farm miranda news - told to calm ya farm until November. Sutherland Shire Gazette

“All My Mother’s Days Have Come at Once”: Shire Mums Lose It Over Harris Farm Miranda News, Told to Calm Ya Farm Until October

May 82 min read

Young man leans on a red V8 ute parked in front of a house. A rooster stands nearby on the grass. Text Sutherland Shire Gazette. Headline: "Disgraceful Noise": Local Man Who Warms Up v8 Ute for 15 Minutes Outraged by Neighbour's Rescue Rooster.

Young man leans on a red V8 ute parked in front of a house. A rooster stands nearby on the grass. Text Sutherland Shire Gazette. Headline: "Disgraceful Noise": Local Man Who Warms Up v8 Ute for 15 Minutes Outraged by Neighbour's Rescue Rooster.

"Disgraceful Noise": Local Man Who Warms Up V8 Ute for 15 Minutes Outraged by Neighbour's Rescue Rooster

May 61 min read

Image of a Metro petrol station with cars refueling. Sutherland Shire Gazette branding visible. Headline text reads: Shire Drivers Burn More Fuel Trying to Save Fuel in Great Petrol Price Pilgramage.

Image of a Metro petrol station with cars refueling. Sutherland Shire Gazette branding visible. Headline text reads: Shire Drivers Burn More Fuel Trying to Save Fuel in Great Petrol Price Pilgramage.

Shire Drivers Burn More Fuel Trying to Save Fuel in Great Petrol Price Pilgrimage

May 51 min read

House with Star Wars decorations, including Stormtroopers and R2-D2. Red car in driveway. Headline: May the 4th be with you.

House with Star Wars decorations, including Stormtroopers and R2-D2. Red car in driveway. Headline: May the 4th be with you.

Local Man Unleashes Annual ‘May the 4th’ Greeting - Son Once Again Dies Inside

May 41 min read

Group holding signs that read "Secure the BBQ" and "Sausage Integrity" at a barbecue event. Grilled sausages on display with a casual atmosphere. Headline reads: Ëlection 2025 - Major parties clash on sausage policy as nation grills itself intodecision.

Group holding signs that read "Secure the BBQ" and "Sausage Integrity" at a barbecue event. Grilled sausages on display with a casual atmosphere. Headline reads: Ëlection 2025 - Major parties clash on sausage policy as nation grills itself intodecision.

Election 2025: Major Parties Clash on Sausage Policy as Nation Grills Itself into Decision

May 32 min read

Man cooking in kitchen, stirring pot, Vegemite jar on counter. Text: Local man seeks trademark for Spag Bol recipe with Vegemite.

Man cooking in kitchen, stirring pot, Vegemite jar on counter. Text: Local man seeks trademark for Spag Bol recipe with Vegemite.

Local Man Attempts to Trademark His Vegemite Spag Bol to Avoid “Recipe Theft”

May 12 min read

Man with bandaged wrist, assisted by medic, sits at table in busy voting hall. Headline: "Shire Voter Hospitalised After Vote."

Man with bandaged wrist, assisted by medic, sits at table in busy voting hall. Headline: "Shire Voter Hospitalised After Vote."

Election 2025: Shire Voter Hospitalised After Attempting Full Below-the-Line Senate Vote: “I Just Wanted My Democracy to Count”

May 11 min read

Package under a tree in a park. Playground in the background. Headline Text: Local Retired detectives launch emergency service to find missing deliveries: We solved Murders - we can handle amazon and uber eats.Sutherland Shire Gazette

Package under a tree in a park. Playground in the background. Headline Text: Local Retired detectives launch emergency service to find missing deliveries: We solved Murders - we can handle amazon and uber eats.Sutherland Shire Gazette

Local Retired Detectives Launch Emergency Service to Find Your Missing Deliveries: “We Solved Murders — We Can Handle UberEats and Amazon.

Apr 292 min read

Man smiling in a kitchen while cutting a colorful birthday cake. Headline text reads: He's ruined it for the rest of us: local dad blacklisted by bloke community after nailing another ridiculous birthday cake.

Man smiling in a kitchen while cutting a colorful birthday cake. Headline text reads: He's ruined it for the rest of us: local dad blacklisted by bloke community after nailing another ridiculous birthday cake.

“He’s Ruined It for the Rest of Us”: Local Dad Blacklisted by Bloke Community After Nailing Another Ridiculous Kids Birthday Cake

Apr 272 min read

Gulligan the Seagull mascot in sunglasses and cap holds coffee by a memorial with red wreaths at sunrise. Headline Text reads: Today we pause. This ANZAC Day The Sutherland Shire Gazette joins our community in pausing to reflect, remember and give thanks. The Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Gulligan the Seagull mascot in sunglasses and cap holds coffee by a memorial with red wreaths at sunrise. Headline Text reads: Today we pause. This ANZAC Day The Sutherland Shire Gazette joins our community in pausing to reflect, remember and give thanks. The Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Today, We Pause.This Anzac Day, The Sutherland Shire Gazette joins our community in pausing to reflect, remember and give thanks.

Apr 251 min read

Traffic jam on a highway at sunset, trees lining the road. Headline text reads: Leave now or abandon all hope: holidaymakers warned to begin return trek to the shire now before sunday 's traffic devours them whole.

Traffic jam on a highway at sunset, trees lining the road. Headline text reads: Leave now or abandon all hope: holidaymakers warned to begin return trek to the shire now before sunday 's traffic devours them whole.

Leave Now or Abandon All Hope: Holidaymakers Warned to Begin Return Trek to The Shire Now Before Sunday's Holiday Traffic Devours Them Whole

Apr 242 min read

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