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Deer with antler stands in lush suburban garden, trees in background, compost heap and veggie patch. Headline Text: "EXCLUSIVE: Inner West Escapee Buys 'Dream Home With Land' in Grays Point, Immediately Confronted by Giant Deer and Existential Crisis." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Deer with antler stands in lush suburban garden, trees in background, compost heap and veggie patch. Headline Text: "EXCLUSIVE: Inner West Escapee Buys 'Dream Home With Land' in Grays Point, Immediately Confronted by Giant Deer and Existential Crisis." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Inner West Escapee Buys ‘Dream Home with Land’ in Grays Point, Immediately Confronted by Giant Deer and Existential Crisis

Aug 221 min read

Man in suit with umbrella stands beside a water-filled pothole on a suburban street. "Sutherland Shire Gazette" and "For Sale" sign visible.

Man in suit with umbrella stands beside a water-filled pothole on a suburban street. "Sutherland Shire Gazette" and "For Sale" sign visible.

Exclusive New Waterfront Living - Luxury Shire Listings Emerge Beside The Shires Newest Most Scenic Pothole Road Craters

Aug 211 min read

Computer Generate Image of a large ornate mansion with a fountain with luxury car in driveway. Headline Text: " What Was He Thinking? Barden Ridge Bloke Builds Bond Villian Lair in the Last Place You'd Expect.." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Computer Generate Image of a large ornate mansion with a fountain with luxury car in driveway. Headline Text: " What Was He Thinking? Barden Ridge Bloke Builds Bond Villian Lair in the Last Place You'd Expect.." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

What Was He Thinking? Barden Ridge Bloke Builds Bond Villain Lair in the Last Place You’d Expect

Aug 202 min read

Dachshund in a surbuan garden, surrounded by greenery and red bottlebursh flowers. Headline text: "Cronulla Dachshund Trevor Accuses Owner of ábandonment' Afeter Being Left With Shire's Fairy Godmother in Inferior Postcode. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Dachshund in a surbuan garden, surrounded by greenery and red bottlebursh flowers. Headline text: "Cronulla Dachshund Trevor Accuses Owner of ábandonment' Afeter Being Left With Shire's Fairy Godmother in Inferior Postcode. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Cronulla Dachshund Trevor Accuses Owner of “Abandonment” After Being Left With Shire’s Fairy Godmother in Inferior Postcode

Aug 192 min read

Children in colorful book week costumes walking in a Book Week parade. Parents clap nearby. Headline Text: "Book Week Costume ‘Made By Year 1 Student’ Clearly Crafted By Sleep-Deprived Parents With Too Much To Prove." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Children in colorful book week costumes walking in a Book Week parade. Parents clap nearby. Headline Text: "Book Week Costume ‘Made By Year 1 Student’ Clearly Crafted By Sleep-Deprived Parents With Too Much To Prove." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Book Week Parade Costume ‘Made By Year 1 Student’ Clearly Crafted By Sleep-Deprived Parents With Too Much To Prove.

Aug 181 min read

Dung beetle on pavement near dog poo. Headline text: “Dung Beetle Taskforce” Rumoured for Cronulla Esplanade to Tackle Poo Crisis. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Dung beetle on pavement near dog poo. Headline text: “Dung Beetle Taskforce” Rumoured for Cronulla Esplanade to Tackle Poo Crisis. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

“Dung Beetle Taskforce” Rumoured for Cronulla Esplanade to Tackle Poo Crisis

Aug 171 min read

Sutherland Shire Officially Plunged Into Lawn-Mowing Frenzy As Sun Finally Emerges - Mowers Heard Roaring Louder Than Cockatoos

Aug 172 min read

Street at night with blue lights along driveways, tree-lined road. Text: "Driveway Disco Fever Hits Shire as Residents Mistake Suburbia for Outback Station. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Street at night with blue lights along driveways, tree-lined road. Text: "Driveway Disco Fever Hits Shire as Residents Mistake Suburbia for Outback Station. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Blue Light Driveway Disco Fever Hits Shire as Residents Mistake Suburbia for Outback Station

Aug 162 min read

Woman in business attire sits on a bench, appearing tired. Busy city street with cars and buses. Headline Text reads "Shire Woman Conquers 11-Round Culture Fit Interview Gauntlet in The Big Smoke - Declines Job, Now Too Exhausted to Work.". Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Woman in business attire sits on a bench, appearing tired. Busy city street with cars and buses. Headline Text reads "Shire Woman Conquers 11-Round Culture Fit Interview Gauntlet in The Big Smoke - Declines Job, Now Too Exhausted to Work.". Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Shire Woman Conquers 11-Round ‘Culture Fit’ Interview Gauntlet in The Big Smoke - Declines Job, Now Too Exhausted to Work

Aug 152 min read

Shuttered glass entrance of "Caringbah Marketplace" Headline Text: Aldi Pulls Out, Sutherland Shire Gazette Steps In - Our Haunted Caringbah Marketplace Joke Now Shaping Shire Development Plans According to Major News Outlets. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Shuttered glass entrance of "Caringbah Marketplace" Headline Text: Aldi Pulls Out, Sutherland Shire Gazette Steps In - Our Haunted Caringbah Marketplace Joke Now Shaping Shire Development Plans According to Major News Outlets. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Aldi Pulls Out, Sutherland Shire Gazette Steps In - Our Haunted Caringbah Marketplace Joke Now Shaping Shire Development Plans According to Major News Outlets

Aug 142 min read

Teens ride a skateboard and suitcase in a store aisle. Shelves filled with household items and spilt on the floor. Headline Text: "Kmart Miranda Now Officially Classified as Indoor Adventure Park for Shire Teens." Sutherland Shire Gazette

Teens ride a skateboard and suitcase in a store aisle. Shelves filled with household items and spilt on the floor. Headline Text: "Kmart Miranda Now Officially Classified as Indoor Adventure Park for Shire Teens." Sutherland Shire Gazette

Kmart Miranda Now Officially Classified as Indoor Adventure Park for Shire Teens

Aug 132 min read

Vet doctor with stethoscope smiles at brown dachshund on clinic table. Headline Text above: "JUST IN: Cronulla Dachshund Trevor Diagnoses Owner With Rare Condition - "She cant function wihtout me"". Sutherland Shire Gazette

Vet doctor with stethoscope smiles at brown dachshund on clinic table. Headline Text above: "JUST IN: Cronulla Dachshund Trevor Diagnoses Owner With Rare Condition - "She cant function wihtout me"". Sutherland Shire Gazette

Cronulla Dachshund Trevor Diagnoses Owner With Rare Condition: “She Can’t Function Without Me”

Aug 122 min read

Four women chat over drinks at a beachside cafe. Headline Text: Öne of Us": Non-Shire Woman Uses DNA Test To Breach High School Friendship Fortress. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Four women chat over drinks at a beachside cafe. Headline Text: Öne of Us": Non-Shire Woman Uses DNA Test To Breach High School Friendship Fortress. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

“One of Us” - Non-Shire Woman Uses DNA Test to Breach High School Friendship Fortress

Aug 112 min read

Large pothole on a road with puddles, surrounded by cracked asphalt. Headline text reads: Shire Pothles Now So Big Council Considering Sister City Agreement with Narnia

Large pothole on a road with puddles, surrounded by cracked asphalt. Headline text reads: Shire Pothles Now So Big Council Considering Sister City Agreement with Narnia

Shire Potholes Now So Big Council Considering Sister City Agreement With Narnia

Aug 101 min read

Barista pours coffee, woman hands a pastry to a customer in a busy cafe. Headline text reads: Just give me a large - Local Man shaken by one size fits alll coffee policy

Barista pours coffee, woman hands a pastry to a customer in a busy cafe. Headline text reads: Just give me a large - Local Man shaken by one size fits alll coffee policy

“Just Give Me a Large”: Local Man Shaken by One-Size-Fits-All Coffee Policy

Aug 92 min read

Rows of sleeping newborns in a hospital nursery, nurses in blue scrubs in the background. Headline Text reads: Girls Baby Name Boom - Shire's Bottomless Brunch Era Spills Into The Birth Registry

Rows of sleeping newborns in a hospital nursery, nurses in blue scrubs in the background. Headline Text reads: Girls Baby Name Boom - Shire's Bottomless Brunch Era Spills Into The Birth Registry

Girls Baby Name Boom - Shire's Bottomless Brunch Era Spills Into The Birth Registry

Aug 82 min read

Newborns in a hospital nursery, nurses in the background. Text: Shire's Top Baby Boy Names for 2025 Revealed, Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Newborns in a hospital nursery, nurses in the background. Text: Shire's Top Baby Boy Names for 2025 Revealed, Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Shire’s Top Baby Boy Names for 2025 Revealed

Aug 61 min read

Dachshund sits indoors by rainy window with yellow, blue, and red raincoats hanging. Text above reads: "Trevor the Dachshund. Owns Three Raincoats, Still Refuses to Go Outside.."

Dachshund sits indoors by rainy window with yellow, blue, and red raincoats hanging. Text above reads: "Trevor the Dachshund. Owns Three Raincoats, Still Refuses to Go Outside.."

Trevor the Dachshund Owns Three Raincoats, Still Refuses to Go Outside

Aug 52 min read

Man typing at desk with coffee, lamp, and "Fake News" stamp. Text reads: "Local man nominated for award for heroically debunking satirical articles like its satire bingo."

Man typing at desk with coffee, lamp, and "Fake News" stamp. Text reads: "Local man nominated for award for heroically debunking satirical articles like its satire bingo."

Local Man Awarded for Award After Heroically Debunking Satirical Articles Like its Satire Bingo Night

Aug 42 min read

‘How’s The Weather?’ Declared Official Language of the Shire After Unprecedented Weekend of Relentless Rain and Reluctant Small Talk

Aug 32 min read

Teens roller skating indoors with neon lights. Text: "Shire Dad Starts Petition After Discovering Skate Plus Cosed Years Ago: Where are we meant to dump the kids?." Sutherland Shire Gazette featured.

Teens roller skating indoors with neon lights. Text: "Shire Dad Starts Petition After Discovering Skate Plus Cosed Years Ago: Where are we meant to dump the kids?." Sutherland Shire Gazette featured.

Shire Dad Starts Petition After Discovering Skate Plus Caringbah Closed Years Ago: ‘Where Are We Meant to Dump the Kids?’

Aug 32 min read

White electric ute parked at a construction site. Workers in yellow vests on scaffolding. Hedline text reads: Electric Ute Rolls Onto Building Site In Total Silence Tradies Left Audibly Uncomfortable

White electric ute parked at a construction site. Workers in yellow vests on scaffolding. Hedline text reads: Electric Ute Rolls Onto Building Site In Total Silence Tradies Left Audibly Uncomfortable

Electric Ute Rolls Onto Building Site in Total Silence - Tradies Left Audibly Uncomfortable

Aug 12 min read

Coastal landscape with greenery and ocean vista across Garie in the Royal National Park. Headline Text: "Garie Road Teased With Reopening Hopes—BOM forecast says 'Not So Fast'." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Coastal landscape with greenery and ocean vista across Garie in the Royal National Park. Headline Text: "Garie Road Teased With Reopening Hopes—BOM forecast says 'Not So Fast'." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Garie Road Teased With Reopening Hopes - BOM Forecast Says "Not So Fast"

Jul 312 min read

Local Dachshund Trevor Posts on Reddit’s ‘AITA’ – Seeks Validation Over Household Power Struggle

Local Dachshund Trevor Posts on Reddit’s ‘AITA’ – Seeks Validation Over Household Power Struggle

Local Dachshund Trevor Posts on Reddit’s ‘AITA’ – Seeks Validation Over Household Power Struggle

Jul 292 min read

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