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Vet doctor with stethoscope smiles at brown dachshund on clinic table. Headline Text above: "JUST IN: Cronulla Dachshund Trevor Diagnoses Owner With Rare Condition - "She cant function wihtout me"". Sutherland Shire Gazette

Vet doctor with stethoscope smiles at brown dachshund on clinic table. Headline Text above: "JUST IN: Cronulla Dachshund Trevor Diagnoses Owner With Rare Condition - "She cant function wihtout me"". Sutherland Shire Gazette

Cronulla Dachshund Trevor Diagnoses Owner With Rare Condition: “She Can’t Function Without Me”

Aug 122 min read

Four women chat over drinks at a beachside cafe. Headline Text: Öne of Us": Non-Shire Woman Uses DNA Test To Breach High School Friendship Fortress. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Four women chat over drinks at a beachside cafe. Headline Text: Öne of Us": Non-Shire Woman Uses DNA Test To Breach High School Friendship Fortress. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

“One of Us” - Non-Shire Woman Uses DNA Test to Breach High School Friendship Fortress

Aug 112 min read

Large pothole on a road with puddles, surrounded by cracked asphalt. Headline text reads: Shire Pothles Now So Big Council Considering Sister City Agreement with Narnia

Large pothole on a road with puddles, surrounded by cracked asphalt. Headline text reads: Shire Pothles Now So Big Council Considering Sister City Agreement with Narnia

Shire Potholes Now So Big Council Considering Sister City Agreement With Narnia

Aug 101 min read

Barista pours coffee, woman hands a pastry to a customer in a busy cafe. Headline text reads: Just give me a large - Local Man shaken by one size fits alll coffee policy

Barista pours coffee, woman hands a pastry to a customer in a busy cafe. Headline text reads: Just give me a large - Local Man shaken by one size fits alll coffee policy

“Just Give Me a Large”: Local Man Shaken by One-Size-Fits-All Coffee Policy

Aug 92 min read

Rows of sleeping newborns in a hospital nursery, nurses in blue scrubs in the background. Headline Text reads: Girls Baby Name Boom - Shire's Bottomless Brunch Era Spills Into The Birth Registry

Rows of sleeping newborns in a hospital nursery, nurses in blue scrubs in the background. Headline Text reads: Girls Baby Name Boom - Shire's Bottomless Brunch Era Spills Into The Birth Registry

Girls Baby Name Boom - Shire's Bottomless Brunch Era Spills Into The Birth Registry

Aug 82 min read

Newborns in a hospital nursery, nurses in the background. Text: Shire's Top Baby Boy Names for 2025 Revealed, Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Newborns in a hospital nursery, nurses in the background. Text: Shire's Top Baby Boy Names for 2025 Revealed, Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Shire’s Top Baby Boy Names for 2025 Revealed

Aug 61 min read

Dachshund sits indoors by rainy window with yellow, blue, and red raincoats hanging. Text above reads: "Trevor the Dachshund. Owns Three Raincoats, Still Refuses to Go Outside.."

Dachshund sits indoors by rainy window with yellow, blue, and red raincoats hanging. Text above reads: "Trevor the Dachshund. Owns Three Raincoats, Still Refuses to Go Outside.."

Trevor the Dachshund Owns Three Raincoats, Still Refuses to Go Outside

Aug 52 min read

Man typing at desk with coffee, lamp, and "Fake News" stamp. Text reads: "Local man nominated for award for heroically debunking satirical articles like its satire bingo."

Man typing at desk with coffee, lamp, and "Fake News" stamp. Text reads: "Local man nominated for award for heroically debunking satirical articles like its satire bingo."

Local Man Awarded for Award After Heroically Debunking Satirical Articles Like its Satire Bingo Night

Aug 42 min read

‘How’s The Weather?’ Declared Official Language of the Shire After Unprecedented Weekend of Relentless Rain and Reluctant Small Talk

Aug 32 min read

Teens roller skating indoors with neon lights. Text: "Shire Dad Starts Petition After Discovering Skate Plus Cosed Years Ago: Where are we meant to dump the kids?." Sutherland Shire Gazette featured.

Teens roller skating indoors with neon lights. Text: "Shire Dad Starts Petition After Discovering Skate Plus Cosed Years Ago: Where are we meant to dump the kids?." Sutherland Shire Gazette featured.

Shire Dad Starts Petition After Discovering Skate Plus Caringbah Closed Years Ago: ‘Where Are We Meant to Dump the Kids?’

Aug 32 min read

White electric ute parked at a construction site. Workers in yellow vests on scaffolding. Hedline text reads: Electric Ute Rolls Onto Building Site In Total Silence Tradies Left Audibly Uncomfortable

White electric ute parked at a construction site. Workers in yellow vests on scaffolding. Hedline text reads: Electric Ute Rolls Onto Building Site In Total Silence Tradies Left Audibly Uncomfortable

Electric Ute Rolls Onto Building Site in Total Silence - Tradies Left Audibly Uncomfortable

Aug 12 min read

Coastal landscape with greenery and ocean vista across Garie in the Royal National Park. Headline Text: "Garie Road Teased With Reopening Hopes—BOM forecast says 'Not So Fast'." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Coastal landscape with greenery and ocean vista across Garie in the Royal National Park. Headline Text: "Garie Road Teased With Reopening Hopes—BOM forecast says 'Not So Fast'." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Garie Road Teased With Reopening Hopes - BOM Forecast Says "Not So Fast"

Jul 312 min read

Local Dachshund Trevor Posts on Reddit’s ‘AITA’ – Seeks Validation Over Household Power Struggle

Local Dachshund Trevor Posts on Reddit’s ‘AITA’ – Seeks Validation Over Household Power Struggle

Local Dachshund Trevor Posts on Reddit’s ‘AITA’ – Seeks Validation Over Household Power Struggle

Jul 292 min read

Sign in park reads "Please Remember..." with reminders about kids' sports. Soccer field in background, trees nearby. Headline Text: "It's Not The World Cup", Says Sign - Parents Proceed to Act Like It's the Final at Wembley Anyway. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Sign in park reads "Please Remember..." with reminders about kids' sports. Soccer field in background, trees nearby. Headline Text: "It's Not The World Cup", Says Sign - Parents Proceed to Act Like It's the Final at Wembley Anyway. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

"It's Not The World Cup", Says Sign - Soccer Parents Proceed to Act Like It's the Final at Wembley Anyway

Jul 282 min read

Women enjoying a lively brunch with drinks at a sunlit table. Text overlay: "EXCLUSIVE: Study Confirms Woman Who Hyped Bottomless Brunch Most Likely to Tap Out by 1:12pm." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Women enjoying a lively brunch with drinks at a sunlit table. Text overlay: "EXCLUSIVE: Study Confirms Woman Who Hyped Bottomless Brunch Most Likely to Tap Out by 1:12pm." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Study Confirms Woman Who Hyped Bottomless Brunch Most Likely To Tap Out By 1:12pm

Jul 271 min read

Suburban backyard at sunset with glowing festoon string lights. Headline Text: Festoon Lights Blamed For Record Sale in Bangor, Property Market Enters Delusion Era. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Suburban backyard at sunset with glowing festoon string lights. Headline Text: Festoon Lights Blamed For Record Sale in Bangor, Property Market Enters Delusion Era. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Festoon Lights Blamed For Record Sale in Bangor, Property Market Enters Delusion Era

Jul 261 min read

Meeting room with six serious people around a table, papers and mugs present. Headline Text: Nothing Resolved, Everyone Traumatised: Strata Committee Meeting Hits New Emotional Lows. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Meeting room with six serious people around a table, papers and mugs present. Headline Text: Nothing Resolved, Everyone Traumatised: Strata Committee Meeting Hits New Emotional Lows. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Nothing Resolved, Everyone Traumatised: Strata Committee Meeting Hits New Emotional Lows

Jul 252 min read

People riding eBikes in Cronulla Mall with storefronts in the background. Headline Text reads: "Local Police Crack Down on Cronulla eBike Riders in Bold Attempts to Reclaim Mall and Esplanade from Chaos. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

People riding eBikes in Cronulla Mall with storefronts in the background. Headline Text reads: "Local Police Crack Down on Cronulla eBike Riders in Bold Attempts to Reclaim Mall and Esplanade from Chaos. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Local Police Crack Down on Cronulla eBike Riders in Bold Attempt to Reclaim Mall and Esplanade from Chaos

Jul 242 min read

Family in airport with luggage, smiling Man dressed in linen ensemble. Headline Text: "EXCLUSIVE: Local Family Returns from Euro-Summer with Continental Accents and Refined Palates." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Family in airport with luggage, smiling Man dressed in linen ensemble. Headline Text: "EXCLUSIVE: Local Family Returns from Euro-Summer with Continental Accents and Refined Palates." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Local Family Returns from Euro-Summer with Continental Accents and Refined Palates

Jul 232 min read

Dachshund wearing aviator sunglasses lounges poolside on a chair with a cocktail nearby. Background includes colorful pool floats. Text headline reads "Local dog trevor only answers to "the alpha" now - Jess Palmer's Household plunged into constitutional crisis. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Dachshund wearing aviator sunglasses lounges poolside on a chair with a cocktail nearby. Background includes colorful pool floats. Text headline reads "Local dog trevor only answers to "the alpha" now - Jess Palmer's Household plunged into constitutional crisis. Sutherland Shire Gazette

Local Dachshund Dog Trevor Only Answers to “The Alpha” Now – Jess Palmer’s Household Plunged Into Constitutional Crisis

Jul 222 min read

Woman stands confidently next to a car; man exits another with raised hands. Headline text: Local Woman Nominated for Bravery Award After Gentle Parenting Road Rager at Miranda's Five Ways Intersection. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Woman stands confidently next to a car; man exits another with raised hands. Headline text: Local Woman Nominated for Bravery Award After Gentle Parenting Road Rager at Miranda's Five Ways Intersection. Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Local Woman Nominated for Bravery Award After Gentle Parenting Road Rager at Miranda's Five Ways Intersection

Jul 212 min read

Runners at a race by the sea, wearing colorful athletic gear. Text reads: "Sutherland to Surf Runner Spotted Jogging Without Sharing to Strava. Locals Call for Intervention" Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Runners at a race by the sea, wearing colorful athletic gear. Text reads: "Sutherland to Surf Runner Spotted Jogging Without Sharing to Strava. Locals Call for Intervention" Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Sutherland to Surf Runner Spotted Jogging Without Sharing It to Strava - Locals Call for Intervention

Jul 202 min read

Three people sit at a café table, two men and a woman, discussing something. Text reads: "EXCLUSIVE: Local Man. Who Missed Coldplay Kiss Cam Confirmed To Be Living Under Actual Rock." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Three people sit at a café table, two men and a woman, discussing something. Text reads: "EXCLUSIVE: Local Man. Who Missed Coldplay Kiss Cam Confirmed To Be Living Under Actual Rock." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Local Man Who Missed Coldplay Kiss Cam Scandal Confirmed to Be Living Under an Actual Rock

Jul 192 min read

Man marks a large wall map in a cozy room with a window view. Headline reads: "Mount Ousely Meltdown - Local Family Wedding Sparks 17-Way Feud Over Safest Route to Berry." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Man marks a large wall map in a cozy room with a window view. Headline reads: "Mount Ousely Meltdown - Local Family Wedding Sparks 17-Way Feud Over Safest Route to Berry." Sutherland Shire Gazette.

Mount Ousley Meltdown - Local Family Wedding Sparks 17-Way Feud Over Safest Route to Berry

Jul 182 min read

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